Will

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A portrait of Vlad the Impaler, thinking about making pool toys.
Small, clear plastic cups filled with a green liquid, and what appears to be a blue raspberry fruit roll-up draped, messily across the rim. The whole shebang atop a Lady Liberty cocktail napkin.
A child's sneaker where there's a dark, ashy mark on the inside of the tongue where a sparkler ember melted the shoe and got stuck against an ankle.
Barney Fife on the phone from the sheriff's office, looking shocked with Andy standing over his shoulder. From The Andy Griffith Show.
Andy Card whispering into George W. Bush's ear on 9/11. Text: "a fifth boy has come to the house."
Artists rendering of a Lynel from the Legend of Zelda manual showing legs of a horse, torso of a man and head of a lion, holding a sword and shield.
Book cover for Salt: A World History.
Tuvix from Star Trek: Voyager, an amalgam of two characters, Tuvoc and Neelix.
Commander Tucker of the Enterprise NX-01 receives Vulcan neuro pressure massage from T'Pol.
A middle aged white man with thinning hair and glasses, squints into the sun, prominently displaying his "I Voted" sticker.
The sun rises in the reflection from a car window adorned with a sign reading: Rideshare2Vote VOLUNTEER DRIVER Call Us 888-977-2250 Rideshare2Vote.com
A smiling man with an "I voted" sticker poses with his son (also sporting an "I voted" sticker) in front of Susan B. Anthony's house in Rochester, NY.
Text: Hey Big Sister, I hate to ask but I just have to: do you think you have any wiggle room on Trump this election cycle? Reply: No political talk please little brother!! 😙 I don't have wiggle room and I'm sure you don't either. I love you no matter what. ❤️ Text: Well I had to ask. I thought things might have changed.
Randy Quaid staggers toward viewer with the words "I CAN STAR TREK... I'M A FOD" across the bottom
A crunchy looking, handmade planetesimal with the words MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 on it floats in the sky while the silhouettes of a human and two robots regard it.
View of vaguely pink and green night sky, over green trees.
Dr. Baltar from Battlestar Galactica (2004) with a microscope and a lab coat, probably faking Cylon test results.
Bill Murray as the amoral scum bag TV executive from the movie Scrooged. Although, to be fair this is the part of the movie where he's been you hed by the Christmas spirit and come out the other side a changed and worthy man.
A loaf of sourdough bread on cooling rack with bitchin' ear.