Roger Jacucci

@rogerjacucci.bsky.social

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International man of mystery and excitement. My hobbies include making crappy memes, weird #playlists, (working on porting my lists OUT of Spotify) and practicing #Krav. https://youtube.com/@rogerjacucci

The GOES-19 satellite automatically triggered its onboard protective “Safehold Mode” at 5:23 p.m. EDT on July 15 due to an unexpected technical anomaly. “According to NOAA, GOES-19 experienced an "onboard anomaly" at 5:23 p.m. EDT on July 15, automatically triggering the spacecraft's built-in Safehold Mode.”, as noted by WNC Times. This survival setting shuts down its primary Earth-observing mission to prevent damage.The ImpactBlind Spot: The outage temporarily cut off crucial real-time data used to track severe thunderstorms, wildfire smoke, and tropical developments.The Backup: While NOAA has an older backup satellite in orbit (GOES-16), it can take weeks to safely reposition it into the proper slot to fully take over.Political Context: The paragraph links this failure to broader systemic strain, highlighting that the incident occurred amidst ongoing federal budget cuts targeting wildfire research and staffing shortages impacting the National Weather Service.Current StatusEngineers successfully communicated with the satellite and fully restored its primary imaging systems the following day on July 16, 2026. The system is currently back online and operational.If you are researching this event, would you like more information regarding how meteorologists adapted during the brief outage or details on the current hurricane season forecast?

A meme featuring a scene from the classic 1958 sci-fi horror movie *The Blob*, showing a massive, gelatinous reddish monster engulfing the Colonial Theatre. Bold white text overlaid across the top reads **"FAILED TO LOAD BLOB"**, playing on the web development error message for failing to load a Binary Large Object (BLOB).

A flyer for an event titled "Support ICE in Plymouth," featuring American flags, a photo of a group of people at a rally, and patriotic imagery. The text emphasizes supporting law enforcement, border security, and community safety, and includes the event details: Saturday, July 25, 2026, from 2:00 PM to 3:30 PM at the Plymouth County Correctional Facility, 26 Long Pond Rd., Plymouth, MA. The event is hosted by "Mass ICE Patriots."

The image shows a digitally edited photograph of professional footballer Erling Haaland walking away from an airplane. He is wearing a black hoodie, dark trousers, and sneakers, and he is carrying a large, red-and-tan tote bag over his shoulder. In his other arm, he is cradling a large, green, textured object that resembles an alien egg from the *Alien* film franchise. The text above the image reads, "Erling Haaland with an Alien egg, arriving home after deep space... or the World Cup."

The image shows a digitally edited photograph of professional footballer Erling Haaland walking away from an airplane. He is wearing a black hoodie, dark trousers, and sneakers, and he is carrying a large, red-and-tan tote bag over his shoulder. In his other arm, he is cradling a large, green, textured object that resembles an alien egg from the *Alien* film franchise. The text above the image reads, "Erling Haaland with an Alien egg, arriving home after deep space... or the World Cup."

A modified image of a Ouija board sitting on a display table. In place of the original wooden planchette pointer, there is now a surreal creature featuring the head of Mitch McConnell attached to the body of a turtle wearing a striped blue and gold tie, resting on its back.

A parody image of a 1987 45 RPM vinyl record label for the band The Smiths. The label, credited to Rough Trade (RT 197), features the title "McCONNELL IN A COMA (2.02)" attributed to Morrissey and Marr. The center of the record shows a close-up, symmetrical pattern of a tortoise shell.

An image editing of the iconic "Dead Parrot" sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus, modifying the original file 1000063709.jpg into watermarked_img_9887022296487909451.png.
In a cluttered, vintage pet shop filled with hanging baskets and birdseed boxes, a customer in a brown jacket stands on the left, facing a shopkeeper dressed in a dark jacket. The shopkeeper leans forward with a serious, defensive expression while holding up a large wire cage. Inside the cage, where the blue and yellow Norwegian Blue parrot originally was in 1000063709.jpg, the bird has been replaced in watermarked_img_9887022296487909451.png with a small turtle resting entirely on its back, exposing its underbelly and flippers.

clip of a giant Jesus stomping through a city like acting like a Kaiju. He's wearing a crown of thorns, dragging a giant cross. He destroys the replica arch at the trump fair.

An image created in the distinctive cutout animation style of South Park, referencing a popular internet meme.
In the center foreground, a man is depicted in the show's signature style. He has a bruised left eye, a bloody nose, a goatee, and is flashing a peace sign. He is dressed in a red, white, and blue Uncle Sam-style top hat and American flag overalls over a white t-shirt, matching the attire of the person in 1000063266.jpg.
He stands in front of a white sheriff's car, flanked by police officers in green uniforms, while bystanders watch anxiously from behind. In the background, replacing the original scenery from 1000063267.png, the Washington Monument stands under a lightly clouded sky. Bold, white impact font text overlays the image, reading "OH, I'M SORRY" at the top and "I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA" at the bottom.