roldie

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He/him (not actually grimes)

patrickhwillems 10 h Jared Harris was in the audience and asked Jorma questions about MacGruber, one of the more insane things to happen in my many years of going to see this show
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WIN PROBABILITY Lakers 100.0% Final HOU 98 LAL 107 HOU 100 50 LAL 100
In cursive: Beat up Martin. In print: Eat up Martha.
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NEW YORK POST What is hentai? The niche porn that the world can't stop watching By Reda Wigle Published March 19, 2026, 7:00 a.m. ET AD 1/2 Learn More Reba McEntire holding up the Google results for hentai in an edited Ad (0:18) People the world over are hot for hentai.
DUNKACCINO IT'S A BRAND NEW GAME
Two cats. One is grooming herself, while the other sleeps beside her.
Google results for "estonia" (spelled correctly btw) return results for Eatonia, a remote Saskatchewan Canadian town of 449 people.
Louisville/Jefferson County, KY-IN MSA 1.394 mil Richmond, VA MSA 1.370 mil Memphis, TN-MS-AR MSA 1.339 mil Salt Lake City, UT MSA 1.300 mil
After retiring, DeRosa accepted a position as a studio analyst with the MLB Network.[108] He was the broadcast announcer for the video game franchise MLB: The Show since replacing Harold Reynolds in MLB The Show 18 until MLB The Show 21.
Aaron Judge, Paul Skenes power Team USA over Mexico TO SECURE SPOT in World Baseball Classic quarterfinal Skenes notched 7 strikeouts, while Judge and Roman Anthony hit home runs in the 5-3 win By Scott Thompson Fox News Published March 9, 2026 11:47 EDT
Aaron Judge, Paul Skenes power Team USA over Mexico TO SECURE SPOT in World Baseball Classic quarterfinal Skenes notched 7 strikeouts, while Judge and Roman Anthony hit home runs in the 5-3 win By Scott Thompson Fox News Published March 9, 2026 11:47 EDT
Jason Schwartzman Olivia Williams Bill Murray Rushmore "Magnificent! The Best And Most Beautiful Movie Of 1998." -New York Daily News "The Best Comedy Of The Year." -Spin Magazine
Xenomorph rising out of the water behind Newt in Aliens (1986)
"And they're telling me to wrap up." "I'm not gonna wrap up."
I'm not supposed to add context (Montserrat, Spain)
No Dunks No, not this time. Not gonna happen. Pure fiction. Not this time. No way. Not a chance. Never happening. Not a chance. Nope. Not this time. Trey Kerby On the Rockets title chances this season.
Tim Heidecker 5 hours ago Aw shucks! Maine Senate candidate/oysterman Graham Platner answered the hard questi...Read more
Kevin Durant says he plans to play on 2028 Los Angeles Olympics team despite age: 'Hell yeah, I want to play' Chris Cwik Contributing writer Mon, Feb 23, 2026, 1:17 PM CST Los Angeles Lakers superstar LeBron James is out for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics and Golden State Warriors sharpshooter Stephen Curry considers himself "highly unlikely" to participate. But that's not stopping Houston Rockets star Kevin Durant from trying to win another gold.
Alysa Liu holding an American flag and wearing a gold medal.
Donald Trump, Greg Abbott, James Talarico
Scoreboard showing the Knicks leading by two with eleven seconds left.
Controversies and censorship Cherry Poppin' Daddies' early performances often included flamboyant costumes, go-go dancers, phallic stage scenery, prop-heavy skits, or choreographed dance numbers.[14][19] Perry—then performing under his mad scientist stage persona of "MC Large Drink"[20]—would regularly engage in absurdist shock rock stunts, such as mock crucifixion and flag burning.[19][21][22] One of the band's stage props was known as the "Dildorado" or "The Dildozer", a riding lawnmower modified to look like a human penis that mimicked ejaculation by shooting colorful fluids from its tip.[21][23]
Sybian.
KD: "I can't trust Jabari to make a fuckin shot or get a stop" Friend: "Just don't give him a tech ft tbh" KD: "He's lowkey *r-slur*"
Taco Bell x Traitors cross promotion.
Tim Robinson explaining that it's fine because technically they're not real people or something.
Diagram of the Titanic scraping the iceberg. In only 26 seconds of divergence, it almost manages to steer clear.
Paul Walker in 2 Fast 2 Furious (?): "I need NOS"
Monarch of OP's country being carried by dominated indigenous population.
Vin Diesel as Riddick in Pitch Black
Kitty
Laura Loomer saying "Literally every time" because a murder victim had pronouns in her Instagram bio.
X owner Elon Musk justifying state violence.
Hansen Yang's shooting stats, which are very bad, but the standout is that he shoots 13.6% from three on at least one attempt per game in an average of only eight minutes.
Matthew Iglesias: "Trump's whole approach to foreign policy feels to me like a guy who read some bad leftist takes about how Western prosperity is all downstream of violent imperial exploitation and decided to use that as a playbook for growth "
A boy holding a copy of Daniel Kibblesmith's So You've Been Bitten by a Radioactive Spider: How to Survive the Marvel Universe on Christmas morning.
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Meme of Oakleys Avatar guy from Avatar 2. Text reads "is there a veteran discount?"
Osama should've hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!
David Frum pointing out that he has been racist to Muslims in the past, in case we forgot.
CBS News TikTok with all three pinned posts dedicated to Erika Kirk. FWIW the comments are not at all receptive lol
Poster for Basquiat (1996) starring Jeffrey Wright David Bowie Dennis Hopper Gary Oldman Michael Wincoyg Claire Forlani Courtney Love Parker Posey (and Willem Dafoe and Sam Rockwell are in there for like fifteen seconds apiece)
Pope Leo appearing as though he is singing
Matt Walsh complaining that chain pizza, which has always been mid, is not good.
Silent Shout by the Knife
"it's afraid" image from Starship Troopers
"BRIAN MCKNIGHT?! The literal worst person in the R&B world?!?!" he exclaimed.
Crunchy peanut butter rolled in toasted coconut (beer)
Cassandra is beyond stoked to present to you her ball
Three cats eeping
Pete Hegseth: Today, we end the War on Warriors.
Batman Forever (1995) 41% critics and 33% audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes
Actress Jamie Lee Curtis fought back tears while discussing the assassination of conservative pundit Charlie Kirk on Monday. Curtis, 66, broached the subject of the 31-year-old Turning Point USA founder during a WTF podcast episode with Marc Maron. “Well... I’m gonna bring something up with you just because it’s front of mind,” she told the host. “Charlie Christ was killed two days ago.” Maron clarified “Kirk, yeah, Charlie,” to which Curtis responded “Right. Kirk. I just call him Christ... I think because of Christ... Because of... his deep, deep belief.”
The guy who murdered Charlie Kirk posed as Pepe in a track suit. Surely this isn't a horribly racist meme.
Endtroducing... by DJ Shadow
Sex and the City 2 poster, to compare.
Top ten scorers in their first five starts in NBA history, shared for Jeremy Lin's retirement announcement. Linsanity famously happened while Lin was with the New York Knicks, not his later team, the Houston Rockets.