Madness Table

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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia

An @InternetHippo tweet: I'm not a political expert but if you eliminated hamas but killed my whole family in the process my first move would be to start Hamas 2
A summary of the “list of awards and nominations received by Pitbull” Wikipedia page, showing that he has indeed won a gram-gram.
The board game CHINA’S WAR: 1937-1941 set up for the 1937 campaign, including the very involved handouts and the rules like the tax code. This shit stomps actually and I love having other perverts to play it with.
A long-haired 2009 youth in cargo shorts and a green t-shirt that, although you can’t see it through the bright yellow semi-transparent sign he’s holding, I would bet folding money has the Legend of Zelda logo on it. The sign reads, in hand-lettered sharpie, Sasquatch is Real. The joke here is that the youth was one of the counter-protestors at a protest against the Ground Zero Mosque (ask your parents), and which prompted Donald Douglas, the rare 2010s conservative blog-writer that did *not* end up in an extremely lucrative sinecure despite being dumber than cubed ham, to froth, quote: Then turning around, I saw this kid yacking it up for the crowd, obviously having a blast with this ugly Jew-hating sign. And what does that mean, “SASQUATCH ISRAEL”? This is a play on the “legitimacy myth” of Israel’s existence. As there’s of course a “Sasquatch myth,” it’s worth noting the implied comparison: that Israel is also an ape-like beast existing only in historical folklore. Absent legitimacy, Israel has “no right to exist.” This kid’s sign is but one more example of eliminationist anti-Semitism. And look at how overjoyed he is in boasting this hatred. Creepy So kind of an ancestor to Eve Fbartlow’s raging at a Free Parking sign for appearing to say Free Palestine, in case you wondering if Israel defenders being very obviously haunted by guilty consciences was a recent development.
A sheet suspender, a little three-way strap dealie with alligator clips on each end.
A list of tariffs
Poster for the apparently existent Tubi series The Lesbian Homie
The meme lady who is doing a bunch of algebra
@internethippo.bsky.social @InternetHippo • Jan 22, 2020 My extremely foreign dad who never texts me just texted me "Find wife" and I don't know if he means for me or for him or what so I said What and he texted back a capital W followed by 23 line breaks
Anime screencap of a willowy man in a grassy field closing his eyes and saying “Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well”
A Seinfeld still from the episode The Foundation, in which Kramer is retorting to Jerry KRAMER, YOU'RE FIGHTING CHILDREN? WE'RE ALL AT THE SAME SKILL LEVEL, JERRY
A shirt with the silhouette of a meeple (the twee name for barely-humanoid wooden tokens used in board games, which have become a synecdoche for the hobby as a whole) and the slogan “Make Every Action Count”
Twitter post by Law Boy @The_Law_Boy satanic panic stuff is wild because you have one side being like "don't you understand symbolism and art, even a little bit, even conceptually?" and the other side responding "no, absolutely not even a little" 6:42 PM • Mar 28, 2021
A PragerU still in which the titular doof stands next to giant text reading “THE LEFT WANTS TO TAKE AWAY YOUR PENIS”
A nun reading “Lesbianism: The Religious Practice of Worshipping Women”
In addition, Hugg was recorded discussing how nuclear launch decisions are made in real time and stated that while the US has no plans to use nuclear weapons, saying, "We're not going to nuke anybody." He also described how the United States could target Iran's next leader, saying, "If he [Mojtaba Khamenei] doesn't change his ways, yeah, they're going to kill him." The footage also captured personal remarks directed at the undercover journalist, including, "The easiest way to get intelligence...send a pretty girl," and "Your eyes have mesmerized me so much...Almost like you're an intelligence."
A dog holding three sticks in his mouth at once and clearly feeling a self-satisfaction few bipeds will ever know
A tweet by Nate Fisher @natefishpa You air drop a billionaire into a 3rd world country with $5 in his pocket and within a few years he will be a millionaire. There are traits, skills, and characteristics financially super successful people have to maximize what they have. They know how to play any hand dealt 4:13 • 01 Jan 23 • Twitter for iPhone
A dril tweet wint @dril • Feb 13 the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag
Matthew Carr’s THE INFERNAL MACHINE: A HISTORY OF TERRORISM, which lays out a rather compelling case that “terrorism” is an essentially meaningless category used to refer to any violence outside of (and disapproved by) the state monopoly
Black and white photo of a wall in France during the May 68 protests. It reads “soyez realistes, demandez l’impossible” - “Be realistic, demand the impossible"
An IMDB movie quote for EASY RIDER 2: THE RIDE BACK. The quote is: Morgan Williams: The sky was crystal blue, just like 9/11.
Simpsons cap of Homer leaning back and saying “ DURING THE EXAM ILL HIDE UNDERSOME COATS... AND HOPE THAT SOMEHOW EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT.”
An ostrich, plotting
Poster for THE LAST BOY SCOUT starring Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. Text reads “ They're two fallen heroes up against the gambling syndicate in pro sports. Everyone had counted them out. But they're about to get back in the game.” Movie posters should have full paragraphs explaining the premise again, in addition to taglines. Oh right, the tagline is “The goal is to survive”, which is pretty weak.
Dinosaur comics panel in which t-Rex says “In French, each noun is either a boy or a girl, which means you've got a 50% chance ot making a mistake that does not impact the ActuAL meaning ot your sentence, but which still makes you wrong. This is how French says "screw you" to every student ot the language.”
A jerkcity/bonequest comic in which Spigot (a beatnik) makes a goofy face in the first panel and then shouts “SURPRISE I HAVE A DICK 3” / “SO YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM 1 OR 2”
Harold Bernstein MD, Trump’s personal doctor from the first term who declared him preternaturally healthy both mentally and physically. Bornstein looks like a central casting drug dealer and/or pedophile
A Far Side cartoon by Gary Larson, depicting a transparent amoeba couple with glasses and hair to make one the wife and one the husband. The husband amoeba is sitting in an easy chair floating in whatever fluid they’re in, with a rabbit eared TV in front of him, its power cord leading off panel and raising a number of questions. He seems to be watching TV completely checked out, inasmuch as a cartoon amoeba with no facial features except glasses can express emotions. The wife amoeba, her V-bent lady-type glasses serving as angry eyes, is haranguing him through a “mouth” with lipstick on it, raising further questions. Their “body language” implies a recurring argument. The caption reads “Stimulus, response! Stimulus, response! Don't you ever *think*?”
A t-shirt that says “I love nu metal. It sucks.”
The title as an Evangelion title card
A magnetic resonance image of a fetus where it looks outright demonic
My notifications page, showing my post of praising Radley Balko’s books: It's v good [his other book Rise of the Warrior Cop] but The Cadaver King and the Country Dentist imho doesn't get enough love - it's a completely bonkers story, and egomaniacs half-assing public service jobs and lying like rugs is unfortunately also endlessly relevant.” The notifications show that has liked the post and followed me.
A Jack Chick comic panel of demons with the caption “These guys are smart”. Chick was a fundamentalist Christian who made little black-and-white comic booklets that were ostensibly meant to convert nonbelievers but became very popular with ironic atheist types.
girls and corpses, an 2000s horror magazine that had a certain theme to its covers
A rat in an old-time boys school uniform, short pants and ribbon tie, with its leg caught in a mouse trap. I. The background in a heart are the words “SNAP” OUT OF IT AND BE MY VALENTINE. The rat looks pretty upset.
The Demiurge depicted as a lion-headed snake
Two tumblr posts from user theinfiknight Hang on I gotta google something real quick Ok this is funny
A tweet from Don Hughes @getfiscal Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I'm gonna call the plane Lolita Express. Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov's novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile.
The logo for the Guinea Pig series, notorious and damn near unwatchable body horror. Charlie Sheen once watched one and thought it was a snuff film.
The Gundam “wow cool robot”/“war is bad” meme
U.S. District Judge Margaret M. Garnett in Manhattan said she dismissed the murder and weapons charges because they were legally incompatible with the two counts of stalking Mangione faces.|
Presidential Alert THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
If you say guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun, and you will, coincidentally, die.
A meme of anime girls in a hot spring with the text “I truly believe we’re only out on this earth to hang out”. I don’t know which show it is and the 00s anime death spiral art style has me concerned it might be some pervert shit but I feel it’s important to present the idea in the context i first saw it and saved it on my phone.
This post getting dinged for “intolerance”, likely due to it not acknowledging the half of the British diet that is fried.
A probably-sincere tweet from “Jack the KING” (muema626): Before you masturbate..just know that millions of angels are looking at you And an image of an endless horde of angels looking at earth waiting for the show to start
During pioneer days, the common humorous description was that the Platte was "a mile wide at the mouth, but only six inches deep." 49ers said it was "too thick to drink, too thin to plow"
The Fly Girls, you see
Tweet from The Bro Tug @FuzzyMarth for a while l've been pondering that the "bot problem" isn't so much bots, but that so many real people have a history of tweets that could not pass a turing test
Bsky post by Blade Sprinter Progress and societal change for the better often come from the young who see the problems of society more clearly than those who grew up where they were normalized. I have seen the tremendous trauma and damage infidelity has done in my extended family. The Zoomers are right.
A tweet by Don Hughes @getfiscal Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I'm gonna call the plane Lolita Express. Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov's novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile.
Tweet from bobby @bobby somethin kinda neat i found out...if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life. so 50/50. pretty good odds.
Hannibal Burress “Hahahaha. This sucks, man.” meme
A 3d-printed Punisher Skull plug so you can drive without a seatbelt without the alarm going off
A Dinosaur Comics first panel of T-Rex saying “In French, each noun is either a boy or a girl, which means you've got a 50% chance of making a mistake that does not impact the ACTUAL meaning of your sentence, but which still makes you wrong. This is how French says "screw you" to every student of the language.”
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