Rolling for Stew

@rollingforstew.bsky.social

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My personality is mostly TTRPGs, Board Games, Knitting, Crochet, & Wizards.

The left half of the listing for a game called "Beef" on RPG Trader. You see it's cover image, tags, and the "Description, Details, Reviews, Discussions" bar is set to details where the creators name, the product's category (it's a full game), it's genre, intended audience & content, tone, playstyle, language, and publish date are all easily red down the list. I know this game is meant to be of a "modern" genre intended for "adult, casual, family-friendly, and low prep" audience with a "humorous, lighthearted, slapstick" tone and a "Duo, GM-less, PvP/Competitive, Rules-light" playstyle from super quick and easy navigation.
signal group chat reads: according to discord archives, it was September 9th (2025) that I decided gender was not for me, and a deal was struck with the entity know as [name is redacted with a static overlay] that it would obtain my gender for $2. In 2 days, on March 21st (2026), I shall recive my $2.
big red dot labeled 'point' and a line labeled 'you' that curves away so as to miss it.
Tumblr user planefood says "The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it:" followed by a digitally drawn webpage. Banner at the top says "IAmPregnant.com" and has a smug lookimg baby face that is all gray except for blue eyes. Underneath is "Looking to spice up your daycares roster with your bun in the oven? Here's some WARRIOR CATS inspired names FOR BOYS" Smallest heading and bullet points wiylth little hearts reads: "Top Warrior Cat Names for Boys of all time: Firestar, Loner, Lostface, (crossed out Scoirge) (crossed out sour) scourge, Theodorefoot, Torpedo" Top right sidebar is bright yellow poorly formatted "CLCIK HERE TO GIVE BIRTH RIGHT NOW !! !" Bottom right section is pink with a crying baby and says "CLICK HERE FOR TOP 10 TASTEFULLY 'ETHNIC' NAMES FOR WHITE BABIES" "Rice Risotto Jr" all mispellings in quotes are an accurate transcription of the original joke for comedic effect.
This is the Immunity Doggo. Immunity doggo will protect you from all posts that threaten bad things if you don't reblog. Scroll on or reblog as you please. You are safe. (pic is of a cute kinda fluffy white dog on a beach).
Superman 2025 poster. Specifically the one labeled "it begins" tbat has little boxes along the bottom of the non-superman main characters.
Tumblr post: every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good"
Tweet that says "saw a guy hold is baby up to a painting like this today" followed by a pen sketch on a notepad of a guy with his arms fully extended forward with the baby bundled up and upright facing the frame. Below is the comment "we should stop taking pictures of people in public and resort back to drawing from memory".
An anime girl who is supposed to be cute. But her eyes are so inhumanly huge and far apart and her mouth so small and high up she just looks like a hideous alien. Along the bottom is "Nasferatu" written in its Vampire the Masquerade style.
A classic wizard sitting on a fancy chair with his hand seeming to cast a spell at his old fashioned PC screen. Most of the art is orange and red in tone but the wizard contrasts in his royal purple robes. Very studious.
I'm someone who actually likes D&D and is begging other people who love D&D, on hands and knees, to try another game because there are so many good ones out there. D&D is really great if you want to go "ah ha! but I used my action to cast Spirit Guardians last turn so when the enemy gets within 15 feet of me their speef is halved and they have to roll a Wisdom Saving Throw and take 3d8 Radiant Damage if they fail and they still take half it if they succeed!" If that's what you love about D&D, power to you. But if you like literally anything else about tabletop roleplaying I promise you there is 100% a better suited game out there for whatever it is you want to get out of this hobby.
the vintage "Gee Bill, how come your mom let's you have two wieners?" meme but the text now reads "Gee Roland, how come your mom let's you have 3 types of signatures?" with Bill's face being replaced by the original art for Roland Banks from Arkham Horror The Card Game and pictures of different signature cards he has in the game scattered around the empty space of the meme.
A 4 panel meme. on the top left is a close up picture of a face with the panel to the right being Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas & Ferb pointing at him and saying "a middle aged white guy?" Panel 3 is the same picture of a man zoomed out and uncropped to show he's holding a skateboard. Final panel is Doofenshmirtz exclaiming "Tony Hawk the middle aged white guy!?!"
screenshot of the Balder's Gate 3 video game. A purple Tiefling with horns that start in the front but go back wearing green Bard garb is being talked to. She is very cute and pretty.
A crochet triangular shawl going from center out with a flame motif in the center out. the colors are a gradient that are meant to abstractly represent a sunrise/set.
Heroforge of a average looking middle aged white guy in a hideous, diamond padded, bright purple coat and matching hat. He has a fishing pole on his back and is holding a Lute but that's only becasue Heroforge doesn't have Hurdy Gurdys so please play pretend.
Full color miniature made using Heroforge of a young woman in an action leap holding a big gun in one hand and a baton on the other. She is pale but has dark eyes and hair that's tied back. Her outfit is a morph suit with a cool padded jacked, belt, and boots. The morph suit is black, boots brown, belt blue, and jacket all of the above.
Tumblr post by user "beetledrink" dated May 1, 2020 reads: not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like "i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!" girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament [looking emoji]
A skeleton holding an axe that looks aggressive and badass. Along the top is the caption "Did you just call my knitting crochet?" and along the bottom "That's alright it's a simple mistake people make sometimes actually knitting has two needles and".
A triangular shawl on a wooden table. It has a recurring motif of skulls lacy boarders in-between. The bottom corner is one skull and a rich purple, as you go up there are more and more skulls and the color changes in a gradient to a different shade of purple and then black.
Tumblr post by user "prokopetz" dated March 26th reads: (For those unfamiliar with the trope, "girl in a box" is a conspicuously recurring motif in contemporary fantasy and sci-fi media whereby a mysterious character - typically young, typically female - is found in, and subsequently released from, a container of some kind by a third party; discovering who this character is and why she was in the box then form the impetus of the plot. That this character has amnesia and possesses a terrible hidden power are customary but not obligatory.)
Cover image of "The Wildsea Core Rules by Felix Isaacs." It's 2 people on a ship in a ocean of trees getting ready to defend their ship from a humanoid but ambiguous enemy.
3 Frog People (Grung) that are yellow, then green, then red.
A Half-Elf in flow-y robes is standing next to a Hexblood of Sea-Hag coloration who is wearing a Santa hat and holding a Rat. The background it standard overly-edited Christmas background. The caption "A Fey Touched Winter Solstice" is above their heads. And between their bodies is the Hallmark logo.
A heavily armored miniature with 2 swords on the left and a girl with pretty flow-y robes on the right. There is a lighting special effect between their heads and cut and pasted from another meme are "Autism To Autism Communication." and "Autism To Autism Conversation."
Whimsicott in the anime eating pokemon food and struggling becasue it's hard. Whimsicott is a light brown pokemon with a head about the size of it's torso with green horns like a sheep and and a big round fluff of cotton accounting for most of the space it takes up. It is very cute.
The "this cat is Gay / and there's nothing you can do about it" meme but cat is replaced with "Paladin" and the image is a heavily armored miniature with 2 swords over a gay man flag background.
Big text "Thiala Aloro's GoFundMe" and smaller text "for a 100gp Pearl for using the Identify Spell 'It's for all of us.'" The image is parchment colored and in the corners is the "stonks" meme and the cat that "looks very polite"
The "Is this a pigeon?" meme but with the caption "Could this be used as a Party Game?" and the butterfly replaced with the covers for the games Fiasco and The Zone.
minimalist art of a chaotic crouched person in a harness and a tired person holding their backpack leash. chaotic person is captioned "Jin Yi, a 12 year old girl with a huge hammer" and the tired person "Zak and the other 3 teenage boys in the party". The meme overall is captioned "A meme for the game of Avatar Legends I played at the SDRA"