Romandibule

@romandibule.bsky.social

38 Followers 170 Following

'Unique' usernames are for cowards. You think you're special because you reserved "Ninja" or "Sonic"? Listen, kid... You don't know jack about your human soul until you've resorted to using a capitalized "|" in place of a lowercase "'" to get a username you didn't want to begin with. Go reserve "Frost" and scamper for attention, "Ifrit" ", you terminally online divas. If it makes your life better to get a win, who are any of us to deny you? Besides, real gangstas always have multisyllabic compound usernames anyway. It takes a type of creative prowess y'all could never to stand out when you have to resort to a thesaurus and do name and lore research and still have to try 20+ attempts. You will never know the joy of seeing the word "Available" and thinking you just robbed the devil. The reaper is always just one step behind a real one. Peace.