Ron Sequitur ꙮ

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A fax machine is just a surprise printer. Reskeets mean I love you. LINKS ------ Decent Skeetcents: https://tinyurl.com/DecentSkeetcents Ron's Favstar: https://tinyurl.com/RonsFavstar

Jesus, or maybe Dave Grohl, saying start the rapture into a telephone
A man with a gorgeous head of hair and a neatly trimmed beard, wearing a blue button down shirt, upon which is clipped a small white card that reads, "Please do NOT touch!" In black letters. He is smiling a big, dumb, goofy smile that undermines the entire tone of the terse, written warning he wears upon his breast. To be fair, the binder clip already undercut any potential gravitas here. Who's thirsty?
70s couch. Beige and plaid (both, somehow) with wood trim, I guess
NBC News headline: lettuce may be tip of the iceberg as cyclosporiasis spreads
Frog holding up a very small item between his thumb and forefinger
Notes to self Remember the Alamo Standup comedians are always like "why are things called stuff?
B/w closeup of a man's face, it's clear the man has a great head of hair, glasses, and is bad at taking selfies and taking things seriously
While you were so worried Socialism would take your freedoms, Capitalism stole your pension, took your savings, sent your jobs overseas, robbed you of health care, dismantled the educational system, and put you in debt, leaving you only your racism, xenophobia, hate, & guns.
Chris Trager "stop.... pooping" meme, pooping is crossed out, text floating above pooping says "making spider man movies"
The Dude, holding a White Russian in the back of a limo, saying, "fkn ay... I got a schism man"
Me in a Temu George Washington type military uniform, complete with white woig that does not match half of my beard (the dark parts that aren't white yet)
'Last night at dinner, the waiter misgendered [Steele]. He said, 'Hello, gentlemen.' And I said, 'Nope.' ... That's now how I react because it feels natural." - WILL FERRELL Los Angeles Times
Herzog speech balloon i guess this is my thing now
Werner herzog speech balloon
Werner herzog speech balloon
Werner herzog speech bubble
BREAKING: Man ejaculated 3 metres out of car after head-on crash dunedinherald #BREAKING Man, 32, ejaculated three metres out of a car after a head-on collision with a farm fence.
Headline: Scientists gave an octopus a mirror. Here's what happened next BBC Wildlife Magazine - 1d
spam text message from nazi symapthizer: Hi , this is Hunter with American Promise. 𝗔 𝗵𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗰 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗱! Congressman Barrett of Michigan has just introduced an amendment that would allow Americans to once again set rules for money in politics. For 50 years, Supreme Court decisions have left Americans without the power to limit outside influence and foreign interference in our elections. Barrett's amendment would restore our ability to rein in unlimited and unchecked political spending. 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁? 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘: americanpromise.info/BpaKL When our representatives stand up for us, it's important to acknowledge it and thank them. After you sign the petition, respond with the word 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 for another quick action that you can take to 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 your impact! Reply STOP to unsubscribe
Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie . 4h Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht's mini-yacht - both of which he's allowed to write-off on his taxes. That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S. @atrupar . 5h Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."
Ham egg and cheese sandwich on perfectly toasted sourdough
Ham, mashed potaters, green
"Oh God, midnight's not bad, you wake and go back to sleep, one or two's not bad, you toss but sleep again. Five or six in the morning, there's hope, for dawn's just under the horizon. But three, now, Christ, three A.M.! Doctors say the body's at low tide then. The soul is out. The blood moves slow. You're the nearest to dead you'll ever be save dying. Sleep is a patch of death, but three in the morn, full wide-eyed staring, is living death! You dream with your eyes open. God, if you had strength to rouse up, you'd slaughter your half-dreams with buckshot! But no, you lie pinned to a deep well-bottom that's burned dry. The moon rolls by to look at you down there, with its idiot face. It's a long way back to sunset, a far way on to dawn, so you summon all the fool things of your life, the stupid lovely things done with people known so very well who are now so very dead – And wasn't it true, had he read somewhere, more people in hospitals die at 3 A.M. than at any other time." Ray Bradbury
*Slaps Roff of Car* "Again, this would sound so much better if I had my bongo drums."
CONGRESSMAN TOM BARRETT REPRESENTING THE PEOPLE OF MICHIGAN'S 7TH DISTRICT A Note From Tom [name redacted], I've lost too many friends on the battlefield to let America get dragged into another endless war with no exit strategy or defined mission objective. That's why I just introduced a piece of legislation called an Authorization for Use of Military Force (AUMF) to give President Trump the congressional authority to stop Iran and its terrorist proxies from developing a nuclear weapon without putting American boots on the ground or engaging in nation building. The Detroit News SERVING MICHIGAN SINCE 1873 Barrett bill greenlights, limits military operations in Iran to 90 days
Google tv homescreen with confusing graphic including the poster image from Saving Private Ryan with the title Charlie's Angels
Goofy with the caption I'll fuckin do it again
Man in glasses with a beard, wearing a purple polo shirt
Andy Richter liked my skeet and he's gonna tell Conan about it and Conan's gonna have me on his podcast and we'll become best friends and he'll ask me to take over his weird comedy empire
(note that nothing on this image is highlighted in yellow) THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. 1. The U.S. must fundamentally commit to guaranteeing non-aggression. 2. Continuation of Iran's control over the Strait of Hormuz. 3. Acceptance that Iran can enrich uranium for its nuclear program 4. Removal of all primary sanctions on Iran. 5. Removal of all secondary sanctions against foreign entities that do business with Iranian institutions). 6. End of all United Security Council resolutions targeting Iran. 7. End of all International Atomic Energy Agency resolutions on Iran's nuclear program. 8. Compensation payment to Iran for war damage. 9. Withdrawal of U.S. combat forces from the region. 10. Cease-fire on all fronts, including Israel's conflict with Hezbollah in Lebanon.
Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
Charles Entertainment Cheese animatronic looking to its left
Photo of a newspaper with a full page article. I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake [Inset headshot of a horse] By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing. I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, 1 carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47.1 have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All day I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and puff my nose at it like hrrrfff to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse a...
Onion headline Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality
minion making an evil grin
David Becker, head of the Center for Election Innovation & ​Research, said in a social media post the order was "clearly unconstitutional" and would be blocked immediately, adding Trump "might as well ​sign an EO banning gravity."
Matt Painter's face on the Spice Adams meme
bike crash meme Top frame: guy on bike labeled "republicans" Middle frame: guy shoves pipe through spokes; pipe is also labeled "republicans" Bottom frame: guy has crashed. Caption "why do the democrats hate america"
Pam Beesly roasting Michael Scott: Once every hour someone is involved in an internet scam (internet scam is crossed out and replaced with "car crash"). That man is Michael Scott (Michael Scott is crossed out and replaced with "Tiger Woods."). Tiger Woods head is crudely superimposed onto Michael Scott's body, as if photoshop never existed and I used MS Paint. The aspect ratio is all wrong and it just looks like I didn't even try very hard to make it look good.
jason bateman saying "the #%$@ you are"
Mike F @mikefossey guy at home depot working in the toilet section: hey, great toilet you're lookin' at bud. you lookin to maybe take some shits in that thing? 08:10 AM - 13 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite
Republican Leadership: five soulless ghouls who look like they have no idea what it feels like to smile.
Email Subject: Can you believe this? From: Rep. Tom Barrett Banner image of Tom Barrett in front of the Capitol dome Fighting to Pay TSA Airports across the United States are a complete mess with people spending up to six hours waiting to get through security because TSA agents simply can’t afford to keep coming to work without getting paid. I understand this nightmare is only going to get worse as thousands of Americans prepare to travel for spring break and Easter unless we fund the Department of Homeland Security and pay TSA. That’s why I just voted to do that for the third time this year. Meanwhile, all but FOUR Democrats voted to block the funding for DHS that would fix this mess and pay TSA agents. I refuse to use people’s livelihoods as political leverage and will continue working towards a real solution that takes care of the people protecting our homeland security. You can sign up to receive updates on that effort here:
Man who maybe has food poisoning sewing a dog toy while the toy's owner, a black Border Collie mix, watches closely and with great concern for the toy's prognosis
Rockwell's Freedom of Speech
Pot roast in pan, browned on one side so far
Nic Cage from National Treasure saying I'm going to steal the shield of the americas (declaration of independence is crossed out)
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech"
Email reply: to Scouting, boyscoutsofamerica Dear Mr. Krone, This is extremely disappointing news. When I earned the rank of Eagle in 2000, politics had nothing to do with the education or training I received. I learned from, and alongside, members of my community who taught me to be a better citizen. Not a better Republican citizen, and not a better Democratic citizen: A better American citizen, a better citizen of my community, and a better citizen of my world. These lessons prepared me for ongoing leadership opportunities in every facet of my life. During my Scouting journey, I also earned my God and Country award. Along with my troopmates, I spent months working with a member of the clergy to develop a deeper understanding of my own spirituality, the role of religion in a free society, and the responsibilities I would carry forward upon completion of the course. At no point in my Scouting journey did I learn that some people are deserving of fewer freedoms, rights, or privileges. Nothing about my journey to Eagle taught me that I was above or below anyone else. You can state that those values remain unchanged, but that statement is at least partially false when you openly capitulate to heavily-biased political pressure from either political party. SHAME ON YOU for not standing up for our principles IN WHOLE. History will judge these times, the decisions that are made, the responses to political pressure, and those who so willingly gave in to said pressure. History will surely judge this decision to cede ownership of our shared values. History will most-assuredly judge you for standing by this choice. You have made me feel ashamed to have any association with Scouting. Sincerely, (name redacted) Eagle Scout
IU quarterback scoring decisive touchdown
The Architect from The Matrix 2 (2 Fast 2 Matrix), just kidding, people reading the alt text deserve jokes too. It really is the Architect from the second Matrix movie.
Merle coat Australian Sheperd lying on her tummy, back legs splooted, front paws crossed, serious look on her face
Email from Rep Tom Barrett with subject line "Should you need a photo ID to vote?"
Presidents nearly always lose House seats in midterms Only twice since 1946 have presidents seen their own parties gain seats in the U.S. House of Representatives during midterm elections. Those came in 1998 and 2002, when the sitting presidents had job-approval ratings higher than 62%. Blue denotes Democratic presidents and Red denotes Republicans. Table with 4 columns and 20 rows. (column headers with buttons are sortable) Year President Approval rating Midterm US House results 1946 Truman 33% 33%33% −45 seats −45 seats−45 seats 1950 Truman 39% 39%39% −29 seats −29 seats−29 seats 1954 Eisenhower 61% 61%61% −18 seats −18 seats−18 seats 1958 Eisenhower 57% 57%57% −48 seats −48 seats−48 seats 1962 JFK 61% 61%61% −4 seats −4 seats−4 seats 1966 LBJ 44% 44%44% −47 seats −47 seats−47 seats 1970 Nixon 58% 58%58% −12 seats −12 seats−12 seats 1974 Ford 54% 54%54% −48 seats −48 seats−48 seats 1978 Carter 49% 49%49% −15 seats −15 seats−15 seats 1982 Reagan 42% 42%42% −26 seats −26 seats−26 seats 1986 Reagan 63% 63%63% −5 seats −5 seats−5 seats 1990 GHW Bush 58% 58%58% −8 seats −8 seats−8 seats 1994 Clinton 46% 46%46% −52 seats −52 seats−52 seats 1998 Clinton 66% 66%66% 5 seats 5 seats5 seats 2002 GW Bush 63% 63%63% 8 seats 8 seats8 seats 2006 GW Bush 38% 38%38% −30 seats −30 seats−30 seats 2010 Obama 45% 45%45% −63 seats −63 seats−63 seats 2014 Obama 40% 40%40% −13 seats −13 seats−13 seats 2018 Trump 38% 38%38% −40 seats −40 seats−40 seats 2022 Biden 40% 40%40% −9 seats −9 seats−9 seats
Joker from The Dark Knight, top text: it's simple... bottom text: We uh divide the two parties into four, far left, center left. Center right, and far right, and the people will vote with the one that more closely matches their values And not just with some outdated, irrelevant brand
Australian Shepherd in red plaid coat, sitting in a foot of snow, with snow rapidly falling all around her, a soccer ball at her feet, and a look that says, "What do you MEAN it's too snowy??"
Instagram post about a woman whose legs were eaten by a shark shortly before the shark returned to eat her torso.
Me as Drum Major of the IU Marching Hundred, smiling despite a (most certainly) dismal performance by the football team.
Phyllis Vance from the office, saying, "You know, I forget about milk. This is a terrific reminder." Milk is crossed out and replaced with "pop tarts"