Ron Sparks

@ronsparks.ca

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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #Stratford #22Minutes #Beaverton #NationalPost #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP

Mrs. Betty Bowers' post saying: "Oh look! Explosive diarrhea is 50% off at Whole Foods!" The picture is of recalled Taylor Farms lettuce with a 50% sticker on one. The recall is due to Cyclospora contamination, which causes diarrhea.
The planet Earth has seen from space with the moon in the background.
An empty jail cell waiting for convicted 34-time felon President Donald J. Trump, who is a grifting con man, liar, cowardly draft dodger, bullying dotard, traitorous cad, central member of Jeffrey Epstein's circle of scumbags, warmonger, unloving and unlovable idiot and perpetual failure, malignant narcissist, morally bankrupt sociopath, and moribund blob of garbage.
Photograph and headline: the inauguration of Donald J. Trump as the 47th President of the United States of America, in Washington, DC in January, 2025.
CREW headline: President Donald "Trump has made 29 private prison stock trades since taking office."
Pic Ron Filipkowski posted of a Reason headline: "Trump's 18-month deadline to cut electricity prices in half has arrived. Rates are up 18%"
Screenshot of part of Aaron Rupar's post, which I am replying to. Mike Johnson says "Well, I don't hear him in that address relitigating the 2020 election. This is about making sure people have faith in our election system. He is showing you the receipts."
The Grim Reaper is on a walking date with sexy 164 year old Senator Mitch McConnell when he gets his head turned by the shapely - though 100% heterosexual - Lindsey Graham, who was only 71 years old. No for real that old man was just 71!
Anthropomorphic Kentucky turtle Mitch McConnell glares at his next meal, the closeted gelatinous protein blob that answers to the name "South Carolina Senator Lindsey Olin Graham."
An especially vivacious Mitch McConnell, who is definitely awake, alert and 100% not in a coma or dead.
In a YouTube promo pic, Mark Lindell is selling MyPillows and white Giza cotton sheets for huge discounts in front of a US flag.
Picture of a golden Nazi eagle statue with ties to Adolf Hitler that kind of resembles the one on the front of the White House Donald Trump calls a great gift for America on its 250th birthday.
New Pew poll showing how every nation's opinion of the United States has fallen since Donald Trump took office.
"I'm here for the pool job," says John J. Cafaro, pictured here after getting drunk off of one glass of Zima.
Costco's famous $1.50 hot dog and Pepsi combo, which former TV stars Bryan Cranston (Raising Miranda) and Aaron Paul (Tron: Uprising) have been reduced to living off of as they cohabitate in a Whirlpool dishwasher box under a nearby overpass. What brought them to this? Meth addiction. (They are method actors.)
Stephen Miller says he's not sure if Talarico is a man, then a bunch of other gross stuff I'm not even going to bother copying down. He sucks.
Stupid instructions.
John J. Cafano holds a press conference to answer reporters' questions, such as: "You're the pool guy Trump gave $14 million?" and: "No, seriously?!"
The LinkedIn profile picture of John J. Cafaro, Donald Trump's pool guy who did a bangup job renovating Washington DC's reflecting pool, which shows how well his jet black hair matches his light grey eyebrows.
Nathan Lane starring on Broadway as The Penguin. Not pictured: his spats. (Actually though, it's Trump's "pool guy" J.J. Cafaro.)
As usual, younger women at Mar-a-Lago simply cannot keep their hands off of obese cartoon villain John J. Cafaro, aka Donald J. Trump's pool guy.
Melania Trump contemplates running to escape her husband, rumoured half-lizard Donald J. Trump, pictured here shortly after pooping himself.
Picture of untalented musician Kid Rock's 93 year old father, dressed up as Sheriff Lobo and drunk on NyQuil, with the caption: "Kid Rock says he will not put out any more music if the Democrats win the house during midterms."
Ukrainian defense staff member's post saying in part: "The shitty Russia will burn. More and more."
The New York Post says Gavin Newsom's $20 million diaper deal has been torn apart with shocking figures and is peak stupidity. Gavin Newsom replies saying: "This is false. MAGA and the NY Comic Book are once again spreading lies. FACT: It's a $6.2 million contract not $20 million. FACT: it covers 40 million diapers in year one (about 15.5 cents per diaper not $0.50 as claimed). FACT: Baby2Baby was chosen through a rigorous competitive procurement process. It is a national non-profit based in California with strong experience in delivering diapers for families in need and in the last 15 years they have distributed over 300 million diapers to families in need across the country. This program is a game changer for new moms providing 400 free diapers for all newborns. Why is MAGA anti-family? It's sick!"
Chevron gas station in Los Angeles showing gas prices are now $8.05 for Regular, $8.07 for Plus, and $8.09 for Supreme.
Screenshot from The Verge with a picture of a Tesla cybertruck, reading: "Tesla is recalling its cheaper cybertruck because the wheels might fall off. All 173 of the rear-wheel drive. Cyber trucks sold by Tesla are being recalled." #elonmusk #tesla #recall #cybertrucks #elon #musk #business #economy #automobiles #businesssky #doge #maga #cars #billionaire #cheap #unsafe
NBC News Post with a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse wearing sunglasses and standing in front of a US flag, saying: "Kyle Rittenhouse, who gained fame for opening fire at a 2020 civil rights rally in Wisconsin, was hospitalized after he was bitten by a venomous spider, the noted firearms enthusiast says." #USpoli #US #ICE #guns #dhs #kristi #noem #trump #fbi #kash #patel #nra #firearms #constitution #kylerittenhouse #politics #rittenhouse #shootings
FBI Director Kash Patel looking stunned, as usual.
A Mexican version of Obi-Wan Kenobi named Obi Juan Kenobi wears a sombrero and hits a pinata with a Star Wars lightsaber. The pinata is shaped vaguely like an AT-AT from The Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi. #StarWars #CincoDeMayo #MayThe4th #ATAT #ICE #MayTheFourth #ObiWon #ObiWan #StarWarsDay #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #MayThe4thBeWithYou #Mexico #Mexican
Donald Trump's Truth Social post saying: "We cannot allow there to be an election that is conducted unconstitutionally simply for the convenience of State legislatures. If they have to vote twice, so be it. We should demand that state legislatures do what the Supreme Court says must be done. That is more important than administrative convenience. The byproduct is that the Republicans will receive more than 20 house seats in the upcoming midterms. President Donald J. Trump." # SCOTUS, elections, Democrats, Schumer, House of Representatives, Senate, Congress, Impeach, Impeachment, Washington DC, Capitol Hill, Louisiana, LA, gerrymander, gerrymandering, cheat, cheating, midterms, federal, state, states
Instagram post showing a new 15 foot tall golden statue of Donald Trump at his Dorval good course in Miami, Florida.
Beautiful flowers for a beautiful person.
Graphic showing How Biden's worst inflation approval was -43 points, while Donald Trump's current inflation approval is -49 points.
Service members on board the USS Abraham Lincoln share photos of the meals on their mess deck, which are very small and unappetizing slash kind of gross. Reports indicate they are not getting enough food or supplies during their Iran War missions.
Ross alerts post on X saying: "The person who won more than $400,000 betting on Maduro's removal was identified as a US soldier who participated in the operation. The soldier has now been arrested."
In between adult diaper explosions on the golf course, noted racist and physically unappealing uber-thief Donald J. Trump found the time to post yet another lie-filled diatribe claiming "election fraud" as well as one thing that's even more difficult to believe: his claim that "I am an extraordinarily brilliant person "
Two kittens sleep on a Toronto Blue Jays baseball cap after watching the Blue Jays beat the strangely named Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim on the strength of Varland and maybe let's not mention Hoffman tonight. READERS ADDED CONTEXT: These kittens are objectively the two cutest kitty cats the world has ever seen.
Brian Allen's post saying: "The house just failed to end Trump's Iran War by one vote. 213 to 214. One Democrat, Jared Golden of Maine. That's it. That's the margin. One Democrat crossed the aisle and gave Trump the war."
An old, bearded man in flowing white and red robes with the Red Cross symbol on the front. His hands glow with healing light. It is a parody of the AI generated meme Donald Trump posted in which he is clearly presenting himself as the Son of God - which he now claims is actually supposed to be him as a "Red Cross doctor."
An old, bearded man in flowing white and red robes with the Red Cross symbol on the front. His hands glow with healing light. It is a parody of the AI generated meme Donald Trump posted in which he is clearly presenting himself as the Son of God - which he now claims is actually supposed to be him as a "Red Cross doctor."
An old, bearded man in flowing white and red robes with the Red Cross symbol on the front. His hands glow with healing light. It is a parody of the AI generated meme Donald Trump posted in which he is clearly presenting himself as the Son of God - which he now claims is actually supposed to be him as a "Red Cross doctor."
Social media post saying "Jared Kushner Trump's son-in-law who took $2 billion dollars from Saudi Arabia secretly offered Iran unlimited uranium enrichment for peaceful purposes." There is a still of a news report.
Before and after regime change picture showing that Iran has the same leadership at the top except Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been replaced by his son, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, who is even more of a hardliner. #Khomenei #Khameini #Khomeini #IranWar #uspoli #Israel #Lebanon #Hormuz
Politico article snapshot. Headline: "Seems like losing - what the US hasn't won in Iran". Sub headline: "Negotiations begin this weekend in Pakistan. The war has reaffirmed Iran's regional significance." There is a picture of President Donald Trump's Secretary of Defense / Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, with Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair, General Dan Caine. #potus #uspoli #trump #netanyahu #israel #iran #lebanon #syria #uae #qatar #kuwait #iraq #usaf #airforce #army #usarmy #navy #usnavy #usmc #marines #dod #war #defense #usa #us #russia #ukraine #afghanistan #pakistan #un #nato #nafo #cdnpoli #canpoli #jdvance #vance #tehram #khomenei #khomeini #khamenei #yemen #oman #saudi #saudiarabia #jordan #palestine #hezbollah #idf #hamas #gazastrip #westbank #gaza #eu #uk #hormuz #oil #opec #ukpoli
Pam Bondi refuses to acknowledge the victims of Jeffrey Epstein's pedophile ring behind her as she testifies before Congress.
While testifying before Congress, US Attorney General Pam Bondi refuses to acknowledge the victims of Jeffrey Epstein's alleged pedophile ring. She was still fired by Donald Trump shortly after. #epsteinfiles #epstein #epsteinlist #doj #fbi #kash #pambondi #kashpatel #uspoli #patel #justice #ghislaine #maxwell #toddblanche #ag #usa #donaldtrump #trump #congress #senate #house #representative #representatives #clientlist #hearings #testiminy #victims #assault #children #corrupt
Rambling Donald Trump Truth Social post starting with "your whole civilization will die tonight and never come back again" then ending with "God bless the great people of Iran!"
List showing how Trump has wildly changed the timeline on his demand that Iran reopen the Strait of Hormuz, varying between March 24 and next Wednesday.
Barack Obama Easter post: "To everyone's celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and Hope."
Donald Trump Truth Social posts reading: "From President Donald J. Trump. We got him! My fellow Americans, over the past several hours the United States military pulled off one of the most daring search and rescue operations in US history for one of our incredible crew member officers who also happens to be a highly respected colonel and who I am thrilled to let you know is now safe and sound. This brave Warrior was behind enemy lines in the treacherous mountains of Iran being hunted down by our enemies who were getting closer and closer by the hour, but was never truly alone because his commander-in-chief, Secretary of War, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of staff and fellow warfighters were monitoring his location 24 hours a day and diligently planning for his rescue and my direction, the US military sent dozens of aircraft armed with the most lethal weapons in the world to retrieve him. He sustained injuries but will be just fine this miraculous search..."
Post saying: "I am currently at Walter Reed Hospital waiting. Thank you for your attention to this matter." Signed, "the devil."
Donald Trump Truth Social posts saying: "Remember when I gave Iran 10 days to make a deal or open up the Hormuz Strait. Time is running out - 48 hours before all hell will reign down on them. Glory be to God! President Donald J. Trump." There are the usual spelling and grammatical errors as well as bizarre capitalizations of words. Notably he says he'll will r-e-i-g-n down, instead of r-a-i-n.
Usa Today article by Ingrid Jock. Headline: "Love or hate her, Kristi Noem does not deserve humiliation"
Former DOJ head Attorney General Pam Bondi's portrait has been thrown unceremoniously into a trash can by her peers and subordinates at the Department of Justice immediately after Donald Trump fired her for "mishandling" the Epstein Files release and allegedly leaking information he didn't want exposed. She was apparently despised there.
Donald Trump's Truth social post saying: "Is Bruce Springsteen going to sue his plastic surgeon?"