Mike Roorda

@roorda.bsky.social

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One half of an ongoing effort to raise 2 normal humans amidst all, uh, this. Dog fam. 🏳️‍🌈 Pan man 🩷💛🩵

Me in front of the ODYSSEY IMAX 70MM poster last night before the show
Portrait of my legs with the pool deck and blue pool water in the soft background
A wet pool deck and empty pool with an umbrella hovering above. It is rainy and gray
A picture of a box of gluten free Cheez-It crackers. Official branding, not off brand or replacements
A hammock selfie
A pic of me sitting on a couch next to my kiddo who has their face obscured. I weigh about 330 lbs
Orange smoke filled skies above suburban houses and telephone wires
A plate of BBQ pork, corn salad and broccoli slaw
Two pork loin on the grill, both with dry rub and different sauces on them
A catering pan full of boneless pork spare ribs fresh off the grill in the evening sun, with green grass underneath
My hammock setup with a pan and pride flag flying on a nearby tree
Some illicit fireworks on a white tableto
Me striking a silly pose in some new orange shorts and shirt
A tray with an omelette made by my kids on a bed cover next to a pole of handmade gifts for father's day
A hammock hanging underneath the shade of a tree
A homemade rainbow colored wreath for pride made up of craft items from Michael's
A decorative skeleton usually used for Halloween dressed in gay Pride gear
A blue tricked out mid nineties (I think) mustang with hood removed to display the sweet blue paint and engine work underneath
A campfire and one of my dimly lit legs
A very large, half used pile of fresh black mulch between 2 houses
Prince Daddy and the Hyena, a punk band, on stage
A plate of BBQ chicken, hot off the grill
Cooper, sleeping on a pile of children's stuffed animals and blankets on a couch
A bright pink bush illuminated by sunshine sitting on green grass. Behind it in the shade and up against a large tree is the rickety tree house of every child's dreams
Selfie in a sleeveless shirt in front of the lakeshore
Cooper lying on green grass in front of a fire pit behind a row of cottages leading to a lake in the background
A view of the lake from the shore where green grass and puffy dandelion are visible underneath a metal bench sat facing the blue water and sky
A picture of myself and my two daughters from behind on a concrete pier, with the lake and the gray sky ahead of us, we are all slightly cringing and if you look closely the biggest splash in the world is visible
Me lifting a heavy log on a rocky beach to throw off a pier into the lake
A view of Lake Erie through two rows of large trees resembling a boulevard
Selfie of me at the gym after lifting but before I do some cardio. I'm looking buff in a tie die sleeveless shirt and athletic shorts
Me at 300+ lbs in 2022 sitting on my couch
A Tigger rocking horse sitting on a colorful Oriental print rug. There are three separate balls that have been placed before Tigger by a dog who wanted the rocking horse to play with him
A closeup of pink tree blossoms against a bright blue sky and green grass
A picture of a plate of grilled food that includes corn on the cob, Peruvian chicken and broccoli
Our neighborhood splash pad is still in its winter wrap. The sky above is blue and trees in the background are blooming
White flowering trees on a residential street against a spotless blue sky
Cooper in a sunny field with a flower petal stick to his snoot. The grass is green and the sun is out. Blue skies are visible.
Selfie in a red coat, white scarf and purple hoodie. I have sunglasses on but it's also snowing
Me outside in a scarf and jacket in the sun. Green grass and a presidential street are behind me. Buds are barely appearing on the limbs of the tree in the background. It is also snowing (not very visible)
The tour poster for Prince Daddy and the Hyenas upcoming Hotwire Trip Switch tour. The light blue and pink color scheme slaps so hard
Album art for Hotwire Trip Switch by the band Prince Daddy and the Hyena. A brightly colored abstract chicken is pictured with fried eggs for eyes. It might be a party fowl
Small pink flower growing in an immature lawn. Wet dirt and newly planted grass visible around it
Nathan Hardy, the lead singer of Microwave, on stage at the Town Ballroom in Buffalo, NY 4/15/26
Me, not a rock star, at a gas station
The lead singer of Microwave, not me, but actual rock star Nathan Hardy, on stage at the Town Ballroom in Buffalo, NY. He was really fkin good but you can't hear it bc this is a photo
Sick ass Barbie lunch box in my hand inside the crv at a rest stop
Microwave on stage at the Town Ballroom in Buffalo, NY absolutely shredding a ten year anniversary show for their album Much Love. Can't hear a photo but they left me sweaty and out of breath
Evan Weiss, of Into It. Over It. and Pet Symmetry fame just putting on an absolute display of virtuosity on stage at the Town Ballroom in Buffalo NY, no sound bc photo but he fkin brought it
DIY punk/emo band Into it. Over it, fronted by Evan Weiss, who fucking rules, just jamming so hard at the Town Ballroom in Buffalo, NY it's a photo, no sounds but Evan killed it
Punk band Microwave on stage at the Town Ballroom in Buffalo, NY just absolutely shredding, you can't hear em but man they were good
The band Microwave on stage in Buffalo, NY playing a punk show at the Town Ballroom
Band into it. Over it on stage lit by blue lights and green spot lights, there is a small crowd in front
Pre show stage at a concert venue, there's a small stage with a bit of a crowd forming in front of it
A pair of lightly worn Allbirds shoes on a wood floor illuminated by rays of sunlight
A knot hole in a large tree that looks like it could hold at least one regular sized owl
Movie ticket in front of screen
Cooper on the couch being snuggled by a small child while they play on a tablet
A frying egg in a pan on a stovetop. Sitting next to it on the counter is a half full bowl of dog kibble.
The exterior of a modern day 2026 Chuck E Cheese restaurant and arcade, looking much like they used to in the 90s, design wise. It looks shockingly nice, actually