Rootless Suburbian

@rootless.bsky.social

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Ancient Millenial Jersey Jewish Rock Man. Blue Sky's #1 Totenkopf hater. Cursed by Smooch. He/him. Reskeets and follows are not necessarily an endorsement. These posts don't represent any of my employers. Mercutio Politics ftw.

Monks in Monty Python and the Holy Grail hitting themselves in the face with wooden slabs.
Nick and Nora Charles with Asta
Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson's wedding.
Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible.
Michelle Williams as Mitzi Fabelman reaching her hand towards the camera.
Genevieve McDonald, Platner's former political director who resigned from his campaign in late 2025 over the Reddit controversy, says Katz's firm shares blame for the vetting failures, too. "Last fall, when I realized no one had vetted him, I did it myself. @Fight_agency did not give a single fuck what I had to say. You don't hate them enough," McDonald wrote in a Saturday post on X.
Traister writing: What's a girl to do? Give a guy a break? Or not give him a break? Anyone who pretends Platner's candidacy represented an easy moral and philosophical calculation is wrong.
Aliciablackgirl.bsky.social post 1. Donald Trump attacked civilian boats, bombed schoolchildren, funded a genocide, and raped kids. 2. Mr. Khamenei fought ISIS in Syria, fought against israeli occupation and condemned the genocide in Gaza and Lebanon. The media would tell you the second person is a terrorist. # Iran Conflict
Buttons the dog tries to save Mindy on an I beam in a scene from Animaniacs
Von Hohenheim from Fullmetal Alchemist shouting "Fuck Him Up!!!!"
Yoshitaka Amano Final Fantasy III concept art of the Light Warriors looking off to the Crystal Tower in the dustance.
Britta from Community saying I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at aging
Answers to the survey 1. What message do you have for the Democratic party? No more Nazi Tattoos 2. What message do you have for Graham? Withdraw
Image of the Our Revolution website page reading "Our Revolution Endorses Graham Platner for U.S. Senate."
Poster for "Your Name"
Dialogue from Touch of Evil Quinlan: Come on, read my future for me. Tanya: You haven't got any. Your future's all used up.
Pic of Martin Scorsese as the Nightclub Commandant with a spotlight in After Hours
Image of Jimmy James reading the English Translation of Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler
Food & Wine magazine article declaring NJ the best pizza state.
Test result showing that I have the same politics as Pope Leo
Michael Bluth: I don't know what I expected
John Silver on Black Sails saying: My name is John Silver and I've got a long fucking memory.
Joachim Valentine from Shadow Hearts Covenant doing a victory pose.
Cover of The Head on the Door by The Cure
Cover art of Weezer's "Everything Will Be Alright in the End" featuring a giant fuzzy Kaiju named Smooch walking across a mountainous landscape
Derek Zoolander holding a tiny phone.
Mew Jersey Mentioned image of an anime girl standing in front of the NJ Turnpike wearing a Devils hat and eating an egg and cheese bagel.
An image of Smooch, the Everything Will Be Alright in the End Kaiju, saying "Go Away"
Text from Godzilla Video Game: Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy.
Someone asking David Simon, creator of The Wire, if he's seen The Wire.
A poster of James Baldwin with the quote: "I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually."
Norman Rockwell's "Four Freedoms: Speech" image of a main standing up in a crowd speaking his mind.
The luckiest woman alive and her giant fucking plate of nachos.
Everything Will Be Alright in the End cover art, featuring the fluffy Kaiju named "Smooch"
Jimmy James from Newsradio reading from "Macho Business Donkey Wrestler"
Norcalgids.bsky.social: Please do add my other comment if you're going to be a full-on "wha wha wha my family was gassed" posturing cry baby.
Norcaldgids.bsky.social
Me: Do you not understand your bottomless cruelty? My grandparents lost their entire families to Nazis. There should be zero room for Nazi iconography in the party. Zero. Zero room for longtime fans of Valhalla VFT. Letting him in sends a message "Nazis welcome" to every single Nazi curious prickm Norcalgids.bsky.social: So they died. Move on.
Image of a church sanctuary replacing a cross with an ar-15 rifle
Rockwell Four Freedoms image of man speaking up in a crowd.
An image from Come and See featuring the Totenkopf
An image of lower Manhattan from Sergio Leone's Once Upon a Time in America
Voh Hohenheim from Fullmetal Alchemist shouting "FUCK HIM UP!!!"
trismegistusmx.bsky.social: "If the allegations against Graham Platner were legitimate l, he would be funded by Israel like the media conglomerates publishing the propaganda against him."
Muted by "Antisemitism"
Article "Graham Platner is Not a Nazi--And the Attempted Sabotage Needs to Stop by "This Will Hold"
Platner with his Nazi Totenkopf tattoo.
Trisha (@gibba1960.bsky.social): Now that Graham Platner has won the Maine Senate Primary in dominant fashion over the Israel sponsored candidate you'll notice endless parade of hit pieces on him In all the major media outlets Stay the course This is Israel trying to buy their rubber stamp Susan Collins, another corrupt term
A Drazi from Babylon 5 wearing a purple sash saying "Green."
The cast of Babylon 5
@joewrote.bsky.social post: Once. But politicians aren't my friends. Platner opposes Israel. That's why he's being attacked.
A picture of Britta from Community saying "I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at aging."
Britta from Community saying "I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at aging."
Dictionary definition of a defeatist: a person who expects or accepts failure before even trying.
Chairmankefka.bsky.social "The reason Platner is so hated by Shitlibs and MAGAts is that he wants to defund the perpetual war machine and has the backstory to make a coherent argument hie the perpetual war machine has negatively impacted his own life and the lives of people in the countries we wage war
Picture of the NYT article about Platner's abusive behavior towards women. Post by rocketmansparty.bsky.social: "An attack on Graham Platner funded by Chuck Koch, several Jewish groups, and the Chamber of Commerce"
New Yorker Cartoon of a man in an airplane holding his hand in the air saying "These smug pilots have lost touch with regular passengers like us. Who thinks I should fly the plane?" Everyone raises their hands.
Britta from Community saying I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at aging