RopesToInfinity

@ropestoinfinity.bsky.social

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I've saved up my useless thoughts

Picture of me from 15 years ago, a slightly sweaty man with short hair and a short ginger beard
Picture of me trying to nap with my cat Cricket insisting on being right in my face
Picture of me trying to nap with my cat Cricket insisting on being right in my face
Blurry long distance photo of a barn owl sat in a tree
Picture of a large and bizarrely featureless white upstairs landing area with three black doors. Everything is monochrome apart from a green seat in the middle, one of those weird circular sofas where you sit facing out from a central column
A flyer on the ground that reads simply 'MEAT OFFER'
Screenshot of my current listening, 'Thirsty and Miserable' by doom metal legends Saint Vitus
Graffiti on a railway underpass saying MATT GOODWIN FUCK OFF
The neck of a surprisingly dirty acoustic guitar with the A and B strings missing
Picture of a scruffy fat lad with long hair and a beard in front of a Christmas tree
Sign pointing to Levenshulme Waterfall
Sleeping tabby to my left
An extremely low quality webcam picture of beardless young me
An old man with an increasingly grey beard and long hair
Cute tabby kitten sitting among the tattered remnants of of a destroyed kitchen roll. Unrepentant
A small tabby kitten peering over my plate, he has one paw on the edge of the plate and his eyes fixed on the last slice of pizza
Another video of the same owl. Real Springwatch shit up in this bitch
It's a barn owl flying over a field, frequently going out of shot cos I couldn't tell where I was pointing the camera
Screenshot of a Spiked article by Brendan O'Neill entitled "Kneecap make me ashamed to be Irish". Subheading says "Their sympathy for the fascists of Hamas exposes the rotten heart of Israelophobia"
Screenshot of a Spiked article in which our generously foreheaded hero says "But here’s the thing: where the woke left condemns Kanye, it praises Kneecap"
Picture of the same tuxedo cat from the quoted post, this time sprawled out on his back in a frankly undignified manner
Picture of a sceptical looking long haired tabby. This is Margo
Picture of a handsome tuxedo cat staring at me from the other end of the sofa
Picture from the top of Mam Tor showing the trig point. That's what us hiking experts call it, just so you know
A picture of a sign for Mam Farm
Picture of me and the same cat, this time he is sprawled out along the back of sofa behind my head
Video of an old bearded man cuddling his tuxedo cat in the sunshine
Picture of a surprisingly skinny teenage me in an extremely 90s bedroom, wearing a Milan training top and sat in front of a desk. SWOS is on the TV display and you can see my Mega Drive collection and Fighting Fantasy books behind me
Picture of a long haired tabby cat turning her head to camera in a surprised fashion after being disturbed by a dickhead photographer
A screenshot of Twitter telling me off for using 'potentially harmful or abusive language' for calling myself a cis man. My reply reads "My pronouns are basically there because my avatar is not a picture of me. I'm one of the most boring straight white cis men on earth"
Picture of me from 12th February 2020, holding my cat Cricket with very short hair
Picture of a long haired tabby on the bed looking unimpressed by being photographed. Her name is Margo
Picture of a frozen lake with an upturned barstool and chair stuck in it
Screenshot of my Nectar card 2024 summary, declaring me the number 5 buyer of smoked ham and mustard sandwiches in Stockport
A screenshot of my Gmail inbox consisting entirely of emails from bands I follow on Bandcamp
Three cats on a bed spread out pretty much as far away from each other as is catly possible
Screenshot of a post on here where someone repeats 'Audiobooks count as reading' 7 times, 52k likes for some reason
Picture of Margo, a long haired tabby, looking incredibly serious on the fence in front of a surprisingly blue sky
A serious looking tuxedo cat looking directly at me from across an outdoor table
Picture of a fresh faced me aged 21ish before being destroyed by the ravages of time
The cover of Björk's 1995 album 'Post'
An old man with extremely long hair
Picture of Dax the street cat, a short haired grey cat with a kinda wonky eye, looking like a big badass atop someone's bins
Picture of me with my cat Cricket stood proudly on the radiator in the background
Picture of two cats, one sat entirely on the radiator, the other sat with her back legs on the sofa and front paws on the radiator
Close up from a YouTube video. Melvins frontman Buzz is saying "make it sound as much like a car accident as you can"