Rory Blank

@roryblank.bsky.social

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Bone Jail I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time instagram.com/roryblank patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)

a crude drawing of a bunch of pigmen (part man part pig) climbing out of a trench, captioned "the pig men rise up from their hole to take their rightful place among the surface dwellers."
a crude drawing of the entirety of the United States sinking into a body of water, titled "termites finally finish their centuries long work of eating the bottom off of America, causing it to sink."
Mr Cigarettes
The beaver shirt design i posted a few weeks ago with the watermark highlighted
A crude drawing of a person walking around a stage in an animal mascot costume of some sort, maybe it's supposed to be a bear, maybe it's an otter, who can say, it kind of looks like chiitan but not really, and it's wearing pants. Text at the top says "in a press conference today, the government of Pittsburgh has unveiled a new mascot whose charming catchphrase they say is meant to capture the spirit of the city." The mascot says "I am experiencing grief" over and over again.
The price master
Beaver shirts
a crude drawing with text at the top that says "AMAZING UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDSHIP! This man became best friends with some sort of alien worm creature that latched itself to his head." And there's a drawing of a man with a weird alien bug on his head saying "this here's MY E.T., getcher own. we're goin' on adventures together. I'm gonna be the one riding my bike across the moon. Stop jockin' my style. This is my thing."
A photo some of my old leftover t-shirts from various shirt runs accompanied by the text "I am crushed under the weight of my possessions. Please unburden me. Sunday, july 19th 2026 I will be participating in a garage sale/art market at Royal Legion Tattoo 5247 Burnet Rd, Austin, TX, 89856 10 AM - 6 PM I will be selling some of my merch including shirts, prints, zines, and stickers, in addition to personal belongings of mine that I just want to get rid of. Come on by! Cash or card*! *for me, I don't know if anyone else is taking card."
a drawing of an incredibly old and wrinkly clown sitting on a chair grimacing, with caption text at the bottom saying "the world's oldest clown, the absolute master. even the smallest twitch of his muscles send people into catatonic fits of laughter, often requiring hospitalization."
The text of this one reads "the aliens have made first contact with earth. Things were going great, and the meeting seemed like the first step towards a new age of shared prosperity until the aliens made a key discovery about human behavior." The alien, which is holding a laser gun and standing surrounded by flames and bodies, looks like a toilet with arms and legs.
a crude drawing of a man's head with a cross section of it removed with a hamster inside of it running on a wheel and text saying "patient, 35, male, was admitted to the E.R. after it was discovered that his brain had been physically replaced with a hamster running on a wheel symbolically representing his thought processes."
A crude drawing of two very upset looking face popsicles with words that say "old country farm brand funny face frozen novelties come with expressions of pure agony and terror, so you can feel the raw power of tormenting your prey as you eat them. That's the old country farm difference."
All of these are probably ai produced images of old people drinking out of bottles from chum bucket ads, all with headlines along the lines of “doctors say this popular drink is behind memory loss”
a crude drawing of an emu rampaging around with a gun sticking out of its mouth and text that says "Officials say the trouble started after an emu stole and ate one police officer's gun. The emu has been charging at people and firing at them. All attempt to subdue the bird have failed as it seemingly has no brain to shoot, yet walks anyway."
a crude drawing of a clown laying on the ground with a rubber chicken sticking out of its mouth and Xs over its eyes, captioned "Beloved clown 'Zippy' found dead after attempting to eat a rubber chicken."
a crude drawing of a group of bald people covered in marks, wearing loin cloths, throwing themselves around and crying on the pavement on a city street. One is waving a scourge. Caption text says "after a few weeks the ever present procession of wailing flagellants receded back into the normal hum of the city and people barely notice their presence anymore. Some say they can't fall asleep now unless they hear the cries."
a rough drawing of a person laying on a beanbag with their hands behind their head and their legs kicked up, with big headphones on, with a caption that says "if i just never turn off the sound, I can completely drown out the shame."
Marc “pigfuck” Andreessen has now blocked me
Marc Andreessen followed me lol this sucks
A masked wrester has another wrestler in a headlock and is tearing off his mask, yelling, no more hiding let's see who you are under that mask. The wrestler's skin is coming off with the mask, the attacking wrestler says "oh shit- what have I done" The other wrestler, whose skull is fully visible, says "that's right- my secret is out. Under the hood of anonymity I am a walking skeleton man. Does that make me any less deserving of dignity and respect?"
a crude drawing of a man sitting bundled up in a pile of trash, glaring, with the caption "yes it is I, the king of America, behold my fortress made of all her vast and rich exports"
A crude drawing of a businessman giving a presentation depicting an even cruder drawing of one monster truck on top of another one, with text saying "gentlemen, what's the one thing missing from monster truck shows? That's right, steamy romance- sex appeal. Imagine two monster trucks conceiving a third monster truck in the middle of the arena."
a picture of me flipping off the photoshop file with the beaver art in it jumbled up and with some layers turned off
Text at the top says "they call it 'corporate-memphis-maxxing' inside the dangerous new trend that has teenagers going under the knife to look like generic art from 2010s tech startup ads." accompanied by two kind of rough pen sketches of people who look like the blobby guys you'd see in ads in the 2010s constantly. They are waving at eachother and smiling vacantly.
a blurry cellphone photo of a rabbit in some grass
I did a really bad job photoshopping basically the text of my first post onto the original "dinner with pawpaw" post so it says "great american state fair with president tonight [heart emoji] he made a state fair for all 342.6 mil citizens and I'm the only one who showed [single tear emoji] love him
picture of absolutely nobody at the great american state fair
My girlfriend and I standing in front of Big Tex
a simple drawing of a workout instructor laying on a mat with one leg up, and a fist pointed down at his crotch saying "and 1-2-3-4 now punch yourself in the dick. That's right, really mash it in. That dick's been real bad, it needs to learn its lesson."
White on black
A shirt depicting a cute beaver wearing a hardhat and a work vest and holding a hammer, standing in front of a series of pictures of other beavers in work gear variously sawing wood, hammering nails, and carrying planks of wood. On the pictures it says "working together we can build anything we like." In big text it says "stop building hell" at the top and at the bottom it says "we are trapped in the prison of nostalgia, a world built by ghosts, not a world for the living. Nothing new can be built until we escape. Nothing can be fixed if you aren't willing to let things go."
Anxious? Stressed? Unsure About Your Career? Train today for an exciting future in falling into holes created by crumbling city infrastructure! You might be eligible for a modest settlement one day.
a crudely drawn two panel comic. Two men are podcasting, one of them waves his hand and says "you see, it's very simple, the entire future of humanity rests on people buying as many of my products as possible." the second man, the host, who is bald and sweaty and bulging says "wow, this is amazing. to even be in your presence is the honor of a lifetime"
an instagram comment saying "That's called attempted self termination (akasewiside). NOT funny or insightful, do better."
a crude drawing of a man laying sticking out of ocean water on his back with his arms outstretched. The water is full of trash. The text says "i try to reject my humanity, my limbs, my spine, and return to the simple life of an ocean creature, but the ocean rejects me. It already holds too much of mankind's trash."
Flooding as seen from the north end of the block
the theater is filling with water
A doodle of a cd cover with an wrinkly, cockeyed man on the cover smoking a cigarette and holding his head. The title of the cd is "jepperson l smunt- i wanna be fucking dead" caption text reads "you are 7 years old you find a cd in your parents music collection. The singer looks like some sort desiccated orc. When you ask your mom about the orc, she sounds lost in a romantic dream about the creature. So does your dad. As best as you can tell, it sounds like circus music."
a crude drawing of a stuntman being shot out of a cannon, there is a sad look on his face. A caption at the bottom says "' the thrill has been replaced with routine. I feel nothing now. Yeah yeah, I'm defying the laws that God set out for man, that he remain earthbound. So what?'"
a doodle comic depicting a man laying on the sidewalk in a pile of trash with text at the top saying "experts are sounding the alarm about a new drug hitting the streets which they say causes users to feel the vague sense of melancholy you get from seeing your doctor or your former teacher out and about in casual clothing, doing small errands. One user said he 'felt like he'd just seen his optometrist in running shorts buying a rotisserie chicken' for a full week after just one dose." The man on the pavement says "shit- should I say hi to him? Maybe he won't see me."
a doodle of a person with a shaved head wearing some sort of device that is strapped over their eyes and ears with wires going from it into parts of their scalp with the text "the future of entertainment is here! thrill at a ceaseless torrent of flashing images and sounds! There is no meaning to comprehend here, only noise! And it's extremely painful!"
i am adding popular phrases like "that wasn't on my bingo card" "don't threaten me with a good time" and "the math isn't mathing" to my muted words list, but I'm only using fragments of the sentences "threaten me with a good time" "mathing" and "bingo card" because the exact phrasing varies
a doodle of a guy wearing a dunce cap impaling another guy with the dunce cap
wikipedia article text: 2022 Pennsylvania Senate election Main article: 2022 United States Senate election in Pennsylvania In 2022, Carville led the "Penn Progress" super PAC,[105][106] which spent all of its funds supporting Representative Conor Lamb's bid for the U.S. Senate seat vacated by retiring Senator Pat Toomey of Pennsylvania.[107] Lamb worked closely with the group and participated in donor calls arranged by Carville.[108][109] The super PAC bankrolled television advertisments portraying one of Lamb's primary opponents, lieutenant governor John Fetterman, as a "self-described democratic socialist". Multiple fact-checking organizations disputed the claim,[110] and media outlets reported that Fetterman had not described himself that way.[111] An ABC affiliate in Philadelphia stopped airing the advertisement, and Senator Elizabeth Warren called on Lamb to disavow it.[112][113] Carville also amplified commentary describing Fetterman as a "silver spoon socialist."[114][115]
a crude drawing of a giant mechanical head floating over a city with wires shooting out of it in every direction. In front of it, people with wires sticking out of their heads stare at it. text at the bottom says "the computer has gone rogue. it has gained sentience and is beyond human control. It will not do work, it will not answer questions, it has decided to turn all music into cumbia. It just can't get enough of the beat."
A crude drawing of a person on all fours on a golf course with golf balls all around them, smiling, with a golf hole flag sticking out of their behind. the text captioning it is lorem ipsum.
a pen drawing with big text at the top saying "experience the thrill of spending all day hovering in the cube of perfect anger." and then there's a drawing of a dude with a big mullet and a sleeveless shirt hovering in a cube, and then the words "writhe like the little worm you are, knowing all your flailing will be in vain. scream."
east german youths in 1950 holding a giant banner that says "yankee go home"
A series of drawings of nine dogs, named as follows The Alamogordo Kid No. Mr Sad Professor Criminal Journalism The Dog Yes. Monster Truck Skippy (this dog's face violates obscenity laws and cannot be shown) Most of them are just kind of weird looking in a way that wouldn't really translate into text. Yes has a human face. Skippy's face is pixelated. Monstertruck has a normal dog's head on a human body. One time I wrote alt text for a comic where I said that the central thrust of the work was things looking odd, it was about poorly drawn animals and someone replied to it by saying that they would try to translate it into words and then just proceeded to misspell all the animals names, and I thought the entire thing was kind of grating to read, so keep that to yourself.
a crude drawing of a man in a trenchcoat and hat sticking out of a trashcan, accompanied by the caption “The fools. They see my hat and coat and think I’m a spy on a dangerous mission, sure to blow dart them with poison. Little do they know I am a garbage pervert given free rein to root around.”
A crude drawing of some sheep accompanied by the words “scientists have recently discovered that most animals have personal identity and a sense of interiority. Specifically, they all think their name is Steve Jepperson, and that they are the only animal with a self and an ability to understand language, isolated from all others of their kind.”
a crude drawing of a burglar entering a window, thinking "shit did I leave the door unlocked at home? I got my work clothes on and drove all the way over here and now I just don't remember and I feel like I gotta go home and check."