Rory

@rorymaybe.bsky.social

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normal person, bass player, code writer

Engagement bait Facebook post showing a person holding a realistic looking but fake £30 note with the caption "Can you believe this? I don't think there could be a more pointless note?". Probably a great post to comment on if you're not a fan of thinking.
ScienceAlert article headline "How Long Poop Stays in Your Body May Impact Your Health, Study Finds"
Ayesha Andrews 1 star 19/03/2026 There Was Just No Way To Stop Him Once I Opened The App, Never Again (Rory's note: every word in the review starts with a capital letter)
Screenshot of a Google AI overview result reading: Note: In the Google Play results, there is also a similarly named, but different app, "DIY E-Liquid Calculator | Vape," which has reviews regarding advertisement saturation. The Basemix app mentioned above is distinct from this, focused solely on rodent pedigree.
Pig toy
Facebook post by the massive aquarium in Hull "The Deep" which simply states in text with no attached media: "Gav's jellyfish video"
Gentle Milking Stronger Herd
Lentils are evil
Picture of me giving a presentation, but the presentation has been edited to state "when you post a picture of your hamburger in the group chat, your friends are likely taking that lunch data and selling it to Villains"
Screenshot of the PC Gamer website showing a snippet of an article. Theres some highlighted text reading "You try to scroll up on a gaming news article and the ads crowd out the text so thoroughly you have to reload". Directly below that is a big immovable banner advert for One Punch Man, and at the top of the screen is an affiliates disclaimer.
Wooden luxury loft ladder fully unfolded and presenting a wide loft hatch
A snow globe that I don't even know how to describe. It's a bunch of frogs and see creatures absolutely gone off that sauce creating a sandcastle.
Article headline by Popular Mechanics reading "A Scientist Says Humans Will Go Backwards in Time Within Just 4 Years"
News headline reading "KFC Is Coming for McDonald's With Its New Limited-Time Menu Item"
Minecraft gift redemption dialog reading "Grimace Egg is ready for you"
News headline graphic with a photo of the lead singer "Vessel" of "Sleep Token" mid-noise with a little image of jack black holding his head cropped in to the side. Headline reads: Jack Black's "Steve's Lava Chicken" outranks Sleep Token's "Caramel" on the UK Charts
Bare greyhound batty. Specifically, a lot of balding on the belly and back of the thighs. Dog is stood in a grey tiled kitchen against a grey cupboard, where a mounted integrated oven sits on top with grey oven gloves dangling from it. Upsetting amount of grey in this pic, really.
Product packaging for something that looks like a fucked up snickers. Reads "NEW 3X KNOPPER'S NUTBAR DARK"
Comment on a tech article reading "April 10, 2025 at 12:36 am Hey Ben, the places we meet (like recently at FOSDEM) :) As a NUT maintainer, I love TermUX for the sufficiently capable Linux..." The rest of the comment is cropped off
McDonalds Grimace Egg held in hand. The hand is white with an "above average wrinkly" palm, and has a silver wedding band (sorry ladies)
Tracking dialogue showing that a "Shelly Wave 1PM, Z-Wave Smart Relay" is due to arrive by 8pm tomorrow
Gloved hand holding a frozen block of bloodworms above some water with goldfish it in. The caption reads "This block of worms could potentially kill 20% of aquarium hobbyists"
Graph showing "Utility Room Humidity" which initialises at 8pm, sharply increases from 45% to 65%, then declines down to 35% over the course of 12 hours. There are big downspikes at midnight, 6am, and 8am where humidity drops sharply and then raises back up to roughly the previous level.
Phone App start screen reading "Welcome to use Internet. Discover the world". The app is literally called "internet"
Google news feed. First article image is Tifa from Final Fantasy 7 looking to the left and slightly up. Second article image is Matt Berry looking left and more up.
website popover reading "Naked Mole Rat" with button labelled "Find out more"
Screenshot from the Google news app showing an article with the headline "10 reasons you should use a Raspberry Pi as a dedicated print server" with a related advert directly underneath it for a "Raspberry Pi 4 Model B (8GB)" from Amazon.
Product image for a Philips sonicare Cordless Power Flosser 3000. The product packaging advertises that it "Removes up to 99% plaque" in treated areas with the tagline "Effortless thorough flossing qith Quad Stream". There is an incredibly sci-fi looking picture of the nozzle emitting a quad stream in the shape of an X that sort of looks like a plasma barrier or something cool like that.