Zoë Rose

@rosesec.bsky.social

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Reddit post: The welcome return of Zoë Rose and her wayward moral compass Body: I love when Zoë Rose is on, I finally feel represented. “So this vulnerability exists” “oh awesome” “no, not awesome.” “Oh … yes, of course, NOT awesome, that’s what I meant.” *secretly thinks it’s awesome
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Insider hall of fame: photos of Andrew Nash, Rik Aragoza, Kiril Bonev, Sijbren Beukenamp, Joicin Wicander, Wouter Hindricks, Damian Emi, Zoë Rose
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THE SEX LIFE CORN Next time you pull a piece of silk from between your teeth while you're eating a fresh ear of corn, remember that you've just spat out a fallopian tube. Corn has a curious anatomy: the tassel at the top of the plant is the male flower; when mature, it produces twe million to five million grains of pollen. The wind picks up those grains and moves them around. The ear of corn is actually a cluster of female flowers. A young ear contains about a thousand ovules, each of which could become a kernel. Those ovules produce "silks" that run to the tip of the ear. If one of them catches a grain of pollen, the pollen will germinate and produce a tube that runs down the silk to the kernel. There the egg and pollen grain will meet at last. Once fertilized, that egg will swell into a plump kernel, which represents the next generation-or a bottle of bourbon, depending on your perspective.
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