✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆

@rosphix.bsky.social

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Feet on the ground, head in the sky. I got plenty of time. Long Tail Stoat. Skunk. Hispanic. Avatar by https://bsky.app/profile/albertobalsalm.bsky.social TG channel: https://t.me/+JMSs6P6u5Tw3ODUz

a furry con badge depicting a half rat half wolf with big fangs and fang-like buck teeth under the light of a full moon wearing a necklace with two rings welded together. The top part forms a circle framing a dark forest beneath the moon where the Rolf appears to inhabit. Below is a square section "Behind" the moon scene and bust of the Rolf containing an opaque view of a forest bramble. In front of it and the Rolf is text very much in the style of Robert Eggars Werwulf title card that says "Wulfy" The entire badge is framed in a thick golden outline.
a furry art portrait of a Skunk who doesn't smoke weed but looks like a stoner in a profound and compelling way. Dark fur, pink inner ears, a shock of white head fur mussily finger-combed across their brow. A snout lined with a stripe from his purple sniffer to his heavy and tired looking purple-lidded eyes. He's sticking out his tongue and his big fluffy tail is all perky and luxurious behind his back. Whiskers sticking out every which way from his muzzle with a crooked smile pasted onto it.
A picture of a house with a perfunctory waist high fence that stops at a door and simply doesn't continue So that anyone can simply step around the gate with no issue
a furry/fan art portrait of Sly Cooper from his namesake grame franchise dressed like a bloodborne hunter, in one hand holding a saw-spear inspired version of his cane and in the other a long revolver based on the one used by "Tennessee Kid" Cooper, an ancestor of his from one of the games. He's got the long coat and hat of the regular hunters from Bloodborne but in a blue that better matches his usual clothing from his games.
a portrait of a sleezy looking fox smoking a cigarette while surrounded by a corona of floating abstract cigarettes surrounding their head like an acrid ashy burning halo against a pure black background
A pov shot of me lounging on a couch drinking coffee from a pepe le pew themed mug
A pic of a long tail stoat standing long and wrong and regarding the viewer with a noble gaze
An arm tattoo of a weasel eating jalapeno jelly out of a big jar wearing a kingly crown
a furry art portrait of a dumb looking sleazy raccoon with their tongue out and their eyes half lidded but not quite in a bedroom eyes sort of way more in a stoner sort of way but they're not actually a stoner their whiskers are untrimmed and poking out anyways like unruly weeds in a shaggy lawn
a furry art portrait of Tex Saber done from the waist up, of them holding balloons toward the viewer with a big smile on their face- wearing brightly hued overalls with balloons in the same color arrangement on the chest and a large rubbery bow tie matching their bright red nose. The background is the kind of jazzy squiggles against a dark black background you'd find in a 90s arcade.
By Phil Hale
Blueys dad bandit laying pipe on somebody
Furry art of a anthropomorphic nightstalker from Fallout New Vegas standing center frame from the waist up in apparently nothing but a ragged little skimpy white tank top with holes in it. They're out on a clear bright blue day with clouds rising like eerie soft mountains behind him, in front of a chain link fence with barbed wire wrapping the top edge That along with the bullet holes on the beat up old "MOTEL" sign behind that, red and vertical with three big red yellow and blue googie star emblems pinned along its length top to bottom. Wherever they are it might be a bit lousy, dangerous- or fenced as to keep the lousy and dangerous things out. He's standing there tilting back slowly, big smile on his face- almost toasting you with a nuka cola he holds in his right hand as his left dips below the bottom of the frame and scratches his nuts while he's looking right at you. His body is a mottled mix of browns and beiges highlighted by bright yellow/orange bursts of color- on his ears, on his snout bridge, around his neck and chest, and making up his treasure trail and pubes. He's a fit guy, a bit banged up with scarring but seems pleasant enough. Wagging his little rattler in the background behind him. Why not say hi
An anthropomorphic opossum wearing a pink sweater with the words "GENTLEMAN CALLER" printer on stands holding two different energy drink They agonize picking between either "FAG FUEL" or "SPOOD BEAST"
A painted study of a screenshot from evil dead 2 of the cabin surrounded by atmospheric lighting Only Added two it is two doofy little cartoon weasels, a longtail stoat and a pine marten, walking toward the front door The stoat going "I like it, personally"
Furry art, a digital painting of two characters from Mouse P.I, of Jack Pepper and Steve Bandel engaged in a tender kiss. They're in Jack Peppers office at night, it rains outside through a window facing the street that lets in the dim electric light of Mouseberg. They're in front of a mirror and beside Jack's filing cabinet. Jack is a PI in a trenchcoat shrimped forward exhausted and having his hat lifted by Steve who is a stage magician dressed in a showy cloak and outfit. He lifts Jack's hat as they look deep into each other's eyes. Jack kneels at his waist, gently but not literally held in hypnosis by the obviously charismatic and in control Steve. Their lips mingle even as they talk. As if every word is spoken mangled around constant anxious eager kissing. S: You missed me huh? J: yeah... S: Real bad, too. J: yeah.... S: Is it all wrapped up? Done for? J: Yyyeah.. S: Good. So good. You're so good jack. You good boy J: Stop... S: Fow now. This place still smells. Can we head back to the mansion? Get some sleep? J: That ..would be nice. S: Hey, by the way- I got an opening. Wanna interview? My comeback show is gonna burn the house down. J: Not. Funny. S: Maybe we can see how you look in the dress- J: Steve... S: C'mon baby boy. Let's go home.
A knees up furry art portrait of anthropomorphic stoat in all black wearing a cowboy hat with a bent brim and a bullet hole in its center. Their otherwise plain but dark ensemble is complete by a pelt of fur on the left shoulder and a pelt of black feathers on the right. Both of which came from two distinct but now dead living thinking feeling creatures. They have a blood colored scarf with teal accents whose brightness sits in such absurd contrast to the rest of their dark and muted colors that they almost glow in the dark in regular lighting. Their face is a topographical map of different scars. But their face exudes restrained glee. Whatever violence is going on, they're deeply into it. They carry a saber in scabbard just under its hilt, and point a shiny revolver pointed directly at the viewer in a quick draw style The end of the hilt, their tongue and a bit of their chops are stained in a mild impression of blood. They taste their enemies life essence and it fuels their own.
Furry art of an anthropomorphic raccoon fella in a petzl style sit harness with a crab claw positioner clipped to a side loop, orange and brown scarpa style approach shoes, orange crew socks, and skimpy fuchsia short shorts which show off their big fat ass. Stepping up on a top rail they look over their shoulder casting the peace sign with the right hand and holding a bundled green/yellow rope in the other. The background is a framed night scene showing festival infrastructure- distant truss, barricades and a temporary box elevator and the tall vertical truss it travels on. The sky beyond is dominated by the presence of a large orb, a Vegas sphere style orb, projecting the image of Joshua trees winding branches like spider limbs in a deep purple against a teal night sky riddled with a smattering of stars. The lower part of the orb is the hazy psychedelic pink of a retreating sun. The background scene is suspended in a sloppy black painted frame which itself is isolated inside a larger light gray frame. The stars dot across every layer, unrestricted by the framing and appearing whenever they like. As the raccoon steps on the rail, shirtless legend that he is, he appears to be stepping from the foreground framing through layers into the background and diegetic setting. His face is bright cute, marred by a scar streaking the bridge of his snout and a larger one along his left bicep, but otherwise is chipper and seems happy to be alive.
A cartoony picture of a badger on its hind legs holding a corona and wearing a cowboy hat dancing with the lyrics of Juana La Cubana floating behind him
A portrait of a anthro skunk standing in a bushy row of colorful flowers against a backdrop of red and beige desert mountains under a bright blue sky The skunk is a messy looking scruffy bastard with their tongue poked out
A furry art digital painting of an anthro stoat with a scarred face wearing colorful Renaissance style clothing and a fur cloak standing in front of a large tree with a base covered in dead leaves and moss floating in the center of a dark void They're smoking a cigarette and stand slung with a sword literally taller than them secured against their back
“Now, as I understand it, the bards were feared. They were respected, but more than that they were feared. If you were just some magician, if you'd pissed off some witch, then what's she gonna do, she's gonna put a curse on you, and what's gonna happen? Your hens are gonna lay funny, your milk's gonna go sour, maybe one of your kids is gonna get a hare-lip or something like that — no big deal. You piss off a bard, and forget about putting a curse on you, he might put a satire on you. And if he was a skilful bard, he puts a satire on you, it destroys you in the eyes of your community, it shows you up as ridiculous, lame, pathetic, worthless, in the eyes of your community, in the eyes of your family, in the eyes of your children, in the eyes of yourself, and if it's a particularly good bard, and he's written a particularly good satire, then three hundred years after you're dead, people are still gonna be laughing, at what a twat you were.”
a cartoonish furry art portrait of a pine marten in warm colors with a pennyslvannia and nevada shaped chest mark. They're surrounded by floating eggs and stars
A painty sketchy portrait of Kevin Ryman , one of the playable protagonists of Resident evil: Outbreak. A smug looking 30-something man in a tactical uniform labelled "RPD" stanced with a gun against a white background. A green word bubble hangs by his ear with its origin pointed behind him, to an off screen Chris Redfield saying: "Nice shooting, Kevin HYMEN" A cool blue word bubble hangs and points near Kevin's mouth, his words contrasting with his cooler than cool expression. He says "Your parents killed themselves because they hated you Redfield"
a telegram chat screenshot Ponk: "Leon's like THE Resident Evil character now right Almond, quoting Ponk: "Chris is still serving time for his role in Jan 6th"
A portrait of an anthro dragon with raptorial and mammalian features. Red and orange and black with white fuzz on top and on the chest. Horned and with piercing yellow eyes against a teal background
a furry art digital portrait of an anthropomorphic Raccoon with their tongue dangling out like an imbecile.
a screencap from the end of Escape From LA where Snake Plisskin just pushed a device to deactivate global technology Just before this, some asshole implored Plisskin not to press the button, citing everything society has accomplished in the last half-thousand years, and that humanity would have to start over. This did not stop Snake.
A doodle of an anthropomorphic hyena wearing a striped shirt cropped over their belly and gray sweatpants with white sneakers It's a top down view with the red maned hyena holding their arms open toward the sun, expressing with a big toothy open mouth and round framed sunglasses
A furry art painting of a lone skunk standing staring at the reflection in the mirror of an employee bathroom Their face is wearing a miserable weight on it. Their sunken, heavily bagged eyes are shiny with emotion. They stare, but it is unclear what they get out of what they're seeing. The skunk is colored over in a deep red and the background is in an acid washed green with blueish bathroom details.
a furry art picture of a ballet sable
A simple furry art portrait of a raccoon with yellow eyes and a spiky mask smouldering at the viewer
Art of a pair of Anthropomorphic males, a skunk (half stoat) and a long tail stoat standing facing each other. They're bundled up in cool weather clothing and standing against a sepia backdrop of an old brick building in a hilly city on a shitty spring morning The skunk looks a little unsure The stoat looks very sure
A furry digital painting of an anthropomorphic American pine marten ripping it the fuck up in a graffiti strewn skatepark at sunset. He's partly enveloped by shadow while distant mountains are still brightly lit by a retreating sun in the haze of dusk
a digital paint study of a picture of a hysterical looking coyote making a face like they just realized they left the lights on in their car
A furry art sketch of an anthro raccoon, chest up, wearing a dog collar holding up his paws to his chest sticking his tongue out of his muzzle and vibrantly regarding an off-screen figure with a doofy smile. The collar's tag has the text "ALVI GOOD BOY" engraved on it and their snout has a prominent keloid scar across the bridge.
A furry art sketch of a raccoon making a doggishly vibrant happy panting tongue out face A prominent scar runs across the top of his snout and up his right arm but this doesn't seem to impede his vibes
a furry art painting of a rough looking masculine skunk miserably smoking a cigarette against a backdrop of intense and dynamic clouds. The skunk figure is rendered in the shade, their impression dark against the bright daylight scene their ragged appearance juxtaposes.
Furry art of a long tail stoat standing dressed in a thick collection of rigging equipment. From carabineers to pulleys to work positioners and a green rope sling around their shoulders. White shoes, yellow gloves, poking their tongue out.
Furry art. A bust of an anthropomorphic rattlesnake cowboy with black scales streaked with white stripes , and a yellow underbelly with black stripes. Theyre wearing a bright single color poncho with a trio of googie stars by their collar, two gold and one teal. A colorful yellow cowboy hat sits on top of their head , the top is yellow but the brim underneath is a rich purple. They're regarding the viewer with a friendly smile, looking at the viewer with a wide bright luminous gold/orange eye and a long forked tongue tasting the air ahead of their snout.