Ross Floate

@rossfloate.bsky.social

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There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks horrible. Melbourne, AU https://rossfloate.com https://glass.photo/rossfloate

Five people honking on Alphorns. They’re wearing lederhosen and white shirts and red vests and they’re in front of of an alpine backdrop. Imagine they are all honking out the phrase “buuuuuuubooooooee”.
13h 2m sleep
Sleep Score Very High Duration: 50/50 • Bedtime: 30/30 • Interruptions: 20/20 100 A perfect score! Excellent work on a great night's sleep, Captain Handsome.
Me in an orange t shirt that says the grim barbarity of optics and design. Big beard. Longish hairs. Dead sexy.
Cut out of Jason Mantzoukos’ head as Rafi from The League.
Barber window selfie of a preposterous old man with a bushy beard, ridiculous statement glasses and a whole mess of unruly hair.
Box art for the VHS of The Hard Word featuring stylised versions of Pearce, Griffiiths, and Edgerton.
Still from the movie TheHard word. Guy Pearce being a chain link fence, elbows up. Fake honker.
Wired: Don't get too attached to Jimothy
A. White ford laser tx3 plastered in p plates. It has a rocket on the roof, got stripes on the bonnet, and weirdest of all, a taxi dome.
Ross FloateRoss Floate • YouPremium • You As a LinkedIn User, I want to write a headline, so that I can complete a mandatory field.As a LinkedIn User, I want to write a headline, so that I can complete a mandatory field. 1m • 1 minute ago • Visible to anyone on or off LinkedIn Three Leadership Insights I got From Using the Hoyts Website to buy tickets to the Odyssey 1: D-Box is an undiscovered gem. Nobody wants to sit there because the seats are all thumpy but you can just turn the thumps off. LIFE HACK. 2: You get 10 minutes to finish your purchases session. Put a bunch of tickets to different sessions in your cart and then choose the best seats and cancel the rest of your cart. 10X! 3: You can buy your snack bar things in advance. This also means you can just loiter by the snack bar and nab someone else's pre-ordered snacks. GROWTH
Me carrying my chonky white one-eyed French bulldog
Nobody Wants To Die - Single DJ Shadow & Ice Cube
Screenshot of audio visualisations in flowing greens and deep ocean blue. Dr Wheating is saying to Captain Perry “The Odds Are Not In Your Favour.”
Screen shot of a bulleted list. After the second bullet there is a prompt [TAB] to improve
Me with long hair and a long beard. So, a super handsome white guy. Like, ruggedly sexy, with shoulder length curly brown hair and a long greay beard.
The poster for the film 'Crimes and Misdemeanours but it says Crimes and Crime Crimes
Me in a fake magazine cover wearing oversized statement glasses.
Desi Lydic in a red and black flannel, with a fake moustache (or is it real?) mining jerking off in front of a fake backdrop of trees and a river. Sexy as fuck.
A Letterboxd review of The Odyssey: “rip odysseus you definitely would have loved Google maps”
The iOS 27 “create a pass” splash.
Cinema seating map for the Hoyts D-Box. There are plenty of available seats.
Imax cinema seating map showing only the front row available.
Two Australian magpies walking along following someone.
Sleep graphs of 13 hours and 53 minutes with a 90 minute break for a pie.
The visualisation of The Algortihm in Silo. It’s a waveform on a display that talks. Jerk.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck.... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? Captain Ramius: I suppose. Capt. Vasili Borodin: No papers? Captain Ramius: No papers, state to state. Capt. Vasili Borodin: Well then, in winter I will live in... Arizona. Actually, I think I will need two wives. Captain Ramius: Oh, at least.
A Moai (Easter Island Head) tissue dispenser where the tissues come out of the nose.
The Lagoon Nebula and the Triffid nevula photographed in a wide field astrophotographer style. Lagoon is central in the images and appears as a res gas cloud with a bright core. Triffid is lower in the right and appears as two smaller red clouds circling one another.
4 40-series short wheelbase Toyota land cruisers parked next to one another. They’re mixed colours, yellow one closest to camera, and they are all beautiful and I love them.
My rim, split Friday on the A79
A small bust in black. A stylised version of Carol from Pluribus screaming.
Faceted 3D print of a bust of Karl Mark in orange.
a 3d printed faceted bust of Andreessen with a slot in the head for coins.
Screenshot of my home weather station app, showing the outdoor temp at 5.5° and indoors at 17.9°
Donald Trump flum slumming some bullshit into a microphone while some flunky behind him has the wild eyed look of a man retracing every decision he made in the last 47 years that put him in the place at this time.
McCubbin’s “Down on his luck”, a painting of a guy in the bush formerly looking at a dwindling campfire.
Inset of Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom Of Speech”. With an old white guy looking up approvingly.
The Pioneer is a 1904 painting by Australian artist Frederick McCubbin. The painting is a triptych; the three panels tell a story of a free selector and his family making a life in the Australian bush. It is widely considered one of the masterpieces of Australian art.[1]
McCubbin’s 1889 painting “Down On his Luck”. Australian bushland scene with a white male sitting on a log with his head in his palm. He’s by a small dwindling campfire.
A detail pic flattened and split alloy rim that has hit a pothole.
MG lives in the U.K. and thus eeds WhatsApp for many aspects of daily life. I have never seen the appeal of WhatsApp, and would rank ¡Message's dominance here in the U.S. as one of the many reasons I'm so glad to live here. But WhatsApp is, finally, clearly getting Meta-ized. MG, later on in the same column:
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A wide-field view of the Milky Way featuring the Cat’s Paw Nebula (lower left) and the Lobster Nebula (upper right). Dense star fields are crossed by dark dust lanes, while both nebulae glow red.
Me on a lakeside shoreline wearing a black beanie and an orange jacket and those jeans that make old guys look like a French bulldog standing on its hind legs. I am being zoomed around by a drone
A brown overnight bag. Or is it a blue overnight bag? Next to it is a brown rock. Or is it a blue rock
A pink lady robot with caterpillar tracks and an ample bosom.
A blonde white guy in a lab coat
A young brown haired white woman with headphones on.
Two Australian Magpies eating muesli and singing about it.
Another hand painted sign for the flosser upcycling bit. It says DISCARDED FLOSSERS and has a little glyph of a flossing doodad. and a FAX NUMBER.
Hand painted signs offering to come to your door and collect used floss picks.
portion of city scene. IBuildings are 1 ft deep. Columns blend over one another. Highride buildings have mismatched windows. gross
Faceted low poly 3D model of Masayoshi Son throwing his head back smiling
The picture of Patrick but now it's an ad in a bus shelter for the Bluray edition of the complete series of Grimshank
Same picture of Patrick, but tone boosted a little and with the type GRIMSHANK Protector Of The Glen
An iphone in bedside mode showing the time as 9:41
CarPlay screen showing AAMI stadium in glorious 3D render.
'INHALANT MISUSE CAN KILL INSTANTLY' in red type betwee two red lighning bolts.
The diagram of how time travel works in “primer” all other images are of the same thing.