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Album cover of Toadies’ “Rubberneck” featuring a painting of “zombie Elvis” in greens and black on a red background.
Still from the movie “Wayne’s World” with Mike Myers dressed as Wayne totally mesmerized by Tia Carrere as Cassandra with a radiant smile
Disgusting gif of KISS without makeup from the “Lick It Up” video.
4 World Cup announcers aligned in progressive heights
Screenshot from the sitcom "The New Girl" with Winston Bishop and the caption "Prank Sinatra baby!"
Team from 82-0 with Oscar Robertson (PG), Kevin Durant (SG), Carmelo Anthony (SF), Charles Barkley (PF), Wilt Chamberlain (C) going a perfect 82-0
Bearded white dude showing where one of his front teeth has broken off near the gum line.
Fake baseball card of Jackon Holliday of the Baltimore Orioles batting
Fake 2026 Topps baseball card with Gunnar Henderson swinging.
Suburban neighborhood block with a streetlight on a foggy morning.
Comparison of San Francisco Giants' player Luis Matos next to the late Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley
Album art for Ryan Adams & the Cardinals’ “Jacksonville City Nights”
Weather conditions for Rogers, AR on Christmas Day, 202. 68 degrees and sunny.
Screenshot from MST3K's "The Final Sacrifice — Zap Rowsdower drinking a beer with the caption "I wonder if there's beer on the sun."
Dog the Bounty Hunter, Kim Davis' doppelganger
Pizza for Breakfast
Dr. Evil from the Austin Powers movies. The joke is, in Goldmember, he has trouble understanding Goldmember saying “father” due to his freaky Dutch accent, which sounds like “farjer”
Album cover for Smoking Popes’ “Born to Quit” with a blurry photo of a chubby shirtless man flexing. May or may not be Rodney Dangerfield.
Scene from "The Wedding Singer" where Jon Lovitz is standing off stage saying "He's losing his mind."
Giants pitcher Robbie Ray during spring training
Rock bassist/dirt bag Nick Oliveri
Black and white poodle peacefully sleeping on a couch with his head resting on a white fluffy pillow.
Paul Sun-Hyung Lee (Appa from Kim's Convenience) wearing a Blue Jays hat in the stands on Opening Day at the Blue Jays game in Toronto.
A screenshot of the movie "The Final Sacrifice" with character Zap Rowsdower trying to start his truck with the dialog "Come on, baby, don't let me down!" while other character Troy is watching through the driver's side window.
Baseball card featuring Athletics' slugger Brent Rooker
Baseball card featuring New York Yankees' star Aaron Judge
Album cover of Okkervil River's debut "Don't Fall In Love With Everyone You See"
A half-hearted attempt at a homemade snowman with his twig arms out like they want a hug
A cute papillon mixed mutt with her paws on a blue chair with puppy dog eyes.
Album cover of Old 97's "Too Far to Care" (two plastic toy cowboys aiming rifles at each other on a desert landscape with fake cactuses and the text OLD 97'S and TOO FAR TO CARE.
Baseball card featuring Barry Bonds with the quote "It's called talent. I just have it. I can't explain it. You either have it or you don't."
Huge, adorable golden doodle sitting in the grass.
Middle-aged dork wearing a turtleneck and sweater taking a selfie.
2024 Topps baseball card featuring Elly De La Cruz
Baseball cards featuring Patrick Bailey, Mookie Betts, Triston Casas and Luis Castillo.
Fake 2024 Topps cards featuring Ronald Acuña, Jr., Christian Encarnacion-Strand, Mickey Moniak, and Justin Verlander.
Questlove of the Roots behind a drum kit
Fake 2024 Topps baseball cards featuring Elly De La Cruz, Ronald Acuña, Jr., George Kirby and Aaron Judge
Newborn baby drinking from a bottle and giving the (middle) finger
Baseball cards of 2023 Major League Baseball players in the style of 1990-91 Skybox basketball cards. Players include Juan Soto, Spencer Strider, Mike Trout, Joey Votto, Logan Webb, Bryce Harper, Marcus Semien, Aaron Judge, Adley Rutschman and Max Scherzer.