Ross Sayers

@rosssayers.bsky.social

1162 Followers 495 Following

Author (Mary's the Name, Sonny and Me, Daisy on the Outer Line, The Everliving Memory of John Valentine) & co-host of I've Got An Idea For A Podcast he/him 📍Glasgow, Scotland

Colander smoking a cigarette.
Glasgow weather forecast showing this week's weather. Tuesday 4 - 22 degrees and heavy rain.
Matt Le Tissier, thinking, or trying to.
Can of Iron Bru refusing to fall from the vending machine. The dickhead!!!
Rimmer from Red Dwarf episode Polymorph.
Matt Le Tissier with a thinking face.
Scotland World Cup 2026 squad list.
Nathan Fielder from Nathan For You.
Infographic titled 'House of Commons if only the big fruit & veg Tesco man was allowed to vote' but instead of the seat map it's just the fruit and veg Tesco man
Harry Hill presenting TV Burp.
Wide shot from Heat diner scene with Al Pacino on left and Robert De Niro on right.
Crying guy meme
Email in my inbox with the end of the title cut off. It reads: 'ODEON Cinemas - Ross, boo...'
Anthony Bourdain in black and white.
Hollywood Reporter article titled 'Tom Pelphrey takes on task of playing the most famous man to ever live - Jesus Christ.'
Last One Laughing 2 cast photo, featuring Romesh Ranganathan.
'This is fine' meme of the dog in a burning building but his speech bubble says 'Can you imagine the takes on Bluesky right now'
Article titled 'All 4 Actors Recast in Toy Story 5'
'You're still in bed at ten And work began at eight You've burned your breakfast So far, things are going great'
Barcelona's 2011 team, featuring Messi, Xavi, Iniesta etc
Tim Robinson in the film 'Friendship'
Pikachu looking shocked in low resolution
Michah Richards in the Sky Sports studio wearing a blue top, checkered trousers, and big walking boots.
Law & Order: SVU screenshot of Elliot Stabler shouting at a guy.
Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge from The Simpsons.
Law & Order: SVU screenshot of Elliot Stabler shouting at a guy.
Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge from The Simpsons.
Sketch from I Think You Should Leave, Tim Robinson in a hot dog costume.
Frasier and Niles Crane sharing a coffee.
Wooden toilet stall with graffiti: Gimp (ith an arrow pointing towards the next message) Brooks was here So was red
House Laurie playing his cane like a guitar, advert for House MD
The man who's trying to de-age and live forever, Bryan Johnson.
Marvin Berry from Back to the Future holding a poorly pasted can of Peach Jubel.
Poster for the film Christmas on the Slopes, cropped to read Christmas on the Slop
Low quality meme of Pikachu with a shocked face.
Twitter post from @yeeeerika which reads: big dog, you have bewitched me body and soul
Benny Safdie's character from Oppenheimer.
Instagram screenshot showing a billboard in London with Freddie Mercury and the caption 'Thank God for immigrants'. Below the billboard are some other posters, including two for the podcast 'I've Got An Idea For A Podcast'.
Dishmatic washing up sponge with handle.
Nathan Fielder watching a screen of several CCTV shots in an episode of 'The Rehearsal'.
Nathan Fielder in 'Nathan For You'
Mark Brendanawicz from Parks & Recreation, smiling.
Sex and the City screengrab showing Carrie at Big's door wearing a black dress and top hat, while biting on some kind of cane.
Episode logo, with the title on a blue post it. 'Podcast Heaven & Hell'.
Colgate stand at Sainsbury's showing the price tag for a 125ml tube of Colgate Total as £7.70 (seven pounds seventy pence).
Graham Norton's sofa, left to right: Robbie Williams, Julia Roberts, Colin Farrell, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Gloria Estefan.