Alex Wiltshire

@rotational.co.uk

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Gamester and writer. Former Edge editor, now working at Mojang on storytelling for Minecraft. https://rotational.co.uk

A confusing screenshot of the game Vampire Crawlers: The Turbo Wildcard, with a lot of big numbers, a dizzying array of pixel scales scales, many cards, and the words "Maximum Overkill" at the centre of it all.
Screenshot saying that my desired username, "rotational" is already taken and the suggestion "alexhvattaforsmidrrustsessmeidr"
Golden retriever looks imploringly in front of a sign on a lamppost saying “missing tortoise (again)”
A golden retriever sits beneath a stone statue of Athena
Looking up the nave; the classy quadripartite vaulted ceiling was decorated in the 19th Century
An awfully fierce orc boss, wearing black armour and brandishing a double-headed axe
A golden retriever dog and a small brown rabbit relax together next to an open door in the sun
A black and white film still in which a group of men walk down a road on a factory site towards an ominous featureless dome.
Close photograph of a dog's face, eyes looking directly into camera
A rotoscoped line-drawing animation of a dog walking and then standing on its rear legs.
A headshot of a lovely golden retriever, looking alert against a waterfall in the background.
A ginger dog peers at the camera above a bed of fallen leaves in a sunny wood.
A dog, posted
Text from an entry in the BBC Domesday project that says: In Bath,we have punks and skinheads. Skinheads go around in gangs and they usually have no hair. They wear Union Jack T.shirts and Dr. Martins boots. They some times wear chains round their bleached jeans. Some skinheads have studs through their noses and ears. They usually go round town causing trouble. Some skinheads have studs through their noses and ears. They usually go round town causing trouble. Some skinheads are N.F.,i. e. National Front supporters. If there is a fight between punks and skinheads, the skinheads usually win. Punks usually hang around in town. Most punks have different coloured hair and some take gas. They carry chains on their trousers and they wear leather jackets. Some punks have rings in their noses. Punks fight fight with skinheads but the skinheads usually win. Punks call the police the "fuzz".
A videogame screenshot from Earth Defense Force 6 depicting a character running towards a large egg lying on the ground in a city environment. Caption text is displayed over it: "Check out this big-ass egg. A monster laid it."
Text which says: "If someone searches for advice on Cyberpunk 2077’s Dex vs Evelyn decision in 20 years, Google’s ML models will be able to provide it. But what about the games of the future? What are you going to train the machine-learning models of tomorrow on when you’ve put all the guides teams out of work, the websites they used to write for have gone out of business, and no new ones have stepped into the void because you’ve shown there’s not a penny to be made from producing content for Google’s robot army to steal? Where’s the fucking future in that?"
Dutch edition of the Jurassic Park novel, showing a bizarre rendition of a T. rex looking over its shoulder at two people fleeing down a stream. The more I look at it, the more confused I feel about it.