rowan kaiser

@rowan.monster

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high-risk, mid-femme one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social current video game consultant 🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder

Dinah, a tuxedo cat, showing her belly
a game of thrones
dinah, a tuxedo cat, passed the hell out
AI personality test labeling me "The Conscientious Objector"
people regretfully acknowledging my genius in the replies to my Buffy post
a gender field that includes 20 options, including "other" "niether" "summoned demon" and "extra"
FRIEND -- i might just be a scarjo hater and am now just coming to grips with it rowan — 8:53 PM have you seen her, like, good movies? FRIEND — 8:54 PM i saw jojo rabbit rowan — 8:54 PM jesus fucking christ
Erling Haaland shirtless
newspaper cat meme saying "I SHOULD WATCH FRANCES HA AGAIN"
Dinah, a tuxedo cat, with her paws crossed
bernadetta threehouses
hillary clinton agreeing with trump on gaza
ralph wiggum saying Oh boy, hydration break! That's where I'm a viking!
Discord chat that says (friend) — 3:22 PM (new girlfriend) is asking me to get into painting warhammers with her this might be where it all happens rowan — 3:23 PM Going Steady 2026
FIFA's boardroom, which is entirely in black and white, lit extremely sinisterly
Dinah, a tuxedo cat, staring upwards with big eyes
Dinah, a tuxedo cat, holding her paw over her eyes
dinah, a tuxedo cat, lying almost entirely across a copy of Robin Hobb's Assassin's Apprentice, which you can only tell from seeing the very bottom of HOBB on the bottom of the cover peaking out from under her
A furminator
A round tuxedo cat showing her belly
Rowan, with a long over the shoulder braid
kitten percy
dinah, a tuxedo cat, snuggling percy, an orange tabby
percy, an orange cat, sniffing twigs with a quizzical expression