Up and Adam

@roydrage12.bsky.social

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I was once conceived on a waterbed. 2nd grade spelling bee champion. Even less interesting in real life. Sports official. Occasional sound guy.

Stained singer guy saying "it's been awhiiiiile"
Picard looking out the window
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
Thicc sexy Magikarp telling Sean to stay hydrated
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A map of the strike zone with the pitches thrown to Ian Happ during an at-bat
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri
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Britmonkey political compass results 89% woke 11% church 47% techbro 53% 38% hopepilled 62% doomer 63% Davos 37% Dubai Closest match: Zohran Mamdani
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
Me pranking my unsuspecting friend by wearing a wedding dress
An unsuspecting man in a black tux with the text "29-16 Cubs record" over him and a devious man in a white wedding dress standing behind him with the text "29-26 Cubs record" over him
Movie poster for "The Parent Trap"
We have engaged the borg
"White people when Mr. Brightside starts playing at a party" and this girl has a beam of light emanating from her
The guy from office space saying 2 grills same time instead of 2 chicks same time
Most people don't realize just how vast our great nation is.
Geordi LaForge meme
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Pikachu seems interested in your mom
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A bottle of the very delicious liquor Malört
Honey, I scooped the mids. Starring Rick Moranis.
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A big ball of homemade dough getting puffy
The Weiners Circle marquee
Me smiling in the background with a mended sock on the foreground
You mess with crabo You get a stabo
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A funny April fools picture announcing a tour with the Gin Blossoms and the Trophy Dads
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A picture outside a venue named The Sylvee showing a marquee that says musician Jesse Welles is playing there tonight and the show is sold out
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
Two dudes holding a cake that says "congrats on the sex"
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A custom New England Patriots jersey with the name of "amendment" and the number 3
Beloved Nintendo character Wario looking at an upside-down McDonald's sign, now in the shape of a "W"
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
An old-looking man with a cane saying to a younger man, "I'm 30 years old."
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
"That's my fetish" text around Fred from the Scooby-Doo children's cartoons
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
A birthday cake with white frosting that says "you've aged" on it
Write a horror story using only 3 words
A picture of a dog below a skeet that says "there are so many cute canines on this website"
Barn Town Brewing Scorcheroo desert beer
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The blue thing is back!
A graph showing over 4,000 reported outages of the website platform Shopify at the current time
Emanuel Wilson just broke your tackle, but with laser eyes
A meme saying that "lgbt" stands for "Luigi got big titties"
Oh so you like jazz? Then who's this?
Primary Schumer for his senate seat written on a blue background in orange text
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