RS Benedict

@rsbenedict.bsky.social

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wrote that essay about superhero dicks * published in the New Haven Independent, New Haven Review, FSF, Fangoria, Blood Knife, Seize the Press, Typebar, Current Affairs * rs-benedict.com * RIP Rite Gud

CJ from Regular Show
Screenshot of Wikipedia article: "TikTok[a] is a Chinese social networking service and short-form online video platform. It hosts user-submitted videos, which range in duration from three seconds to 60 minutes.[4] It can be accessed through a mobile app or through its website."
The flock gets sight of a spot of blood on some chicken and they all go to peckin’ at it, see, till they rip the chicken to shreds, blood and bones and feathers. But usually a couple of the flock gets spotted in the fracas, then it’s their turn. And a few more gets spots and gets pecked to death, and more and more. Oh, a peckin’ party can wipe out the whole flock in a matter of a few hours, buddy, I seen it. A mighty awesome sight. The only way to prevent it—with chickens—is to clip blinders on them. So’s they can’t see.
a delicious blueberry pie with a lattice crust
an astonishingly handsome fluffy tuxedo cat snuggling paws-up in the lap of a human whose impressive muscles do not appear in this photo but trust me they do exist
Clark from the Backrooms
John Connor from Terminator
Nikki from Obsession frowning super hard
bearish, sensitive handyman Al from 1990s sitcom Home Improvement posing with a sledgehammer
block account
Marlene Dietrich in Shanghai Express
Europe (does not contain Israel) vs Not Europe (contains Israel)
either the Bride of Kirk or the Bride of Chucky, idk
a long haired woman snatching a bottle of sparkling white and a bottle of red wine during the shooting at the White House Correspondents' dinner
Gordon Ramsay saying "delicious, Finally some good fucking news"
"I can excuse pedophilia, but I draw the line at AI-generated blasphemy." ... "You can excuse pedophilia?"
Sad Squidward (representing the USA) alone in a dark room looking out a window while Spongebob and Patrick (representing South Korea) frolic gaily in the sunshine.
Screenshot of a tweet from @cairoasmith with a picture of Don Draper looking absolutely ruined: "Literary agent told me teens can't read third person omniscient anymore."
a bowl of absurdly, unnaturally blue spirulina powder
Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks pointing at a map of Tibet
Tweet from @postoctobrist 11:12PM 7/17/25 117K views: "The arc of American History is long bu it bends, confusingly, towards Donald Trump getting shot and killed for being a pedophile by a guy who voted for him to stop the pedophiles and who is, himself, a pedophile"
my flawlessly handsome cat Harley giving me the side-eye resting his chin on my beefy hand
screenshot of a guy in a purple hoodie roundhouse-kicking an annoying anti-choice influencer in Toronto in 2018
Screenshot of Ilhan Omar tweet: "The leader of the Pedophile Protection Party is trying to deflect attention from his name being all over the Epstein files. At least in Somalia they execute pedophiles not elect them."
Square donuts decorated to look like pages from the Epstein files with huge sections blacked out
Screenshot of ChatGPT Pro showing a cost of $200 per month
A handsome black cat with a white stripe and white collar and white toes and white whiskers licking his paw.
Obsidian
PFT Requirements and Standards The PFT is a fitness test consisting of 4 timed events. Selectees must complete the following events based on strict protocols: 1 Sit ups: 32 sit-ups in 1 minute or less 2 Push Ups: 22 push-ups in 1 minute or less 3 Sprint: 220-yard sprint in 47.73 seconds or less 4 Run: 1.5-mile run in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less Selectees must meet or exceed each event's minimum standards.
Aunt Gladys from Weapons with lipstick smeared all around her mouth like a crazy old person
a finger hitting a red button labeled "migraine" in big letters
white mercedes hatchback with GIRLBOSS license plate
Tori Amos, Under the Pink
my fluffy tuxedo cat Harley lying belly up in my lap as I work at an ergonomic keyboard
The Other Happy Place Chapter 0
an absolutely unhinged Candace Owens post insisting that Emmanuel Macron has tried to assassinate her, and that the French legionnaires killed Charlie Kirk
the famous Disaster Girl image
Photo of an "I voted" sticker showing the Albany NY skyline, a drawing of Nipper, and some tulips.
Screenshot of Family Guy episode. A cop is holding up a series of skin color swatches against Peter Griffin (who is wearing a fez and a vest for some reason while driving). The white skin color swatches are labeled "okay" and the brown and black skin color swatches are labeled "not okay."
Harley the cat climbing into my lap and yelling while I try to defeat Trobbio in Silksong
A fluffy black and white cat with big yellow eyes loafing on a notebook while I am trying to write dammit