Ross Singer

@rsinger.bsky.social

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An edit of a Jon Bois tweet that reads, “why watch Mexico/England when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a motorcycle”
Simpsons Poochie screenshot that reads: "Note: Yo Yogi died on the way back to his home planet"
A road sign that reads “Bengals” and “Bungles” and a car turning hard into “Bungles”
The “they don’t know” meme with the MLS logo pasted over the guy in the corner’s face
Meme from Arrested Development where they say: “So many have gone into an interview with Chotiner thinking they would come out looking good” - “Well did it work for those people?” “No, it never does, I mean these people delude themselves into thinking it might, but…” “But it might work for us.”
Screenshot of the Oral B app telling me that I “brushed like a pro”.
With all apologies, I honestly have no idea how to describe this Facebook screenshot
Nathan Fielder tweet: Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They’re all just out of frame, laughing too
A text message that reads: Sad. This was paradise compared to the Levittown shopping center. You were almost born there. It was a week past your due date and you seemed in no hurry in arriving, so I went to Bamburgers to do some Christmas shipping. Shortly after getting there I started having severe cramps and started to panic. I found a bench to sit and figure out what to do. The pain subsided and I finished shopping. You finally arrived a week later.
A tweet that reads, “The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters”
Muh Eggs!!!! liked my post about my son being hatched from an egg laid by NPSL Pro. Hell yeah, brother; requiescat in pace, you magnificent bastard.
Rain game in 2019 against Stumptown Athletic
The directive targets members of Tren de Aragua, a Venezuelan prison gang, and authorizes expedited removal of all Venezuelan citizens 14 and older who are not U.S. citizens or lawful permanent residents.
A picture of me at the time of reading the quoted skeet, literally being described but the skeet in question.
Facebook post that reads: “You own a store. Your store gets robbed. Elon looks at the video footage of robbery and tells you who did it. Now you want to arrest Elon. You’re an idiot.”
Ad for FX’s “The Bear”
Your Spotify was sad-in-a-cabin-craft-beer-snob-jock-jams bad. > Thank your obsession with Mitski, stomp and holler (?!?), and Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) for that. (lol) > Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your Spotify was: > overdramatic-instrumental bad > manic-pixie-dream-girl bad > dads-still-cool bad > barista-with-short-story-collection bad > cavity-inducing-sweet-pop bad …
Fortune cookie which reads, “Your greatness lies in your consistent effort, not in fleeting moments of glory.”
Meme where “literally everyone” is checking out Hearts of Pine while Forward Madison looks aghast and hurt. Reminded of being last year’s model.
Screenshot from Troy University Athletics website for last Saturday’s game against Georgia Southern
Adventure for the Atari 2600
Scene from the Waterboy, “Oh no! We suck again!”
Chattanooga Express
People also ask : Is USL as good as MLS? While the technical differences might be negligible, USL is still considered a stronger league. For prospects that have the opportunity to play in MLS quicker, it's a different story. MLS is still at a much higher level than USL.
Closeup of the first frame of the goose chase meme.