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Writer, musician, studier of fringe characters & extremists, cooker of foods, teller of stories. Executive Producer & Artistic Director of 7 Deadly Sins in PDX, OR.

The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts by Louis de Bernières
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that's worse meme
Those darn libs!
Neither Shakespeare nor Austen nor Mozart nor Rembrandt nor John Ford nor Oscar Wilde can be appreciated absent a grounding in Christianity.
guy standing in corner meme
WAPOOpinion | I’m a Princeton professor. Many students know nothing about Christianity.
Bill Maher noting he may vote Republican in 2028 because Republicans are more likely to come on his show.
people who don't see race sure do spend a lot of time talking about the race they see
President Trump’s longtime teleprompter operator is under investigation for allegedly using his inside knowledge of the president’s speeches to win more than $100,000 on prediction markets. Gabriel Perez, who is on unpaid administrative leave, is in talks with the Commodity Futures Trading Commission to settle the settle allegations against him, ABC News reports.
stops short
End times, man. End times.
Robby Soave bio
They weren't his staffers, and he wasn't married at the time. What is the scandal?
theater sign
stats about number of sexual partners
Steak w/ Wine Reduction
I said what I said: a two-ey of rats.
Freddie substack defending Platner
Tweet saying that Platner dropping out would be "an end run around democracy."
Headline: The Fight Over Trans Girls’ Sports Participation Moves to the November Ballot
Narrative shifting on Fox already from attacking Platner to attacking Democrats for “not caring about the will of the voters”
US losing badly to Belgium
Tweet: "Petty vindictiveness fueled by envy is an ugly thing. The human condition is a perplexing thing sometimes. "Caitlin Clark's peers make it crystal clear they hate her with insulting All-Star game vote""
JD Vance explaining that Pulp Fiction was part of his finding God.
Ad to save $1776 off access to the Jordan Peterson Academy.
“God is both masculine & feminine & everything in between.”
Side Hobby: He lies so effortlessly, too.
Matt Walsh being Matt Walsh
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From the NY Post: NEW: Dem. Senate candidate James Talarico’s mysterious girlfriend revealed — and she’s vegan [with picture of Talarico's hot girlfriend.]
Starbucks Barista: Order for Cathy Lou Cthulhu: (visibly incensed) I guess that's me
magnificent beastie cat
Katie Miller saying "meow," essentially.
Trump saying his and Obama's attempts at a treaty with Iran are "THE EXACT OPPOSITE"
The New Yorker: National pride in America has plummeted in the Trump era. Is it worth trying to salvage?
Russian agent who spies on my posts.
Trump has just announced he will not attend Don Jr's wedding this weekend, due to "circumstances pertaining to Government." Trump's official schedule shows he will be spending the weekend at his golf resort in New Jersey.
Ad that is an AI "photo" of Napoleon watching a video on an iPhone with the tagline "Lifelong Learning Addicts Welcome."
Bettina Elesabeth Anderson (born December 9, 1986) is an American socialite and model.
My old "I can't afford to live in Portland" post.
Parody. So much parody. Not even great parody, or to be honest even good parody. But parody nonetheless.
From the NYT: The problem on college campuses is not just that students lack civility, Michal Leibowitz writes, but that “our college education does almost nothing to develop the sense that what we do in our day-to-day lives resonates with people beyond ourselves.”
U.S. District Judge April Perry investigated redacted portions of the grand jury transcripts and demanded federal prosecutors appear in her courtroom. During this closed-door hearing, prosecutors admitted to process errors—such as improperly removing grand jurors who disagreed with the charges—leading to the total dismissal of the case.
ESPN: How 34 generations of ancient warrior training helped build a once in a generation NBA superstar
News announcement that a proposed gas tax in Oregon was rejected by voters.
"Gmail is going to start talking to you"
NY Mag: Tradwives are romanticized by the right and feared by the left.
From Josh Marshall: "The answer is to make clear in advance that the law is fully un-reviewable and not even entertain the discussion."
Backrooms movie poster
Fighter jets doing air stunts for a paying crowd crash.
Every week or so I think about the fact that the cops/government shot a white man, Alex Pretti, in cold blood and nothing has happened to his murderers. The murderers still have their jobs and the unarmed white man is a cautionary tale for white people to not challenge the white supremacist state.
We All Used To Have One Eye
Piers Morgan interviews Dan Bilerian, a right-wing congressional candidate fro Florida (natch) about his highly antisemitic, Neo-Nazi comments and Jewish people.
Screen shot of two versions of Drake's new WNBA song.
References to Lot's daughters and Noah's son's daughters.
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