Ryan Warner

@rtwarner.bsky.social

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Sr. Game Development Consultant II at Unity focused runtime performance, multiplayer, and graphics. Making a point and click horror adventure for PC, Mac, and Linux. https://rtwarner.itch.io Montreal, QC

Some dipshit telling me they won't buy my game because they don't find my protagonist fuckable enough.
Grandpa Simpson old meme but gooning. I used to "goon" but then they changed what "goon" was. Now what I'm doing isn't "gooning" and what's "gooning" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you!
Tom Green sitting on a couch playing a keyboard with sausages attached to his fingers by an elaborate pulley system, so that the sausages are bounced up and down in the air as he strikes the keys.
A closeup of a bald tattooed woman is standing in front of a reception desk, looking at an MS-DOS computer.
Demonstration of the new El Bolillo assets in motion with a retro post processing stack applied.
A low poly video game character stands on a street at night time in front of a pizza shop.
A screen shot from a point and click adventure game showing woman lying on a bed on her back. She is wearing a tanktop and underwear, and the room is lit by candlelight.
Cover of the album Hello by Poe
A blueberry clamshell iBook G3 on a kitchen table.
A screenshot of the noodle bar scene from the 1997 Blade Runner point and click adventure game.
A mint condition big box copy of the PC game Harvester.
A bald woman, 882-K, sits at a table in a dimly lit room. Across is a soldier, dressed in an intimidating SS styled uniform. He is flanked by two soldiers in gas masks, concealing their identity. The Captain welcomes 882-K to the ranks of the Authority, informing her she has been selected for promotion to the role of Civil Credit Reporter.
A woman dressed in modern attire stands with two characters dressed in primitive clothing, before an ancient stone well casting an ominous red glow.
Big box copies of Phantasmagoria 1 and 2 by Sierra.
Garbage
Four spheres hover over a hospital bed with a slight tilt. They are back lit, with their shadows affecting the fog.