Rudder Sails

@ruddersails.bsky.social

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An otter, but also a part-time professional gamemaster somehow? Beware of puns. He/Him.

A purple GameBoy Color. It's purple, it's a boy, and it does games.
A winged kobold with vibrant blue and black scales in assorted hues, with purple flesh and stark yellow irises.
Art of the Vagabond from the board game Root, an asymmetric political game of different groups with different win conditions fighting for control of a forest. A raccoon with a scruffy grey outfit and a yellow bandana holds a walking staff and a dagger and has a backpack strapped to their back.
Art by emithegoat. Al the goat smiles as he's kissed by his tiny goat wife Emi and an equally tiny Pie mouse.
A @dril tweet from July 26, 2016 that has been edited so it looks like Sy posted it. The tweet reads as follows (with minor editing for spelling and grammar): So long, suckers! I rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. When the cloud dissipates, I'm lying completely dead on the pavement.
A grid listing 20 different games under assorted categories in four rows of five, selected by the user's preferences. Favorite Game - Tales of Symphonia Best Story - Uncharted 4: A Thief's End Favorite Art Style - Animal Crossing: New Horizons Biggest Personal Impact - Tales of Symphonia Best Combat - Watch_Dogs 2 Overhated - Borderlands 3 Underrated - InFamous: Second Son Overrated - Dark Souls Needs a Remake - Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy Criminally Overlooked - The Spirit & The Mouse Favorite Protagonist - Tales of Symphonia Favorite Antagonist - Horizon: Zero Dawn Best Soundtrack - Pokémon: Alpha Sapphire Best Multiplayer - ZombiU Not Usually My Thing, But... - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen order Turn My Brain Off - Power Wash Simulator Best With Friends - Armello Best Retro Game - Impossible Creatures Nostalgic Childhood Game - Spyro the Dragon Game Everyone Should Play - Unpacking
A reference sheet for an anthropomorphic North American river otter, portrayed with tame cartoon-like nudity.
A screenshot from the video at the top of the linked thread. Alien the Green Alien has been edited in terrible quality to look like Jku.
Kangaskhan, a Pokémon somewhat based on kangaroos as well as Mongolian armor.
A parody of the X-Men: First Class scene where Erik (Magneto) tells Raven (Mystique) that he prefers the real her, the undisguised mutant form. Instead, it's several of Coiléar's forms one after another with "I said the real Coiléar" repeated until the last picture with multiple forms together and "Perfection" as a response.
Crying man meme.
Two skeletons sitting by a gravestone in a park. For some reason, one of the skeletons has additional bones in the shape of bra cups, to ensure the viewer knows that this is a male skeleton and a female skeleton.
The DVD case for Stephen King's "The Mist", a 2007 horror film based on the novella of the same title. In the story, a mysterious fog envelops an entire town in Maine, leaving survivors to take shelter inside a supermarket as terrifying creatures appear with the mist and pick them off bit by bit, leading to fear and paranoia as they turn on each other.
An edited Spongebob meme. In the first panel, he holds out a case labeled "Ol' Reliable". In the second, the case is opened, revealing a glowing interior. The text "Thanks, I hate it" has been placed inside as a possible solution to the above poster's question.
Shots from Young Frankenstein, the comedy parody of Frankenstein by Mel Brooks. Frederick Frankenstein and his assistant Inga sit around discussing the logistics of reanimating the dead. Frankenstein, reading from a journal: "As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved therefore to make the creature of a gigantic stature." Frankenstein: Of course! That would simplify everything. Inga: In other words, his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs would all have to be increased in size. Frankenstein: Exactly! Inga: He would have an ENORMOUS schwanzstucker! Frankenstein looks thoughtful for a moment, then responds: That goes without saying. Inga: Woof.
A post from one of Disney's Tiktok accounts where they have taken footage of Lilo and Stitch and combined it with the "omg they were roommates meme" that is used for romantic and/or sexual partners.
Art by tribdinosaur. Godzilla is lifted off his feet and into an even larger otter's arms and a big hug as they both tower over a tiny cityscape. Both are grinning.
A screenshot from Infinity War, where Thanos and Gamora have come to a planet in search of the Soul Stone and found Red Skull guarding it as punishment for his hubris. He comments "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess." A hastily cropped Brelly face has been edited over Red Skull's face in the above image.
Screenshot of Thanos from Avengers: Infinity War, saying "The hardest choices require the strongest wills."
The drawing from Brelly, but edited with extra lines. The antlers from the top of Brelly's headdress are now depicted as the lines of Hush's arms and legs.
A jaguar sleeping in the shade.
Charlie Day standing in front of a chaotic conspiracy board, looking deranged but determined.
A reference image for a kobold named Ulbi. She has black scales on most of her body with pale blue along her lower jaw, down her neck and front, and then down the underside of her tail, as well as the palms of her hands and soles of her feet. The rest of her hands and feet are covered in a vibrant blue, while darker blue spots line her tail, chest, thighs, and mark her upper face. Three rows of horns decorate her forehead and she has cheek frills with pale blue tips. Her pupils are slitted, while her irises are bright yellow and her sclera are a darker blue. The flesh in her tear ducts and her open mouth are both strong shades of purple. Two large wings sprout from her back with black digits and a fading blue membrane, tipped with bony spikes like her horns.
An edit of the scene from Mean Girls where she says "It's October 3rd" with Alphonse and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist.
The Witch of the Waste from Howl's Moving Castle (Studio Ghibli) flying towards the camera with malicious glee on her face.
Zooming in and out of Orion's mouth, but audio has been added from the groan tube novelty toy that makes silly sliding sounds.
Art of Salem as a mouse, depicted with his arms crossed, edited into a Youtube video format titled "In Defence of All Those Micros I Ate" like it's a rant video. Edit made by Piedunk.
Art by buckdasystem. A kobold in a cleric robe looks up at the viewer, holding up a plate with a stack of pancakes topped with butter and syrup.
Screenshot from Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware, a series by wayneradiotv on Youtube. Several scientists and a guard stand in a hallway, and one scientist is saying "I think it's good that he died!"
A tier list for the mainline Pokémon games. S-tier includes Ruby and Sapphire, Emerald, Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, and Legends Arceus. A-tier includes Fire Red and Leaf Green, XD, and Sun and Moon. B-tier includes Yellow, Gold and Silver, Crystal, and Heart Gold and Soul Silver. C-tier includes Colosseum, Black and White, and Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. D-tier includes Let's Go Pikachu and Eevee. E-tier includes Red and Blue, and Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl. F-tier includes Sword and Shield. Never played includes Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, Black 2 and White 2, X and Y, Scarlet and Violet, and the as-yet-unreleased Legends Z-A.
The North American River Otter (lontra canadensis). Like other aquatic mammals, an otter's whiskers allow it to detect vibrations in order to better hunt prey underwater.
Cropped picture of a direct-to-DVD movie titled Toys of Terror.
A tweet from Piedunk, dated September 22, 2021. The apple car from Richard Scarry's Busytown children's book series is depicted, with a tiny Alem edited inside.
The Torgue Swordsplosion, a shotgun that shoots swords that explode into more swords.
An entire tub of rock candy sticks.
A roo wearing just a hoodie holds up a protest sign that says "Down with Pants".
Advertisement image for a "Funny Noise Sound Tube", a plastic tube with a small ball inside and vents on either end that makes noises when it's tipped back and forth.
Screenshot of post by @zas.bsky.social "For every like, I will post one non-political opinion"
A road sign that says "Caution: Speed Bumps Ahead."
The logo for Fear Factor, but edited so it says Feet Factorial instead.
Art from nicopossum, the top poster in this thread, featuring a blue-black kobold wearing a two-piece swimsuit at the beach. She's holding a triple scoop ice cream in one hand and a beach ball in the other, and an inner tube is on her tail.
Old Hank Hill and Peggy Hill from the animated show King of the Hill.
Screenshot of a comment from Deviantart of someone saying "God, I wish that were me"
The Garfield meme where he is looking at a sign with a "No" symbol over his face and saying "Huh, I wonder who that's for".
Pride profile picture with the progress flag in the background and an otter with a rainbow bandana around his neck and face paint under one eye. A giant goat snout is visible on the right as she gives the smaller otter a kiss.