Rude Gopher Machine

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Sign for Andersen’s pea soup in Buellton California. The 2 guys are names Hap-pea and Pea-wee
Slice of pizza with penne pasta baked on and vodka sauce
Graham writes about that family in his memoir, explaining how his mother and father raised him in the back of the segregated bar they ran in the rural town of Central, South Carolina. He took baths with water heated on the stove, and shared a bathroom with patrons who worked at a nearby mill plant. When customers stepped away to the restroom, Graham would sneak swigs of their beers and puffs of their cigarettes, earning himself the nickname Stinkball, which "everyone in the bar except my parents called me." Though he writes that "parents would probably lose custody of their children today if they let them behave as independently and as rascally as I did," Graham says living at the Sanitary Cafe was "a great way to grow up."
Mark and Patricia McCloskey, in front of their house with guns
Hi-C juice box Ecto Cooler, poured into a glass so you can see the green color
Brandon McCarthy tweet from 2015: my penis looks ridiculous when i take a bath
Adam Devine in a promo photo for the Righteous Gemstones. He’s got that faux hawk spiked hairstyle
Green anole on a coco yam (elephant ear) plant
Photo of the “Gen X the takeover comedy tour” presented by AARP
The alien MAC from the weird E.T. ripoff movie “MAC and Me”
Johnny Cash looks like he’s out of his mind eating cake
The cat “has a hat for every occasion” and is wearing a little top hat
Former dodgers prospect Andy LaRoche
“I'm watching the matrix and neil and infinity are having sex its such an emotional moment sometimes I forget its a movie” Roddy white tweet
Album cover for Bruce Springsteen’s Tunnel of Love
Max landis tweet from 2015: “I've come to slowly realize that Bright, my new script, if made well, could potentially be my Star Wars, and it feels crazy.”
Takashi Saito, closer for the Los Angeles dodgers in 2006
Barack Obama quote from one of his books: “Looking back, it's embarrassing to recognize the degree to which my intellectual curiosity those first two years of college paralleled the interests of various women I was attempting to get to know: Marx and Marcuse so I had something to say to the long-legged socialist who lived in my dorm; Fanon and Gwendolyn Brooks for the smooth-skinned sociology major who never gave me a second look; Foucault and Woolf for the ethereal bisexual who wore mostly black. As a strategy for picking up girls, my pseudo-intellectualism proved mostly worthless; I found myself in a series of affectionate but chaste friendships.”
MLB player Pat Rapp licking his lips
Woman wearing a George Sherrill shirsey in Hanoi Viet Nam
Muffin of unknown flavor and origin