Rugose Kohn

@rugosekohn.com

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Forever GM. He/him. Enjoys being of service to humanity. Churlish Scholar. Aspiring Paladin. Fart Bork aficionado. Motherfuckin' Ninja Master. Like a cool guy https://mixam.com/print-on-demand/rugosekohn

An image showing I've rated 468 items on itch (of people who rate projects, I've rated more than 99% of them). All 468 are 5 star ratings.
Tall, slender glass candle. Mostly yellow. Front shows an image of a horned skull person, wearing black and red robes. The back has the MB 3rd party license text and the following... Real Wrong Jesus HP 13 Morale - God's armor -d4 Scourge d6 Special: Miracle worker d4 1 . All your water turns to salt 2. All your food turns to shit 3. All your allies turn inside out 4. Get better (MB p. 33)
Image shows the five covers of the five volumes of the Adventure Chapbook series from Rugose Kohn
Image from a Compatible with MÖRK BORG npc created for the Nameless Scriptures game jam. Drawing depicts a creepy looking Barron Trump in a black robe with an inverted white cross on his chest. The image has the text ... BONUS IDIOT Lurking in the shadows—biding his time until the inevitable death of his older half- brothers—is Baröne, Fathmu’s bastard child by way of one of his many concubines. Freakishly large and oafish, thought to be mute, decidedly more depraved than his siblings. Whispers drift through the streets of Schleswig, he is the the reason for all the eyeless, wingless pixies.
Photo of a board game. Specifically the game Secrets of the Stans, a game about the bureaucracy of it all. A game that makes you ask yourself, “ Self, why am I playing this? Why am I not more drunk?” Most turns you just roll the dice, move, and end up back on the start square. Sometimes you might get a little further, but eventually… you’ll end up back at start. By some miracle or pact with Satan, maybe, just maybe you make it out. Then you get to sit there and revel in the misery of the other players, still going. Still trapped in the nightmare.
Screenshot of my itch follower count, now at 666
This image displays my itch follower count, which is 651. A mere 15 followers away from 666.
Two tee-shirts (black and white) depicting the "middle finger" with wings and the phrase HEY F-47.
Final tweet on Twitter. Includes a photo of Obergruppenführer Musk doing his awkward gesture on an old-timey tv.
The last pages of GOODNIGHT MÖRK BORG, a children's book as written and illustrated by me (and the public domain). The image depicts a slaughter being carried out by a lot of naked dudes and one bears a strikingly similar to Munkymoto's ass tattoo of the MB compatibility logo. The text "Goodnight brutal nightmare" is in the upper left.
An old timey television flickers with an image of Trump’s official photo. The text Big Brother is watching YOU appears
Two people, consumed by fungus, have the top half of their head replaced by mushrooms. The words FUNGULA RASA in the upper left corner of the image. Deep under the Meatworks, in secret labs, the Butchers’ attempts at vat-grown flesh have gone so very shockingly wrong. Terrified of the horror they have wrought and the long-term implications to the Wen, they turn to outsiders, hiring you to descend into their nightmare labs to clean up their mess.
Playlist of songs for the installment of our shithead overlord today. Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival Apathy 1000 Homo DJs War Pigs Black Sabbath Killing In the Name Of Rage Against the Machine Prison Song System Of A Down So What (Live) Ministry Destroying the World Rollins Band Cut From The Cloth The Evens Cult of Personality Living Colour 2 + 2=5 Radiohead
Timelapse of me drawing a sick ninja. They are kind of crouching, one leg and arm extended. Their sword arm bent, ready to thrust into the heart of some douchebag (probably a pirate)
A mockup of the standard NINJA BORG hardcover. It depicts the most badass logo ever and a dude (probably a pirate) getting his head chopped off by a ninja. It's mostly a red cover with white text and figures in black. There's white "blood" splotches all over.
An absolute unit wearing a Five-Finger Death Cock Clan tee, which depicts a traditional “hand” turkey with blood dripping from the beak. Five-finger Death Cock is the publisher of the greatest TTRPG ever written, NINJA BORG.
My desk, monitor, keyboard, trackpad, a tongue piercing practice model, and my dad’s incredibly stupid Freedom is not free! mug that I stole from the house when he died.
Image shows the creation date of April 26, 2023 for the NINJA BORG manuscript
Couple goblins and a lich
A figure holding a bloody sickle gestures upward at a looming monolith. The top of the fleshing slab is drenched in blood and emblazoned with a heretical symbol.