Jim Clark

@runningape.bsky.social

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Primary carer for the family dog. Chief bill payer for the cat and kids. Sporadic runner when not injured, occasional grouch, trying to be an ex-wino, NCFC fan (Magpies, not Canaries) Now French. Advanced level shrugging possible.

This is not just any Melton Mowbray pork pie, it’s an M&S Melton… you get the idea

Chart showing the amount of electricity purchased from the grid. Nothing since 17/4. That’s he benefit of solar panels and a virtual battery provider

David Beckham, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes and others looking on with faces like smacked arses as the Mighty Pies destroy Salford at Wembley

Wes Streeting finally resigns but wimps out of putting his balls on the line

The scene of the student barricade in Ennui-sur-Blasé, from The French Despatch

Mark and Lard. The best.

Private Eye magazine cover saying “woman has baby” as main headline. In small text “inside some other stuff”. To be used at the announcement of every royal family birth.

Nelson Mandela house in Peckham, home to the Trotters

The Attenborough building at the University of Leicester. Named after Frederick, the father of two of the cities most famous and fabulous sons, David and Richard.