Russell Ries

@russellries.bsky.social

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Text that reads “Today is August 5, 2026, today is August 5, 2026, today…” It is the last line of Ray Bradbury’s story “The Will Come Soft Rains”
Statues of Ayn Rand and Abraham Lincoln at Discovery Park of America
Black and white photo of a man in a full body suit that also has an electric bass sewn into it. The head of the bass is a crescent moon. The man is pointing at you with a smile on his face. He has feathery hair. It is the 1970s
Portrait of George Washington. He has a cartoon speech bubble that says “When you quote historical figures, always cite your source(s)”
Red outline around a guy who looks like Paul Giamatti, standing at a podium as Pele signs a contract at a table next to him
Slices of sweet potato on a Weber grill
He-Man style font which says "Joe Mama Angie Daddy" in front of a cosmic space type background
A screenshot from Mickey Mouse Funhouse with Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald, Daisy, Pluton and Teddy the Doghouse (who is circled in red). The gang is dressed for an adventure in Ancient Greece.
An orange and white dog (named Rigby but you can’t tell that from the picture) with long hair, shown from behind as he looks out into a backyard from a porch at night
Screen shot of the Athletic's website with multiple instances of the old Tennessee Titans logo circled
A to Z Sports mock draft simulated for the Titans. Arvell Reese @ #4 Denzel Boston @ #35 Jacob Rodriguez @ #66 Samuel Hecht @ #101 Charles Demmings @ #142 Parker Brailsford @ #144 Taylen Green @ #184 DeMonte Capehart @ #1194 Eli Heidenreich @ #225
The Captain Phillips “I’m the captain now” meme but with the Nashville SC logo and it says “Look at me. I’m America’s club now”
Unfolded map of Nashville from 1954. Most of the map has a yellow background while the downtown area is white. Parks are marked in green. On the left side of the map is a blue vertical section titled “Scenic Nashville” with photos of some downtown landmarks like the Opry (when it was at the Ryman Auditorium), the courthouse and 1st Presbyterian Church.
Cover of a metal tin with a waving American flag in the background. In the foreground is a picture of John Kerry, from the shoulders up, sternly pointing his finger and a picture of George Bush, also from the shoulders up, squinting while wearing a cowboy hat. Below them is written “Bush vs Kerry 2004” and in smaller text “2004 Presidential Election”
Cover of the book “Mumbo Jumbo” by Ishmael Reed
New Tennessee Titans home jersey with the name Sneed and the number 38. The price is listed as $149.99
Blue TN overlayed logo with the three stars arched over top. All outlined by a vertical football shape
Three Tennessee Titans players stand in various versions of their new light blue & white uniforms
MLS jerseys sorted from best to worst by appearance. Real Salt Lake’s jersey is number one & Red Bull New York is last
List of the top active Swedish NHL players by points. Filip Forsberg is second only to Mika Zibanejad
Error message from Microsoft Teams, which reads "Hold on. Looks like something went wrong. We're trying to get you back into the meeting"
Ice covering limbs, bushes and wires. The top of a tree has snapped and is hanging down
Photo of a man with a mustache
A hand holds a piece candy called Treacle Toffee, which is still in the wrapper but a bit sized piece is missing from the top
The case for Everybody’s Golf Hotshots for Switch
A living room area has been digitally altered to look like a bedroom
A bathroom which has been digitally altered to show an ottoman where the toilet should be and a floating shelf with an orchid and some candles has replaced the sink
A galley kitchen with a table in the middle. Plants have been digitally added to the top of the stove. One of the chairs has a leg that is on top of a stair step
A wide hallway or central room that has been digitally altered to show an oversized marble desk in the center. There is a plan on the dest that has no reflection. Behind the dest there is a black bookshelf which is casting a wobbly reflection into the hardwood floor. In the front left of the image is half of a door, opening into the room. A surface area has been digitally added to the door. Behind it is a lamp with a messed up shade.
Search bar on LinkedIn which shows the name Gay Pillow
Red aurora borealis in the skies above Nashville, Tennessee
Dog wearing a black hat
Chainmail laying inside of a clean pan. In the background there is a pot full of soapy water sitting in a sink
Text from an Athletic article which reads "Vanderbilt has legitimate Playoff hopes."
Bud Adams, former owner of the Tennessee Titans, flipping two birds from the field
All that's important is that the Deathskin Razors are the only S Tier team. Everything else is immaterial. (But I will mention that the Sixty Whiners and the two Allstar teams are D Tier.)
The dictionary definition of "thumb" which says "the short, think first digit of the human hand, set lower and apart from the other four and opposable to them."
A nonsense play, which a TE split out wide left, the QB become the RB and then become the WR1 and all receivers running at least 15 yards past the line of scrimmage (which wouldn't work on the goal line)
Water full of green plant life flows under an old mill, a weeping willow hangs down in the foreground
Image of a screenshot that says "We're sorry to see you go! Your feedback is important to us and can be shared here. If you unsubscribed by mistake, you can easily resubscribe."
A map of the Gulf of Mexico but it has been renamed the Gulf of Deez
A MapQuest map of the Gulf of Mexico, except it has been renamed the "Gulf of Deez" on the map
Close up of a large, brown spider on asphalt of a street
Dog facing the camera with a wet nose and his teeth slightly showing
Asphalt road with a brown rock shaped like a nose sticking out of it. The edge of the road meets some grass in the top right corner of the image