Rutskarn

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RPG DESIGNER: Deniable Assets | Bone Orchard | Discord's D&D Module | [...] VIDEOGAME WRITER: Unrest | WFF:SAS [he/they]

A screenshot of the marshmallow character from Homestar Runner, Marshie, and the slog "Made from the Best Stuff!"
A fake magazine ad: "Dirt, Bugs, Nothing at All: You choose the toppings, the pipe takes care of the rest. PIPED IN QUAIL PASTE. For that piped-in quail taste."
A zombie crammed with explosives
Stellar Blade: Since you wish for Nothing
Steam Recommendation: "Marvel's Spider-Man 2 (Since you wish for About Fishing)"
"We return now to our fine example of the Castle on the Moors. As you will recall, the current calculations show that the castle will cost us 838,650 gold pieces to build. The entire project, as it now stands, will take 51,322 man/ weeks of work to finish. Lets continue with the process, going through the steps that we have just outlined. Our first step is to determine how large our standard work force will be. To do this, we divide the current time required for construction (51,322 man/weeks) by 52. The result, 987, is the number of men that must be hired to complete the castle in 52 continuous weeks. They are assumed to be included in the cost we have already paid for the castle. Since the king and his advisors see the danger in the swamps as a growing problem, they decide quadruple the work force and attempt to complete the castle in half the usual time. Thus, they will need to hire 2,961 additional men. Before we determine the cost of such an increase, we must look at the contributions that will be made by the player characters who are in charge of the castle's construction."
Spreadsheet of cost breakdowns
Picture of the character Lorne Malvo from the show Fargo. He's got a bowl cut. It looks terrible.
A skeleton being attacked by a pitchfork while a butcher, baker, and candlestick maker lurk in the background
A DM, basically, does not make a game of Dungeons and Dragons valuable by keeping things out of it. The goal is not to remove everything you find cringe or silly or don’t know how to make sense of, because when you do that, you end up with a world that feels ugly, stale, and harder to believe than our own reality.
POST: "but a trap/pin can use a missile weapon to pin an enemy weapon. but it's not a missile attack. you're using your bow to push their arm in a pin" MY REPLY: (gif of a glowing nervous system) "The design is flowing through my third eye"
extreme closeup
A little pink ball smear of a head with a big mustache and teeth. Very goofy looking
A woman in medieval clothing that somewhat suggests Kage Maru from Virtua Fighter 2.
A gruesome old man slopping down porridge.
A picture of a nickelodeon.
"Now we know that our planet is slowly eroding beneath our feet... the future holds less hope than fear." That is a partial quote, since I don't have a keyboard to transcribe the rest, but you get the idea. -Ruts
"We germans eat raw pork and we are all still alive"
A skull with goat horns and a beaklike front with the title VAGABONDS and legend SI QUID, NON NIMIUM QUANTUM.
Medallion that says: "This post is 100% Certified, 'Huh, No Kidding?' With a picture of a neutral but mildly intrigued middle-aged white man."
Tim Blake Nelson painted green with a gigantic forehead prosthetic.
Fallen Aces, a first-person game with clean artwork.
A progress photo: a battletech map divided into three parts, each with fake concrete perimeters and glued-on paper decals.
A futuristic building with water wheels.
A work-in-progress hex map of a dam, with foamboard base, custom graphics, and wire-cut foam hex walls
Weird first-person fantasy game with surreal visuals.
The achievement for completing TRAD.
A jogging woman approaches a man, and upon asking him "How long has it been since you took a piss?" she points a pistol at his face.
Article Title: "Gundam is Getting Its Own Version of Warhammer 40K..."