Michael the Stearns

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A beautiful woman ignores the pleas of a young man who wants a PS2 because it has lots of games he wants to play and can play DVDs
Eggman and a few badniks all listen intently while Vector, locked in a box with Sonic, enthusiastically tells everyone what a great detective he is
the "six fanarts" thing but instead of asking people for what I should draw I just filled it with Silhouette Mirage characters
Dawn recklessly carries Mantel's new iPhone to a tall cliff, despite his protests. As she holds it over the sea, a giant orca whale bursts out of the surf
Even blind and low-vision users can hear the sound of millions of Betty Rubble fans gasping at the sight of a normal close up of Betty but with one suggestive extra line
Surprisingly green shot of Bedrock, with low purple mountains in the distance.
A toy car track from the 1987 Sears Wishbook. It's got a red area and suspended blue tracks and a big rounded white area that I say looks like a cloud.
Dawn looks sad because there's an open lime on her head
A lush painting of the primordial dawn in orange and purple. Cool landforms too!
Extremely agitated-looking Mario standing with an odd, almost whale-like Yoshi. Bowser, on the other hand, is in the clown car and he looks like he's having the time of his life.
It appears that the robotic ape, Kingman, has stolen your girl, and you are a space-age looking guy with a glowing sword determined to rescue her.
Banon, a bushy-lookin' dude with a sword
Purple canyon walls against yellow sand and sky
Image shows a flyer containing information about the game, Story, outline, features, along with images of characters and three screen shots.
Bugs Bunny intently reading a book titled "How to Multiply." (from the short "Easter Yeggs")
Post by Gifs Galore of Geordie LaForge looking down the timeline suspiciously at Cohen's post
"She is god," says the title of this comic, which appears to depict a dog and a phonograph transforming into one another. Well, that's my take, anyway.
three sketches of a monkey that must be diddy kong. I mean he's got a hat
Mother Brain, as depicted in Captain N and voiced by Levi Stubbs, laughs victoriously that she and the space pirates have taken over planet zebes. But have they celebrated too soon? An elevator lowers to their level, carrying an unconscious space pirate named Lars. There is something written on his shirt. Ridley puts on his reading glasses to read it to MB: "Ho ho ho. Now my missile capacity has increased by five."
Adam's Gamble: (Backstory: The Federation has bred new Metroids that drain your life away but, unlike the Chozo-made ones, these only compensate "in exposure." Samus has discovered that they're in Sector Zero on the Bottle ship and is headed there now) Adam: The only way for me, Adam Malkovich, to get into Sector Zero before Samus does is to shoot her in the back, nearly killing her, but it's essential for my role as her self-sacrificing father figure. Rando Space Marine: Sir, if I may suggest another idea... Shortly, Samus engages what she thinks is a metroid, but is actually a cardboard dummy, allowing Adam to sneak past, slamming the door behind him. "I'm off to kill metroids without you, LADY" he taunts. Samus furiously pounds the door: "I don't know who you are but as soon as I find enough missiles to open this red door you are DEAD MEAT"
Samus enters Brinstar expecting to find the space pirates' base, but it's all rocks and weird space aliens. She hopes to have better luck rolling into a ball and exploring some crevices. Meanwhile, space pirate office workers on a coffee break mull over the "rolling sound" coming from the ducts. "Custodial staff should look into that."
city street
What Are Metroids (1) - After completing her mission to exterminate the metroids on planet SR388, Samus scans some mysterious Chozo ruins, and discovers that Metroids were created by a radical economic faction of the Chozo. A metroid absorbs 8 hours of a host's life at a time, and exchanges that for 3x higher than average wages, AND healthcare benefits, literally turning time into money. Samus looks back at the damage she has caused, dead metroids everywhere, even the queen, realizing the true cost of such an extinction: "I COULD HAVE BEEN ON EASY STREET!"
Vintage Electronics Boutique ads from the early 90s featuring a cartoon dog named "Elbo"
Samus is shocked by the sight of a "gross space dragon." The creature is offended that Samus doesn't recognize him, after they have fought so many times, but Samus claims to have never seen him before in her life. He tries to explain his identity but Samus keeps cutting him off. "I'm Ridl--" "THE RIDDLER!!" "Ridle--" "SIR RIDLEY SCOTT the famous movie maker!??" Crying in Frustration: "It's just Ridley!"
True Origin of Samus: Her parents died when she was young, left only with "mysterious luggage" that she carried with her to a prestigious federation academy where she was saddled with enormous debt. One day while escaping her creditors, she accidentally pressed a button on the suitcase, which she'd never noticed before. After a brief magical girl transformation, she became Samus Aran, Space Bounty Hunter! Weeping, she ads: "And one day I'll live debt free!"
Samus Aram is famed for her powerful suit and nobody knows her true identity. Rival bounty hunters Pico and Armstrong think they'll get a peek when they catch her ordering a drink at the Space Bar, because she'll have to remove her helmet to drink it. They howl in silent frustration when they see her helmet has an opening to drink from using a straw.
A creature calling itself "Old Bird" and claiming to be Samus' adopted guardian pays her a visit at her dingy apartment. Samus is skeptical that she ever had anything to do with him.
Porky and Sylvester spend the night in an abandoned desert town out west, the backgrounds are all gorgeous
"Hi" says an avocado plant, as a woman walks by. "I must be losing my mind," she says. "No, it's me, your friendly avocado plant. Thanks for saving me after the salad." "Oh dear," says the woman. In the final panel, the woman and plant are in a psychologist's office. "We thought we'd come see you together."
a desert scene from Ali Baba Bunny.
Samus' new armor
Mikey, of Life cereal fame, liking his cereal
Virtuaroids Belgdor and Dorkas, billowing in the march breeze
Virtua Fighter's Kage performing a head slam on Jacky.