Ryan

@ryananderson.bsky.social

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Featherless biped.

Scene from the Simpsons where a doctor shows novelty germs colliding in a door, preventing any of them from going through.
Ify Nwadiwe from the show “Um, Actually” of Dropout saying “Oh, that is correct.” It’s a game show where people are given factually incorrect statements and have to make pedantic corrections about them starting with “Um, actually…”
Brown and white potcake puppy wearing a graduation cap
A small, fuzzy, brown and white potcake dog standing in the snow looking like he's flagging you down for help with this car that broke down a few miles back.
A 1940s Dr Seuss political cartoon in which Uncle Sam is tying a guy with America First on his jacket to a train track with an oncoming train with a swastika
The Japanese PM giving Mark Carney a little clap for trying to speak Japanese.
Dina from Superstore saying “he’s picturing the fox Robin Hood”
The ITYSL “I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared” scene
Little white rodent with pink ears and a long tail with a black bit at the end
Gizmo, white and brown fuzzy village dog getting his bone and putting it away on command. So smart!
Screencap that reads: In her biography of Lorne Michaels, Susan Morrison writes that Tim Robinson, then a writer on the show, was among those most frustrated by Michaels' handling of Trump, quoting him at one point saying, "Lorne has lost his f**king mind and someone needs to shoot him in the back of the head."
A white and brown fuzzy village dog looking away from the camera
A white and brown dog on the seashore
The Mad Men meme where Don Draper pitches an idea but the meme is blank because the colour of the year is basically off-white grey which is what the blank easel looks like. Normally there would be a complicated pitch here, but because the colour is so boring, there's not.
Walnut pen held in front of a lathe
Gizmo waiting patiently at the library at the golden hour for his favourite human. He looks like a corgi crossed with a fox.
Two terriers playing and it looks like they’re dancing at a cotillion. Gizmo is on the right!
Tim Robinson captioned saying "I cannot talk about it without crying"
Remember that old man like 10 years ago who spraypainted "BLACKS RULE" on his own driveway and said it was BLM? That guy.
A brown and white freckled dog with fluffy ears sniffing a large beefsteak tomato (king pineapple variety) on the vine.
A brown and white dog in the grass looking happily at the camera. I don't know what kind he is but I recently saw an American Eskimo Dog crossed with a Jack Russell and it looked very much like Gizmo!
A small red hot pepper in my hand in front of a garden.
GIF from I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson saying "I can't know how to hear any more about tables" but tables has been replaced with "Mayor of New York"
Presidential Alert: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
Twisted Metal 2 package
Mark Carney with a Grinch smile
Chart showing Bruce Fanjoy beating Poilievre in his riding.
Fuzzy eared potcake/terrierish dog on a grey chair looking very handsome.
An iOS notification from yahoo finance that says “37 updates”
A line chart from 338Canada shows the odds of Canadian federal election outcomes from January 2024 to March 29, 2025. The y-axis represents the percentage odds (0% to 100%), and the x-axis marks dates over time. From 2024 through early 2025, the Conservative Party (CPC) majority odds are near 100%, represented by a solid blue line. In March 2025, the odds rapidly shift after two key events: Trudeau resigns and Carney becomes Liberal leader. The red line representing a Liberal majority (LPC) sharply rises, reaching 89%, while CPC majority odds collapse below 5%. By March 29, 2025, the chart shows LPC majority at 89%, LPC plurality at 11%, and other outcomes below 1%. Vertical markers denote leadership changes and the upcoming election in 2025.
Gizmo, a brown and white freckled potcake dog sleeping on a chair cutely.
A screen cap from Brooklyn Nine Nine where Adrian Pimento is telling Jake and Rosa the rules for a mock interrogation he's consenting to. "Okay here are the ground rules: you can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire."
Tomato and pepper seedlings in a kratky hydroponic setup.
A 1998 purple imac.
Hedge Funds Paying Up to $1 Million for Weather Modeling Experts Summary by Bloomberg AI • Hedge funds are increasingly hiring weather experts, including data scientists and meteorologists, to help traders position themselves in commodities markets, which are heavily influenced by weather patterns. • The demand for weather experts has grown due to the increasing volatility of the climate, and hedge funds are willing to pay top talent up to $1 million to capitalize on rapid price shifts in commodities. • The pool of potential candidates has deepened in recent weeks due to massive job cuts and budget uncertainty at federal science agencies, and hedge funds like Millennium, Squarepoint, and Jane Street are beefing up their weather teams to gain an edge in commodities trading.
Screencap from Community featuring Dean Pelton looking at a screen and saying "This better not awaken anything in me."
A puppy wound up into a donut shape
Gizmo the dog trying to arrange a pillow properly on a bed so that he may experience the comfort he deserves.
Brown and white puppy looking into the camera like a little model.
I don't know who this is, but a lady biting her fist and looking horny.
Lazily copy pasted lady detail on Fantastic 4 poster
Gizmo, a brown and white terrier type dog sleeping on a chair with his chin propped up on the back cushion.
Gizmo a brown and white puppy. Kind of Jack Russellish but with big ol fuzzy ears. His front paws are furry and splayed and look like Max’s paws from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
A brown and white puppy named Gizmo with really big fuzzy ears. No idea what kind of dog he is but probably part Jack Russell Terrier. He looks kind of like a store-brand corgi from certain angles.
A cute brown and white puppy with stubby little arms on a turquoise couch.
Doug Ford wearing a cheap-looking MAGA hat that says Canada is Not for Sale.
Hide the pain Harold, smiling with red blood shot eyes. This sucks, Chat, he seems to be saying.
An article that says Luigi Mangione belonged to a group of gamers who played assassins. They played Among Us.
A press release from Enron (yeah, that one) about launching a crypto token to somehow solve the global energy crisis. Full text: ENRON CORPORATION ANNOUNCES RELAUNCH WITH A VISION TO SOLVE GLOBAL ENERGY CRISIS HOUSTON, TX - December 2, 2024 - Enron Corporation today announced its relaunch as a company dedicated to solving the global energy crisis. With a bold new vision, Enron will leverage cutting-edge technology, human ingenuity, and the spirit of adaptation to address the critical challenges of energy sustainability, accessibility, and affordability. Key Pillars of Enron's Vision 1. Adaptation as Strength - Recognizing that the energy landscape is in constant flux, Enron commits to continuous innovation and agility to address evolving demands, from renewable energy integration to climate resilience. 2. Leadership by Example - Enron's leadership team is focused on setting a high standard for ethical business practices, transparency, and sustainability, serving as a model for corporate responsibility worldwide. Forgiveness and Progress - Acknowledging the past, Enron's relaunch is founded on a renewed commitment to integrity, with a forward-looking approach that prioritizes collective growth and learning. 4. Permissionless Innovation - Decentralized technology is advancing, and we will of course have a role to play in its future. S. Solving the Energy Crisis - Enron will focus on scalable, sustainable solutions, including investments in renewable energy infrastructure, cutting-edge energy storage, and advanced power distribution systems. The world is ready for growth, transformation, and rebirth. Enron is ready to lead. About Enron Corporation In 2024, Enron begins a new chapter, dedicated to solving the world's energy challenges with innovation, adaptability, and a commitment to a brighter future. For more information, visit www.enron.com or contact our media team at press@enron.com
A target instagram ad that seems to be offering Texas governor (?) Greg Abbott for sale with free shipping.
Yes… ha ha… yes! Meme with a guy in a shirt that reads “sickos”
An old XT computer with CGA monitor
A pepperoni and roasted red pepper Neapolitan pizza