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@ryanando.bsky.social

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Scottish Septum Gay with a number of tattoos. Glasses wearer. Singer/songwriter in absolutely no professional capacity. Artsy and craftsy around once a year. But also Gay.πŸŽ‰β¬…οΈ'scumbag leftist'β¬…οΈπŸŽ‰ (he/him/hey) πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‘“πŸ¦„πŸŽΈπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ My only other social is YouTube: @Ryanando

Three gays walking to pride
Me and my husband at a steak barn leaning in over the table and smiling. I probably look like I've been crying
Two bearded men in nasty pig hats smiling at the camera.
A topless man with shorter silver hair than it was yesterday and a big nose ring wearing glasses
A very tired bearded man taking a very slow walk over a very long bridge and stopping to take a photo of the river behind him because he is knackered. He is wearing a cap, sunglasses, white t-shirt and a big yellow nose ring. You can see an oil rig or something in the background.
Me holding this year's pride sign high in the pride march in Dundee. It reads "labour's giving big terf-energy. Qunts (spelled q u n t s ) so the start of every word is L G B T Q. The words are written on top of a progress pride flag.
Headline stating Wes Streeting, the worst most boot-subbing gay imaginable, is backing Andy Burnham for labour leader.
A man in a bucket hat very short pair of blue lycra dungarees holding a sign. The sign is a progress rainbow flag with the words "labours giving big terf-energy Qunts ( q u n t s)" with the first letters of the words highlighted to show L g b t q
Two bottles of water, a can of sunscreen, a set of shakeable bells to annoy people with and a bag with a rainbow coloured Berlin bear on it (upside down)
A slightly red disheveled and sweaty homosexual man in glasses with a large septum ring, glasses grey hair and beard looks like he regrets his decisions
A screenshot of a bazaar owner from hyrule castle town in ocarina of time. He's a big muscle bear with hairy tits and a big hairy belly.
Cover of the arctic monkeys album "it's illegal to sell tobacco" with my face and hairy tits on it and the name of the album has been changed to "stop looking at his dick it's about the hands"
Rainbow flag sign with LGBTQ on the rainbow section using the letters to spell out the words "labours giving big TERF-energy. The q is used to spell q u n t s which is a heavy handed way to force the word cunts into the sign.
A sign for a pride march. Progress flag made out of rough lines and spray paint. The rainbow section has words starting with LGBTQ reading LABOUR'S GIVING BIG TERF DASH ENERGY. QUNTS (Spelled q u n t s)
A close up of my grass with a thin line made by spray paint in rainbow pride colours
A sign for pride. A blue background with "let the dolls piss in peace" in bright yellow dripping font. The word Piss is in a yellow puddle with fountains of piss on either side.
A picture of my shoulder with musical notes, a lighting bolt, a hash tag and a chevron tattooed on to it fading from black into purple.
Another abandoned idea with angular Text abandoned at FUCK LAB (full text is intended to be fuck labour)
Rough pen drawing of the word piss in a puddle with some shading. The letters LE are above it off to the right so could be read as Le Piss or pissle depending on your sensibilities.
A quick pen sketch of the words "let the dolls piss in peace" in a watery font. The word piss rests in a puddle and two piss fountains squirt at either side.
Close up of my butt in these slutty dungarees
Man posing in the mirror in slutty blue very short dungarees
A wall with cream wallpaper with leaves dotted around. The strip nearest the door has three upside down leaves and you can see the edge of the roll that hasn't matched up.
A scene from Muppets Christmas carol where miss piggy playing Emily cratchet can't tell the difference between her twin pig daughters Belinda and betina and doesn't really care when they tell them who they are. Text on it says "I'm Belinda, I'm Betina"
A screenshot of an article titled "humans in the Andes have evolved a strange digestive super power" with a picture of some hands holding what looks like various types of poop. Upon reading the article it becomes clear that these are not poops. They are potatoes, which folks in the Andes can dissolve the starch from easier than others.
AI hand holding an ai bird with a tail going through the hand
Man posing on couch like a Victorian lady with the vapours (a guitar sits on his lap while his arm is raised and the back of his hand is against his forehead)
Picture of vote counts as of 1513 on vote count day
Big bold rustler for men magazine from October 1983. A blond woman wearing nothing but a big necklace draped over her boobs with a whole bunch of text about the content of the magazine (all porn)
A roof that was white now covered in water marks
Me posing in front of the mirror before I have shown my hair any product. I am wearing yellow Nike's, grey denim shorts, a black sleeveless nasty pig shredder tank top with a yellow nastypig logo. My arm is in the air showing a singular whorish hairy armpit because that's what we sluts do. My nose ring also picks up the yellow theme from the rest of my outfit cus I'm STYLISH.
eBay page showing item for 79.99
The back of previous slutty dungarees with ass zip on show
A screenshot of a breedwell futura slutterall in aqua (basically bright blue Spandex dungarees with slutty shorts with a zip that goes all the way from front to back) for 70 of the kings very own pounds.
An article about David duchovny of xfiles fame overcoming a fear, presented by FOX news
Man showing off his new haircut against a background of blue skies
New book from Patrick Ness piper at the gates of dusk, laying on top of my laptop on our new garden bench. The cover shows a green planet on a black background with a spiky stylised asteroid crossing over the front of it.
A white dog, boxer (I think) staring at me though the fence while quietly grumbling at me for attention
A bathroom wall that was tiled halfway up the wall. The first row of tiles have been removed. The next row, one tile has broken into many pieces and taken most of the wall behind it out, leaving a big hole in the wall that we were not planning on having to fix but that will now need sorted in the next fortnight.
Screenshot of notes app with song lyrics for "No Kings" by me. No more food for the weak Cupboards are empty and we speak Of sending bombs and boots for the ground So many tears left to cry Better open our eyes before they take one out quoting eye for an eye Cus they'll take And they'll take And they'll take and they'll take and they'll take Just a little bit more No more kings on the throne It's a dream that we've grown Out of soaking ground, red to the core Let the blood trickle through Its coming from me and you If we let them mow us down for the wealth of the few Cus they'll take And they'll take And they'll take and they'll take and they'll take Just a little bit more Cus they'll take And they'll take Yeah they'll take everything till we knock them down to the floor We can't shelter in place, history Recognises their face we cant let them run around tearing our neighbours in two No more standing aside They'll never be satisfied with your blood and bones, theyll eat your soul Cus they'll take And they'll take And they'll take and they'll take and they'll take If we sit back and let them They can't take They can't take They can't take anything if we don't fucking let them
Guitar app section showing the "best of bic runga" but every entry is "sway" - the same song.
A box of 3 rainbow jiffy condoms, vaginal use only expired in 2002
An unfinished crochet sits on a table in my mum's house. It looks like a big ol' uncut dick but is in fact going to be a monkey
A selfie of me in a grubby hotel mirror wearing a leather vest with white stripes cus I'm totally very innocent
Four burger patties on the chopping board waiting to be cooked
Me sporting a fresh haircut and beard trim
Canvas of an elephant made up of lines and shapes and dots with big colourful splashes in red blue and green
Advert for a film called Monarch legacy of monsters, zoomed in on the title.
A door shaped hole in a wall with breeze blocks bricking up the other side.
A dangling door handle painted into a permanent erection stance.
A fuse box painted the same colour as the wall
A wall with a patch that hasn't been painted leaving brown stripes behind
A piece of tape stuck over a hole on a wall and painted to make it look like it's been repaired.
A scrap of newspaper from 1964 reads "typhoid total 400 but no sign of large third wave"
Redacted some words from the post to read "nobody has abused children more than I did"
Three men in respirator gear
A room with a wall with plaster removed showing exposed lath boards ready to be ripped out. There is a pile of old wood off to one side and lots of exposed lighting wires hanging from the roof.
Man taking a topless selfie in bedroom mirror
Two bearded men looking at you with smiles