Ryan Deem

@ryandeem.bsky.social

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DC Sports Fan Pun Expert

A person wearing a gigantic NY Giants baseball hat
Large white Goldendoodle named Betty laying on asphalt
Crying Gamer saluting then yelling (out of respect and great sadness)
Madden "Clown Post" play
"I don't not support all DC Sports Fans. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!"
Ian Malcolm saying "That's one big pile of shit"
A brown, grey, and black striped cat with bright green eyes sitting on a chair
A cute pug nodding in agreement
Athletic's starting pitcher: Gage Jump
Boar's Head Fiery Chipotle Gourmaise
World Cup match update: Delay in match for a drinks break
"I need the shittiest take you have. No, that's too shitty"
Washington Nationals World Series Champion Juan Soto doing a headstand
"You see how unhealthy that is?"
WOOD!
Small grey and brown cat under a bush
Big white Goldendoodle laying down and looking longingly
Washington Capitals mascot Slashdot
A very serious looking white Goldendoodle who is enjoying some lake time
Cute black, brown, and grey kitten resting under a bush
Old man yelling WOOD! into a microphone
Vrana, elf mode, hat that says "Nice"
Captain Planet saying "The power is yours!"
Dr. Strange: If I tell you what happens, it won't happen
A bulldog in a life vest surfing. The true expression of freedom
Higgins's EYES
T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics labeled "SICKOS" saying "Hah hah hah! Yes!"
Alex Ovechkin dancing in an Eastern Motors commercial
Betty (big white Goldendoodle) lounging on a chair and giving me a weird look
Man yelling Wood! into a microphone
Vin Diesel thumbs up
Weather forecast for the US with the words HEAT DOME
Unfortunately there are people in our society
Man yelling Wood! into a microphone
Dog or bear looking mascot with crown in front of the Kansas Jayhawks background
The Benjamin Sisko raising a toast
Pitbull celebrating on the Marlins Home Run Statue (RIP)
Go apologize to God
Picard saying The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!
Go away
The future is now, old man
Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
"You got what kids these days call moxie"
Betty, sitting upright like a buttnugget
Fallout notification: Everyone liked that
THE Juan Soto
Poster for the movie Congo (1995)
A sweet white golden doodle (Betty) sleeping on a light brown teddy bear
Betty (big white golden-doodle) resting her head on my leg and staring at me
Ovi dancing in an Eastern Motors jersey
An Elcor from Mass Effect saying "Softly but with conviction, what the fuck?"
Gus from Psych saying "The devil is white"
Benjamin Sisko: "Running may help for a little while. But sooner or later, the pain catches up with you; and the only way to get rid of it is to stand your ground, and face it."
Caps man saying "oh, geezus"
CAPT Janeway reading a data pad
"You made them desperate, and in their desperation they turned to a man they don't fully understand"
Big white golden doodle puppy sleeping on the ground in the sun
Dharma & Greg season 1 DVD case
DS9 background with the text "More holodeck casino content than seems reasonable"
The a cappella group QuarterBlack from the show Psych