Ryan Ferg

@ryanferguson.com

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Math, Baseball, Baseball Math. Keeping the Astros inevitable since 2016.

A clam like rock on top of a dollar bill
Big caterpillar that will turn into a big Tobacco Moth
Three-panel meme from Lord of the Rings. First shows Gandalf at Bilbo's green door being refused entry. Second shows Gandalf offering a breakfast plate for $6.99. Third shows Bilbo opening door exclaiming "Grand Slamdalf!"
A streaming service login page where one of the accounts is named Cough-Toot
The retractable roof at Minute Maid Park covering only the middle of the field
Jar with lose cash and change in it, along side an Astros branded softball and plastic world series trophy on a desk
Ice cream and antacids on a grocery store self checkout kiosk
Silver pumpkin decorated like a UFO with flashing lights
Minute Maid Park , baseball stadium
Old black pug sticking her little head out of a yellow blanket
Texas license plate with the letters ORT
Old black pug sleeping on a bed
Two large briskets on a grill