Ryan Howse

@ryanhowse.bsky.social

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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.

And so it all ended. Artha kama dharma moksa. Ask Kavya for the kay. And so everybody heard their plaint and all listened to their plause. The letter! The litter! And the soother the bitther! Of eyebrow pencilled, by lipstipple penned. Borrowing a word and begging the question and stealing tinder and slipping like... Finnegan's Wake
the word 'Slutningsbane'
Rosebud Frozen Peas: Country Goodness Green Peaness
People Who Are Doing Their Best in the TMNT font
Finnegan's Wake by James Joyce
zombie shakespeare
Brass Band performing on an outdoor stage
Fabula Ultima #ttrpg
The cast of Frasier with Janeway on Star Trek Voyager
Pamphlet titled Call of the Dolphins
Fake comics about the lockhorns
Ego the Living Planet
Deep Space Nine Title Screen: Bashir Dates A Patient. No, A Different Patient. No, Another Different Patient.
Deep Space Nine Title Card: Bashir Dates a Patient. No, A Different Patient. No, Another Different Patient.
Cover of the Bicycle Thieves but with the main character saying "Dude, Where's My Bicycle?"
Columbo vs Nimoy
Wallace Shawn as Vizzini from The Princess Bride
Odo from Deep Space 9 saying 'Don't make them feel welcome.'
James Joyce's Ulysses
The Deep Space 9 Technical Manual
The shoe from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, alive and well
A real cool kid in front of a sign that says Federation
Garak playing table tennis with a tennis racket
Crocodile Dune-Dee
Sandworm from Dune 2 playing chopsticks
a beautiful woman holding a cat who is holding a pencil
Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself "What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?" -Shigeru Miyamoto
Apple logo which recommends driving off an overpass
Cover image of Operation Kid Brother, aka OK Connery, a film starring Sean Connery's brother playing James Bond's brother with much of the James Bond supporting cast but not the rights
Vinyl of Final Fantasy music
Reddit post: Women of Reddit, what are your honest thoughts on the Bronze Age Collapse and the sudden, mysterious arrival of the Sea Peoples circa 1177 BC?
Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, "What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?" Shigeru Miyamoto
My cat Thulhu
miles o'brien statue from lower decks
Bart Simpson writing "I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS" on a chalkboard
dogs playing poker...and they're DRINKING WHISKEY
Columbo and Murder She Wrote DVDs
Frank Reynolds from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia with 2 guns on a news show saying "So anyway I started blasting."
The text in question was likely written with AI
Sisko from DS9 doing the simpsons steamed hams bit: So I lied. I cheated. I purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking.
Corner Gas The Movie
Scene from DS9 past tense part 2 with Sisko, Bashir, and 2 security guards cosplaying as Ghostbusters
Asked about the haunting, local resident Brynn Llewellyn stated, "My tax dollars should not be going towards upkeep of a haunted library."
"How did you deduce that this man was intellectual?" For answer Holmes clapped the hat upon his head. It came right over the forehead and settled upon the bridge of his nose. "It is a question of cubic capacity," said he; "a man with so large a brain must have something in it."
Reddit post: Lecari: How do you juggle your writing alongside your full-time work and having a family (and a social life?) Red in Tooth and Claw sounds fascinating - I've added it to my TBR! My response: I only write when the kids are in bed. Luckily they're both good sleepers. I usually stay up until midnight or so. Thanks! Hope you like it!
Senator Vreenak from Deep Space 9 holding a mini-Jake Sisko with the quote "ITS A JAAAAAAAKKKKKEEE"
Marian Engel's Bear, a novel with a cover where a half-naked woman is being seduced by a bear.
"Where am I, and what is the time?" he said aloud to the ceiling. "In the house of Elrond, and it is ten o'clock in the morning," said a voice. "It is the morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know."
Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident at a construction site. I thought to myself, "what if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?" --Shigeru Miyamoto
Major Kong rides a falling nuclear bomb while waving his hat
Sign states "This object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbably and/or terrifying to small children."
Picture of Riker from TNG with phrase 'One Massively Pivotal Star Trek Episode is Bizarrely Underrated'
Quark from DS9 about to step into a hot tub but then the hot tub is Odo saying "QUAAAARK"
My hot wife and my cat thulhu who is holding a pencil in his mouth-paw combo
Far Side comic: Old west saloon, two men outside, one with a fruit and bird hat, who says "I just can't go in there, Bart! Some feller in there and I are wearin' the same kind of hat!"
World's Only Alpine Parrot, in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles font
A sign saying Cave and Basin National Historical Site of Canada
3 paintings of me all weird
truman and albert hugging