Ryan Janus

@ryanjanus.bsky.social

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Elon Musk suggests he'll be thrown in prison if Harris beats Trump: "If he loses, I'm f---ed!"
Dr. Bonner's work van, adorned with his signature crazy text. No, I am not typing all that out in here.
Car Salesman: *slaps roof of Twitter* this bad boy can fit so many fuckin bad takes in it
NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle
NASCAR driver, Dick Trickle
The most American AI image imaginable
They keep finding more weird JD shit
I recently became aware of Gov. Hochul's comments on CNN regarding banning the use of masks in public areas, and I cannot comprehend a more short-sighted and shameful policy objective than this. With a partisan public health crisis fully entrentched in our state, where large portions of our citizens will never trust vaccines or masks again because of the lies told to them, to think that public masking is a bargaining chip to be used to crack down on 1st amendment protected protests you happen to not agree with, is a truly staggering level of cynicism. As a lifelong resident of Western NY, I expected better judgement from Gov. Hochul. Clearly I was misguided. Please publically retract these statements as quickly as possible, for the sake of our state's health into the future.
Turbo button on an PC case
Olivia, posing with her favorite painting
Alex Jones crying after news broke that he declared Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
My cat
The happiest kitty ever
Clippy rule 34
Rule 34 Clippy
Lil Jon looking unamused
Emoji-style topless female torso, but with confused emojis instead of breasts
Pikachu surprised face
Poster of an Orca rising from ocean depths, aimed at a yacht, in the style of Jaws, but with "Rise" as the title
Ebay listing for air conditioning and tire valve stem removal kit
A Gordian Knot of Ouroboroses
A cute tiny red squirrel enoying a snack.
QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough to Have Imposter Syndrome?
Pyat Pree for Game of Thrones
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Retired NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
Prof Fink from The Simpsons
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Cats under a Kotatsu table
Muppet's Swedish Chef doing a Chef's Kiss
Bigfoot Lives! And He Is an Immortal Magician Living Deep Below the Earth's Surface Book by J. R. Fleming
Drawing of shooting into the air while holding a drink
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Our Grey Squirrel named White Tail-Butt