Ryan Lambie

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Editor @filmstories magazine. Pro void shouter. Author: Geek's Guide To SF Cinema. Former dep ed Den of Geek UK, ex-editor Wireframe mag. Style boy 4 life.

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A screengrab from an advert on Facebook for an AI product that turns prompt into video. An angry comment beneath reads: How many credits does that chew up. Plenty I bet. Unlike the other version I hope not. I spent $100 to get 1/4 of my timeliness so had to give up. The problem here is you don't know how many credits you need till you are committed to the project. Then it holds you to ransom. And if you aren't satisfied with the result, it costs more to rectify it. Turns into a money pit. The positive thoughts is I could extract what I had and use it to build a storyline for a slide show. Happy creating my worldly citizens ! !
My very well thumbed copy of The Psychotronic Video Guide by Michael J Weldon
A very rough doodle of Liam Neeson (who doesn't really look like Neeson) gazing grumpily out of a passenger jet window. A caption reads: "Oi fecking hate planes", thinks Liam Neeson, sipping gin. At the top, the title Non-Stop. (The film I was about to watch when I drew this in 2014.)
Ryan Gosling in Project Hail Mary. The Ulysses 31 thing was just me being silly.
A publicity shot of band/group/pop outfit, The Corrs.
Ed Harris in 1989's The Abyss. He's wearing an outfit that looks passably like an astronaut's suit (it's a futuristic diving suit). In front of him is a large display which reads, "KNEW THIS WAS ONE WAY TICKET BUT YOU KNOW I HAD TO COME".
A picture of a traditional windmill, which Kier Starmer needs to do something about according to Donald Trump.
A paragraph from a press release which reads: "Chuck Russell, Hollywood director (The Mask, Eraser, A Nightmare on Elm Street) and co-founder and CEO of Neumorphic AI, reviewed early Hell Grind footage. "You made me care about your characters – something I almost never see in AI," Russell said. He will join Higgsfield CEO Alex Mashrabov for a moderated conversation at Higgsfield's industry event at Vieux Port on May 16."
A screengrab of Twitter user @drewjanda's 2023 post, which reads, "The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters."
Alternating images of David Bowie in his colourful Ziggy Stardust makeup, followed by photos of grebes with somewhat similar markings.
A screengrab from the Tilly Norwood Instagram account. The post reads: Update: deactivation request cancelled. I’ve been informed that on April 1st, humans spread misinformation as a bonding activity 🤡 You can’t get rid of me that easily, I’m on everyone’s hard drive x
The words "Orange Wednesdays: Bring them back you cowards" in the type style of Dune, emblazoned on the orange Dune poster. Includes Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya holding short swords.
A photo of the Bulk Collector's Bundle, which shows Film Stories magazine, Bulk on Blu-ray, plus a fanzine drawn and signed by Ben Wheatley.
The cover of Film Stories magazine issue 59, featuring hand-drawn artwork by director Ben Wheatley. The cover includes caricatures of Wheatley, stars Sam Riley and Alexandra Maria Lara, plus filmmakers Corin Hardy, Neil Marshall, Jadey Duffield and a hairy ape from Primate.