Ryan Lohner (he/him)

@ryanlohner.bsky.social

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Aroace, autistic, audiobook narrator and writer of a goofy sci-fi novel.

The League of Gentlemen scene, "We didn't burn him!"
Mazes and Monsters DVD with older Tom Hanks
Wishbone Odyssey episode
The Omen
The Maltese Falcon
Simpsons clip, "Yeah, that was a scary couple of hours!"
The Flash ending, Barry’s tooth falls out.
Cynthia Aileen Strahan as Talia Shire in The Offer
Martin Balsam as Arnold Burns
Peter Ustinov as Arthur Simpson
Melvyn Douglas as Homer Bannon
Ed Begley as Boss Finney
George Chakiris as Bernardo
Hugh Griffith as Sheik Iderim
Burl Ives as Rufus Hannessey
Red Buttons as Joe Kelly
Anthony Quinn as Paul Gaugin
Chevy Chase on Weekend Update
Gully Foyle from The Stars My Destination
Leslie Nielsen in Forbidden Planet
Helluva Boss, bad green screen effect created in animation.
Maximilien Schell in MST3K's Hamlet
Jean Claude Van Damme as Guile in Street Fighter, with American flag tattoo
MST3K General Hospital title screen
Monty Python and the Holy Grail credits: “We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.”
Jack Lemmon as Frank Pulver
Edmund O'Brien as Oscar Muldoon
Frank Sinatra as Angelo Maggio
Anthony Quinn as Eufemio Zapata
Karl Malden as Mitch
George Sanders as Addison DeWitt
Dean Jagger as Harvey Stovall
Walter Huston as Howard
Edmund Gwenn as Kris Kringle
Harold Russell as Homer Parrish
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Anne Francis as Honey West, in car with her ocelot
Fyre Festival sandwich
Colossus: The Forbin Project
Far Side and Dennis the Menace caption switch, so that Dennis tells his parents "I see your little petrified skull, labeled and resting on a shelf somewhere."
Paprika bartenders
Helen Slater as Supergirl
Howard the Duck diner scene
James Dunn as Johnny Nolan
Barry Fitzgerald as Father Fitzgibbon
Charles Coburn as Benjamin Dingle
Van Heflin as Jeff Hartnett
Donald Crisp as Gwilym Morgan
Walter Brennan as Roy Bean
Thomas Mitchell as Doc Boone
Walter Brennan as Peter Goodwin
Joseph Schildkraut as Alfred Dreyfus
Walter Brennan as Swan Bostrom
Simpsons clip: “Man fall down. Funny.”
Vanpires DVD
The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean
Mountain Girl from Intolerance
Theatre of Blood poster
Samara in The Ring