Ryan

@ryansimmons.bsky.social

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i dont even know anymore Writer/director at Secret Base - youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN

NJ Transit sign with a typo
The guy who said he was gonna call Sears central air conditioning today, right before being reminded by his wife that he is going to be calling now
a passage from rick rubin's "the creative act": A helpful exercise might be opening a book to a random page and reading the first line your eyes find. See how what’s written there somehow applies to your situation. Any relevance it bears might be by chance, but you might allow for the possibility that chance is not all that’s at play. When my appendix burst, the doctor who diagnosed it insisted that I go to the hospital immediately to have it removed. I was told there were no other options. I found myself in a nearby bookstore. Standing out on a table in the front was a new book by Dr. Andrew Weil. I picked it up and let it fall open. The first passage my eyes went to said: if a doctor wants to remove a part of your body, and they tell you it has no function, don’t believe this. The information I needed was made available to me in that moment. And I still have my appendix.
spiderman holding the train
Tweet @melissarohlin A cop just drove by on 8th Ave about three blocks from MSG and over his loudspeaker said “Spurs in 6”
Seth with "Dick Bunt" projected on forehead
victor garber in legally blonde, lookin like a real piece-a shit
The Burger King logo says “may every day be another wonderful secret”
Alex Jones wearing a hat that says "LOW IQ"
Defector NBA Preview header: "Golden Phoenix Sunwarriors at Oklahoma City Thunder, by David Roth"
A photo of boxes labeled “Bluesky diesel exhaust fluid”
A screencap of a site that shows nothing but ads and bullshit called, for some reason, “sports illustrated”
Georgia: For the last ten years we have had numerous and serious causes of complaint against our non-slave-holding confederate States with reference to the subject of African slavery.
A 4 star App Store review titled THIS IS SO GOOD!! 1 problem tho: I love this game. I like army games, but this is next level. I love it!! One problem though. 10 DOLLARS?? 12 DOLLARS?!!?! I'm young, so I can't pay. And my parents would never pay. The full game should be free, the game is so good, I'm sure people would buy an extension! (Like, more units, upgrades, towers, Mabye even an online system). But what do I know? After all, am just a 6th grader.
Restaurant signage that just says “burrata is back”
He said another relative who arrived in a bulldozer to try to rescue the family from beneath the rubble had also been killed in the crossfire as clashes broke out on the streets.
“I hope they’re grabbing the Irish.”
According to the emails, in the weeks after Sinofsky’s Microsoft departure, someone nicknamed “poops” warned Epstein that Sinofsky had “sent several mails that he is going to kill himself,” after news of his work as a Harvard business school teacher raised further questions about the nature of his Microsoft exit. Sinofsky seemed upset about questions around his potential firing. Months later, in an email to Epstein, Sinofsky was also concerned about his Microsoft settlement making it look like he was fired.
Adobe Illustrator error The action failed with an unexpected error code. Error: CANT
Chauncey the cat sitting in front of our pellet stove
A timer set for 11:59 with Last Christmas set as the sound
Ian McShane in John Wick; you can practically hear him saying "Johnathaaaan" in a really long and drawn out way
GOT EM and it's the epstein files
A notebook entry for 12/11 THU “Therapy - feelings”
dr drew lookin like straight up microwaved dog shit
Storefront for “Jaffar’s Halal Burgers”
like his uncle. He would keep me wrapped in warm embrace, sometimes metaphorically, as when he would grumble to me that I was “yummy like a rat,” or physically, when his skin would shed on the bed next to me, in flakes large enough to cover me like a blanket. "What a lucky girl I am," I'd softly say to myself, before snapping a particularly big and dry flake into a tee-pee-like shape around myself and drifting off to blissful slumber to the sound of his soft palette collapsing. In Barnstable,
Old ass man on a commuter train at rush hour, shoe-less feet up on the seat in front of him. He is easily taking up four seats
Jim Gaffigan telling his joke about just seeing Heat