Ryan Swift

@ryanswift.bsky.social

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Hipster doofus. Theatre lover, Mets endurist, Star Wars lifer, Lindy Hopper, swing & jazz DJ, photographer, podcaster. Sad, sad man in a blanket. 🖕🧊

A green-and-neon hexagonal spacecraft exactly the diameter of the crater silently descends and hovers at an altitude of fifty feet. It twists and bounces slightly, creaking. After a moment, a fan or motor of some kind engages, whirs briefly, then shuts off again. The group of statues below watches, stunned.

Ballroom full of dancers at Stompology, a weekend dedicated to solo jazz dance

Cassette of Best of the Beach Boys, Vol. 2