Ryan

@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social

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Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️‍🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com

The Witcher 3 and Injustice 2
Bree van der Kamp
Frozen spaghetti quick meal that is really asking me to choose between 6.5 minutes in the microwave versus 42 minutes in the oven NOT EVEN INCLUDING PREHEATING
Colin Robinson (NOT Scott Van Pelt)
Back-to-back reviews posted for "Splatoon Raiders" by IGN and GameInformer
Thor saying "It's not possible."
Part of the booklet for "Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle 2" with Bugs Bunny on the left and "Honey Bunny" (allegedly) on the right.
Festus from "Fallout: New Vegas"
Me punching a Dick
Carmen Sandiego calls Patty Larceny
Tate getting rocked by a punch that could have been seen coming all the way from Walla Walla, Washington.
A Final Jeopardy contestant answering "What is 'would?'"
Tate getting rocked by a very below-average uppercut and/or right cross.
The Untitled Goose being ungovernable.
I don't think you're ready for this safety.
Poster for "Earth vs. the Spider"
Pearl Forrester, Professor Bobo, and Brain Guy
My purchase from ghettogamer.net along with some stickies and some ST: TNG cards, including one with Porf!
A variety of some of my Disneyland pics from my IG feed
My team dressed as the Rescue Rangers.
Chip, Dale, Monterey Jack, and Gadget
Potato Patch Fries from Kennywood
Either a poster for the movie "Late Night with the Devil" or a promo poster for Trump's Thursday night address.
1898 Coffee
The Potato Patch
Inside Ghostwood Estate
Photos of the Jackrabbit
The Old Mill
A screengrab showcasing Blanche's constant "I hate fun" face.
Jerry Mouse back on his bullshit.