Ryan Macri

@ryman600.bsky.social

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"Daddy, what did YOU do in the great war?"
“Ugly” Johnny Dickshot
Rutgers claiming credit for UConn-coached players
Stupid oaf Dan Hibiki
John Oscar Dickshot (born John Oscar Dicksus,[a] January 24, 1910[b] – November 4, 1997), nicknamed "Ugly" Johnny Dickshot, was an American professional baseball left fielder. He played in Major League Baseball for the Pittsburgh Pirates, the New York Giants, and the Chicago White Sox. His professional career, including the seasons he spent in Minor League Baseball, ran from 1930 to 1947. He received the nickname "Ugly" because he proclaimed himself to be "the ugliest man in baseball" during his career.
Jacknife, filmed in central CT when I was a kid
Rapper Big Bear with some big bears and forest vittles
I so am Crunchy The Clown
Newt!
It's just a little airborne, it's still good It's still good
Poison delivery service. A gift basket of poisons is on its way.
Bob's creepy ass climbing over the couch in Twin Peaks
"LOOK AT HIM! HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING AND YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD!"
"Homer, you've got it set on 'whore'."
Marge Simpson: "Hmm. That's true, but he shouldn't say it!"
Smithers with…something in there.
Woo-Hoo! Look at that Pavement Fly!