Ryoz

@ryoznc.bsky.social

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Atheist. Neurodivergent. Cat herder. GenX. MST3k enthusiast. Trekker. Liberal. EXvangelical. He/Him. Ally. Pro-choice. Woke. BLACK/POC lives matter. Save Ukraine and Palestine 🇺🇦🇵🇸 Comp sci by trade. Linguistics geek.

Title card of "Bread and Circuses" from Star Trek TOS, but with the background as the Freedom 250 UFC event with the White House in the background.
Satire headline: “Apple announces new CEO, deliberately slows down old one” with a spinner in front of Tim Cook’s face asks the Apple logo in the upper left
A screenshot of a Facebook post of a news story link from The Independent, with a single reply. Post: 'It's just an indication of how strong Trump's grip is on that MAGA base' The image is a picture of Trump with a MAGA GOP specific poll showing 100% approval of Trump. The text reads “MAGA gives Donald Trump 100% approval rating in new poll.” The comment/reply: “I thought it would be higher like 200, 500, or even 1000%.”
Meme of a rifle holder with the headline “NRA Accidentally Forgets To Rise Up Against Tyrannical Government” and the text “An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do.”
Zelenskyy standing next to Jabba the Hutt
tardigrade playing a violin
A forehead wearing glasses. (Steven Cheung)
Donald Trump’s ugly mug
Donald Trump’s looking interested with the caption “And just like that, Big Beautiful Bill entered the room…”
a tardigrade playing a violin
“Marked safe from blowing Bill Clinton today”
AOC saying “The girls are fighting aren’t they?”
A banner with the words: “Now that’s what I call ‘Where Are the Epstein Files’.”
Donald Trump trying on a toilet while people stand around him praying.
tucker carlson with the Big Boy logo
A tardigrade playing a violin.
Babyface VP with a sucker and beanie
JD Vance with a beanie and a sucker
JD Vance with a beanie and a sucker
A US flag with the text: NO CROWNS NO THRONES NO KINGS
Babyface JD Vance
That insufferable twatwaffle Hillbilly Vanilli JD Vance with a babyface and a sucker and beanie.
Picture of Donald Trump with his camelthroat blacked out.
Picture of Mike Johnson with the caption “Mike Johnson: Because Trump’s Balls Won’t Lick Themselves.”
Baby face JD Vance with a sucker and a beanie
Babyface JD Vance with a beanie and a sucker
J6ers scaling the capital wall imposed over graphics from Donkey Kong with the caption “Honkey Kong” at the bottom
Kurt Barlow (vampire) from Salems Lot (1979)
Cat listening to Trump during the debate
Cat listening to Kamala during the debate
A tweet by a Donald Trump: I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Amelia Earhart, such an interesting story, and would I consider declassifying and releasing everything about her, in particular, her last, fatal flight! She was an Aviation Pioneer, the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, and achieved many other Aviation "firsts." She disappeared in the South Pacific while trying to become the first woman to fly around the World. Amelia made it almost three quarters around the World before she suddenly, and without notice, vanished, never to be seen again. Her disappearance, almost 90 years ago, has captivated millions. I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
A pic with the words “Now that’s what I call ‘Where Are the Epstein Files’.”
Mickey Mouse in a mousetrap
Mickey Mouse in a mousetrap
A meme of a holographic projection of Princess Leia saying “Help me, cholesterol, you’re our only hope.”
Split pic of Donald Trump on the left, and the green-skinned M-113 creature or salt vampire from Star Trek “The Man Trap” on the right, both with similar facial features and expressions. The creature’s hair is also real.
Lindsey Graham giving a goofy expression when a drill sergeant screams “show me your war face!”
A sergeant screaming “show me your war face!” at Graham who is giving a goofy expression
A pic of the 22 year old intern Thomas Fugate, who is in charge of US terrorism prevention.
From Full Metal Jacket, the “Show Me Your War Face” scene but the private is Lindsey Graham looking goofy
“Full Metal Jacket” scene where he’s screaming to show him his war face, with Lindsay Graham looking goofy
Scene from the cartoon “Rock-a-Bye Bear” where Spike the dog has an object in every paw and has to climb the hill using only his buttocks.
Grey and white American shorthair asleep in a window sill
Kirk’s court martial panel
Charles Darwin with his finger to his lips saying “Shh, I’ve got this.”
Stalin saying “Good meme, comrade, I shall seize and redistribute this.”
Sims 4: “Hope you like the fruitcake! It’s a family heirloom.”
The scene from Ghostbusters after they shut down the grid and all the incarcerated spirits are pluming out the top of the firehouse.
Chuck Schumer drawing a line on the ground telling Trump “Oh yeah? Yes…well…I dare you to cross *this* line”, with Trump standing in front of him after walking past six other lines.
grey-and-white American Shorthair with Star Trek on the TV in the background
Grey and white American Shorthair cat looking at the camera with Star Trek on in the background
The text “OpenAI” but with the “I” replaced with a bottle of A1 steak sauce.
Chicken Boo from Animaniacs