Ryan ❌👑

@rytril.bsky.social

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Blue dot on a red map. #Excel enjoyer. Data-driven educator. Big 12 curmudgeon. Casual normie ska fan. Amateur #believeinfilm photographer. Opinions are my own; facts belong to everyone. 🇺🇸 Navy veteran 📍 #Tulsa #Oklahoma 🎓 @tulsacc.edu ’19 @okstate.edu ’22

A screenshot of the album artwork for The Anatomy of the Tongue in Cheek by Relient K with the song Pressing On playing; UI elements visible as well
Goose in front of a pond
A silhouetted skyline of Tulsa, Oklahoma and its reflection on a pond
An American flag on a backstop with signs saying “we the people say no kings”
A restaurant with a neon sign that should say “Italian Affair” in all capital letters, but just says “Italian AF” due to some letters failing to illuminate
South Park pile of men getting gay and saying “they took our jobs”
A meme of Jeff Bezos next to a guillotine
White
A very backlit photograph of a flower shop with reflective windows
Families playing in an urban park against a backdrop of reflective skyscrapers
The flag of Oklahoma flying upside-down, surrounded by trees or some shit. I don’t know man. How the fuck is it that goddamn hard to make sure the letters are right-side up? Leave me alone, I’m angry.
The dorkiest teacher you’ve ever seen dressed up as Rick Astley for Meme Day during spirit week
A streetlight with a Christmas wreath that has a red ribbon with gold trim, all against the backdrop of a bright blue sky
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
Christmas Inheritance (2017) • Three out of five stars Rich party girl from the city gets sent on a fool’s errand to a generic small town to learn the true meaning of Christmas and replace her black Republican boyfriend. The plot is predictable; the movie’s logic is not.
A two-lane road under a canopy of trees
Johnny and Moira Rose from Schitt’s Creek
A short video recognizing the user as one of Five Iron Frenzy’s top 100 listeners of 2025
A tornado-damaged TGI Fridays in Tulsa, Oklahoma Image credit: NBC News
A screenshot of a location-based reminder that was created for the sole purpose of getting a mild chuckle out of a complete stranger
A crude puppet version of Kim Jong-Il saying “nobody does”
Medals from left to right: ROW 1 Defense Superior Service Medal Legion of Merit Distinguished Flying Cross Air Medal Navy Commendation Medal ROW 2 Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal Southwest Asia Service Medal Kuwait Liberation Medal (Saudi Arabia) Kuwait Liberation Medal (Kuwait) (Fifth Class) Navy Expert Pistol Shot Medal ROW 3 Not sure what the first one is NASA Outstanding Leadership Medal Another one I can’t identify, sorry NASA Exceptional Service Medal National Defense Service Medal
Great Planets, it’s Space Captainface!
A collage of photos from the Wikipedia articles for each branch of the military plus the Coast Guard, along with two photos of ICE officers, including one with Secretary of Drunken Defense Pete Hegseth. The overlaid text reads “Happy Veterans Day to all who served,” except over the two ICE photos, which read “Not you bitch” and “not you either motherfucker."
A small American flag at near a curb with out-of-focus fallen leaves in the foreground and a tree with orange and yellow leaves against a blue sky in the background.
Green and yellow leaves in a tree
Obama giving a medal to Obama
Two Bic pens
A small child, representing a group of people of comparable intelligence, falls for an illusion that makes red appear bigger than blue
The grim reaper playing a claw machine game; the caption reads “Dick Cheney? Is Donald Trump even in this thing?"
Meme of Wolverine sadly looking at a photo; the photo is of John McCain defending Barack Obama to one of his supporters with the slightly paraphrased quote: “No ma’am. He’s a decent family man, citizen, that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues.”
Animated gif of the Mayhem Guy from Allstate commercials saying “recalculating”
A man holding a sign that says “Love this R-A-I-N, hate this R-E-I-G-N”
A classic red car with a red wheel and a white tire
The flag of the United States and a Ferris wheel in front of a blue sky
A screenshot of a stack of notifications from Bluesky, summarized by Apple Intelligence to say “Post liked, reposted; capitalism will make everyone wealthy.”
A classic moonlight tower as viewed from the base, surrounded by trees
A rock fountain with a bronze sculpture of bears in front of trees. The water is slightly color shifted due to the experimental technique used.
A bottle of Dr Pepper grouped with the icons for Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft PowerPoint, Microsoft Outlook, and Zoom; a bottle of Dr Thunder grouped with the icons for Google Docs, Google Sheets, Google Slides, Gmail, and Google Meet; and a bottle of Pee Cola grouped with the icon for Microsoft Teams.
A sign with the word “broken” rotated 90° to the left; fittingly, the letters B and O are broken. The right side of the sign, reading “New Orleans Square,” is partially cut out of frame. Several out-of-focus trees against a sunset sky form the background.
The Christian flag
A very spray painted car
The epitome of white suburban dad energy driving a Honda. A date stamp in the lower left corner reads 07/01/2025 17:41:05 (signifying July 1 rather than 7 January because it’s American, the 24-hour time format notwithstanding).
A blurry, out-of-focus photograph of a full moon above skyscrapers and a city street
An unopened blue box of Harman Phoenix â…ˇ ISO 200 Colour Film held between two pasty white fingers that only look somewhat normal because the white balance erred very yellow as evidenced by the color of the pure white backdrop
A city sidewalk with steam coming from a vent
A five-tier expanding brain shitpost with the following tiers: Using the site formerly known as Twitter to browse memes Using Bluesky to browse memes Using Bluesky to post memes Posting a meme on Bluesky to ask a stranger why his nickname changed from “Solid Ass” to “Liquid Ass” Using a meme on Bluesky to ask if he plans to change to “Gaseous Ass” or “Plasmic Ass” in the future
A map with grotesquely gerrymandered districts in Oklahoma and a chart showing that each district has a roughly equal population
A Venn diagram with two circles. One circle is “Presidents who are alive” and the other is “Presidents who are on the Epstein client list.” The first circle contains a photograph of Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Joe Biden walking together. The overlap contains a photograph of Bill Clinton shaking hands with Donald Trump. The second circle is empty.
Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Joe Biden walking together
A comic depicting someone referring to a tall bart poop as good shit
Fireworks over the skyline of Tulsa
Proof that Clanker and Clanka are 2 completely different words!
A baby faced weirdo reveals a Seattle SuperSonics shirt under a flannel shirt. The shirt says 1996 Western Conference Champs.
A man who can’t remember a significant portion of the lyrics he wrote himself suddenly remembers to use the flash when taking an indoor selfie on a disposable camera
A poorly lit selfie taken by the middle aged lead singer of a Christian ska band from the nineties