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Senior document signer @ Docusign, prev: lead risk manager @ Alameda Research

U.S., Iran expected to "electronically" sign agreement to end war Sunday
Day in Trump's economy: > Wake up, check the news > BLS: "10 billion new jobs created" > Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are. > Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5% > Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour > Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside phones > Take 15 minute break > Check my shitfartpisscoin holdings > Rugged > Watch the FOMC meeting > FOMC is just Trump > Trump goes on stage and announces he's raising rates from -10% to -5% > Also announces date of Jay Powell's public execution > AI manager scolds me for taking 16 minutes on my 15 minute break > It's only been 12 minutes > Call employee help line to complain > It's also AI > Go home frustrated > Complain to my girlfriend about my job > She's also AI
Clipse - MTBTTF
r/dataengineering: When to move from Django to Airflow
Poopoo Peepee AI podcast
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queen sonia from zelda totk
Pants in hyperbolic geometry wikipedia article