It is going to be masturbatory videos of Jesus killing and torturing billions of non-Christians, with Evangelicals gleefully squealing "I told you so! I was right! I won!"
Some Christians take so much pleasure in the thought that most of us will be tortured.
It's going to be a New Testament, the awful Jesus Film (I hated it even when I was an evangelical), and a digital tract including a Sinner's Prayer.
* Possibly also a set of the Left Behind books.