s4dfish

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A Magic: The Gathering card titled “Sauron, Dino Devotee” featuring a humanoid, dinosaur‑like vampire with wings standing in a futuristic lab. Glowing monitors and machinery surround him, and another reptilian creature works at a computer in the background. The card frame shows green mana cost, flying ability, two mode choices (“Cure Cancer” and “Turn People into Dinosaurs”), and a 4/4 stat line.
"Your library is a masterclass in digital hoarding, featuring 154 unplayed titles that exist solely to mock your inability to commit. Spending 4,139 hours turning RimWorld colonists into leather hats proves you have the social skills of a lobotomized squirrel, while dumping another 1,159 hours into ARK shows you just really love the repetitive suffering of being bitten by dinosaurs. You do not play games; you inhabit lonely, pixelated bunkers to avoid the crushing reality of your own reflection."
Dummy 13 Figure designed with the 25-26 Home Champions kit
Muting the word Arsenal
Northern Lights
3D print of Devils Tower.
Two Dummy 13 models sitting in a potted plant, one appears to be whispering to the other.
A large cat sleeping on a chaise.
A robotic farmer with a pitchfork and tool chest, hopefully reminiscent of the painting American Gothic.
Wonder if he’s thinking about other women meme. Gotta stop shipping rocket fuel to Vulcanus. Blue chip production is bottlenecked. Gleba is scary
69% win rate.
7-1 Standard Event in MTG:Arena
Tatiana Shmayluk doing her “I eat tourists in the woods” expression
s4dfish and magodzilla with the bands Insomnium and Omnium Gatherum
Calico cat proudly, unrepentantly sitting on top of a PC Tower.
Model of a dwarf with a flaming fist and keg.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie .gif
Poorly drawn Bukayo Saka on an Inflatable Unicorn hat worn by an accurately rendered s4dfish.