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i'm like if a guy was stuck in a point and click adventure game повремено постујем на српском AI "art" will be blocked on sight he/they

Hall monitor Creature - lizard shaman Haste 1R, T: target crearure can't block this turn. A red lizard academic surrounded by burning scrolls
Mr Bouba and Ms Kiki drawn on paper with pens. Mr Bouba is blue, has a blob for a head and a very angular spiky body and two angry looking triangle eyes. He's holding a spell that's a similar dark blue blob to his head. Ms Kiki is pink and purple, she has a spiky red head and a single round eye and a round/fat body. She's holding a spell that's spiky and red like her head.
a traditional drawing using india ink and highlighters of Katia Managan, a young Khajit woman with big cat ears and big cat eyes. her fur is a bright yellow and her nose is pink. she has an uncertain, but hopeful expression. the text next to her reads: katia managan adorable face
A green Magic: the gathering card. the art features a long, spiky larva whose head is spiky and has markings that resemble a skull. The text reads: Grist, Voracious Larva {G} Legendary Creature — Insect Deathtouch Whenever Grist or another creature you control enters, if it entered from your graveyard or you cast it from your graveyard, you may pay {G}. If you do, exile Grist, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner’s control. 1/2
The same petri dish with benthic invertebrates floating in it, there's just many more of them: a few large freshwater snails, some crustaceans and tubifex worms are the most prominent
A petri dish with many tiny benthic invertebrates. There's snails, worms, insects and insect larvae.
A blue Magic: The gathering card. The art features a long, flat, ribbon - like red worm swimming in the water. Behind it a giant fish approaches with the intention to swallow it whole. The text reads: Reef Worm {3}{U} Creature — Worm When this creature dies, create a 3/3 blue Fish creature token with “When this token dies, create a 6/6 blue Whale creature token with ‘When this token dies, create a 9/9 blue Kraken creature token.’” 0/1
A green Magic: The Gathering card. It's called Giant Adephage. The art is of a massive green and black beetle that descends onto a battlefield from a nearby building. it looks scary and imposing and the humans next to it look tiny in comparison. The text reads: Giant Adephage {5}{G}{G} Creature — Insect Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that’s a copy of this creature. “To a creature like that, we must seem like, well, bugs.” —Dars Gostok, Firefist captain 7/7
a page from a sketchbook with drawings of chillet, which is a stylized ferret like animal with big eyes, large poofy ears and a very elongated body. it's blue. the chillet is shown in various situations: standing on its back paws, with the text "go my chillet"; tangled in a knot and very sad looking, captioned "ran too fast and got tangled :("; fully prone and elongated, with the text "flat fuck friday (on a thursday); just the head looking straight at the viewer, captioned "loves you :3". one sketch is of a worm on a string styled like a chillet (blue, with big eyes and poofy ears) with the caption "would you still love her if she was a worm?"
Sweet-Gum Recluse is a green Magic card. The art features a large brown spider sitting in its web. It's abdomen is filled with orange eggs, and some eggs are also tangled in the web beneath it. The text reads: Flash Cascade Reach When Sweet-Gum Recluse enters the battlefield, put three +1/+1 counters on each of any number of target creatures that entered the battlefield this turn.
Man-o'-war is a blue Magic: the gathering card. The art is of a beautiful jellyfish with very long, ethereal arms. The image is entirely in shades of blue and very dreamlike and ethereal. It does not resemble an actual real life man-o'-war much. The text reads: When man-o'-war enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner’s hand. “Beauty to the eye does not always translate to the touch.” —Naimah, Femeref philosopher
Pestilent Syphoner is a black magic card. The art features a black and red colored insect creature that looks like a fly with bat wings and has a long siphoning mouthpart like a mosquito. It is currently "biting" into a very large phyrexian (?) that is white and bright red. The text reads: Flying Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) The praetors of the other Spheres privately wonder how Sheoldred always has a surplus of glistening oil at her disposal.
Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest is a gold (multicolor) magic: the gathering card. The art features Mazirek, who is an insectoid creature that looks like mixture of phasmid and mantis. He is mostly brown and green, with some bright yellow spots on the joints of his legs. His head has markings that resemble a skull. He holds a gnarly looking shaman staff and stands atop a moss and algae covered rock in the undercity of Ravnica. The text reads: Flying Whenever a player sacrifices another permanent, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. The clicks and buzz of the undercity proclaim him the incarnation of decay.
Luminous Broodmoth, a white Magic: The Gathering card. The card art features a large white and yellow moth flying across a night sky. The full moon sits directly behind it's head, making for an ethereal halo effect. The text reads: Flying Whenever a creature you control without flying dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a flying counter on it. It soars through currents of moonbeams to give hope to the forsaken.
Scute Swarm is a green Magic the gathering card. The art represents a mass of oversized beetles modeled after the rhinocreous beetle but bigger, with more spikes and bright green eyes and "horn". They look particularly menacing. The text on the card reads: landfall - whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that’s a copy of this creature instead. “Survival rule 782: There are always more scute bugs.” —Zurdi, goblin shortcutter
Tweet by alexandrawlee that reads: Just told my 10yo daughter about #RBG. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ruthkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.
My gloved hand holding a very upset Faxonius limosus
Watercolor ilustration of a canid skull with various mushrooms growing on/around it. The skull is lovingly rendered and is beige with a green tint and the mushrooms are very diverse and colorful.
Magic: the gathering card Wick's patrol, a 6 mana 5/3 black creature that mills cards and smacks people. The art features a rat with a massive wizard hat riding through a swamp on a worm with massive mandibles.
Watercolor painting of an orange cat in medieval plate armor with a sword on their back
A sketchbook with pencil drawings, wherr the sketch underneath is done in blue and green colored pencil. There are 3 characters total: Viego with a party hat and a "Happy B-day" sign, pyke with a harpoon and thresh holding his lantern menacingly
Viego, a white man with pale skin and white hair, dressed in black leather spiky armor, is sitting cross legged, wrapped in a plaid blanket mostly red in color. He looks sad (more than usual) and is holding a bowl of soup.
The One Piece dog, drawn in a cartoonish style. He has a large rectangular head and a small body and looks angry and silly at the same time.
Arya, a tri color beagle dog, is sleeping on a human bed with a bookshelf in the background. She is calm and vibing.
Traditional drawing of Simon, a pirate. He is white with blond hair and is dressed in dark clothes
A digital painting of Soul Fighter Viego, it is unfinished with bits that aren't properly rendered and missing lineart.
A tricolor beagle is sleeping on a white bed. She is very peaceful and her fur is very soft.
Man with a hat who is holding a cigarette in his mouth opens the door and asks "are u ok?" A person sits on the floor petting a dog, they are both very happy, the person replies "yes"
An elderly tabby cat lying down on the pavement. He is looking up at the camera. He seems round and soft.
Picrew art of Viktor, who is white, has ginger hair and is wearing makeup stickers and eyeliner. The trans flag is in the background.
A brown and white cat looking at the camera judgingly.